DNR are over this day, Derek deals with ballot initiatives, Billy in Philly keeps in trucking, Curtis Sliwa’s cat denied the vote, DNR vote, DNR talk libraries and encyclopedias, Carole Baskin sues Netflix over Tiger King 2, John in Wildomar Twitches and loves the interns, Derek gets some thoughtful gifts, JFK Jr. still dead, Lindsay Lohan not joining Real Housewives, Kristen Stewart engaged, Social Security to pay the gays, golden penis syndrome, Kathryn in AZ deals with road rage, Hooker Hotline, out of context Clay Aiken, Monotone Marc talks Wentworth and interns, JayBee vs. Romaine, Death Becomes Her, Jeannine time shifts on the F word, Romie Pie Pants wants more freedoms, George in SF talks candy and Superman, Derek watches too much late night TV, the Fonz auctions off his leather jacket, and Madonna steps in it again.