DNR struggle with jetlag, Elfster is live, The Abbey gets raided, DNR inconvenienced in the air, Celeste Rivas update, Luigi Mangione beaten in Bangkok, Matt in Philly talks Chess, Keanu Reeves visited by his divine wife, Romaine has a filthy pussy, Romie goes shopping, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks White House ballroom, Tony and Michelle talk Hawaii, Travis Kelce buys into Six Flags, Disneyland Paris adding The Lion King, Louvre robbery update, David Geffen ex drops his lawsuit, and Kevin Federline writes book about Britney.