It’s Derek’s birthday week, Romaine gets drunk with listeners, Derek runs out of juice, Jeff talks batteries, Romaine gets her tractor on and gets stuck in a parade, Tony in Vegas talks Queen’s Gambit, postal delays, NXIVM founder has no regrets, Derek has Faith, Romaine finishes Van Helloing, Jonathan in Nashville talks Buffy, Emergence and Mrs. America, Rick from The Pig goes to Halloweentown, self-cleaning coffee machine, Keith thinks Derek isn’t fancy, Billy in Philly talks appliances and voting, Hooker Hotline, Tyler in NorCal leads the drunks, Kick talks messy fun, drunk dad joke, Miss Angie wants a tour, Romaine is the messiest of them all, Bridget in AZ had some rough trade, monkey sounds, JB talks black shows, stars who ruin their shows, homiesexuals on TikTok, and Michael in Nashville talks pronouns.