Derek has a birthday, DNR has a new employee, Derek has to send his mom to voicemail, not going the final mile, gender reveal party goes wrong, immigration to US leads to better economic outcomes, Romaine rediscovers empanadas, Iris gets topless and sloppy, Romaine reviews the Joker, Kathryn in AZ has some birthday wishes, Derek thinks movies are too long, Craig in CA was over served, Derek casts a vote, Romaine gets bummed about gender, Hooker Hotline, Jeremy in WeHo googles for you, Kevin in Asheville has a secret message, Larry in Pasadena has a dad joke, Jeff in NorCal has pink blood, Tracy is still hookin about young people feeling different, Chris in Mass talks about butch Romaine, Travis talks delicious spreads, Derek gets an ice cream cake, George in SF talks ice cream, Stacy in VA talks Hawaii, a birthday poem, Nathan in St Louis trades Derek for Camp, Timothy Timeshifter talks Catholicism, CA fires are out of control, Tyler in NorCal talks fires, Tony in Vegas talks California weather, and Katie Hill resigns from office over revenge porn.