Derek has a housing update, Romaine goes appliance shopping, Katie in TN talks beds, second purge, Eric in Portland talks family names, Hurricane Melissa hits close to home, flight diverted over passenger who got stabby, Romaine goes to therapy, Tom Terrific talks therapy, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy, Broadway show tickets, Chris Evans has a baby, comedian Adam Sank has warm birthday wishes, Hooker Hotline, Nita has a birthday song, medical marijuana, Billy in Philly has birthday wishes, Sir Laughs A Lot talks baby names, Jesse in Sacramento asks Derek anything, Sherri in TX is loved, Larry in Pasadena talks family drama, Only Murders gets renewed, and Chris Colfer reveals his Halloween costume.