Ghost cat, bleached taints, Romaine gets a rude haircut, men who call their wives mother, Sir Laughs A Lot talks daddy issues, Romie is mad at Iris over boots, Romaine does a shout out, RBG gets a big cash prize, Romney is Pierre Delecto, Queen Elizabeth shades Meghan Markle, Romaine doesn’t think the Pattersons are good people, Happy Jack talks too many kids, Nathan talks Always dropping the female symbol, Stanton in Austin talks bone density and muscle mass, Derek talks LA homeless, Kathryn in AZ pees in the night, a Thursdonnay cheer, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race UK, keeping your old cell phone number, Romaine reviews Maleficent, Tom calls in about Survivor, Rick talks Green Acres, Jonathan talks Survivor with mild spoilers, Applebees gets too much attention, Tim Ryan drops out, and Rob Shuter discovers peanut butter.