New month who dis, Derek has a bear, Madeleine McCann update, Romaine has to disappear, Happy Jack talks the Beekman Boys, Romaine dog update, The Changeling, Jeff in Palm Springs talks kids, Adam Sank mistaken for hooker, Splash drama, Nancy Pelosi retires, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Frank DeCaro, Matt in Philly talks Ellen DeGeneres, Chad in Seattle talks Obama inauguration, Christian in Abilene talks moving, Elfster final week, John in NH talks All’s Fair, Nita in FL talks targeted ads, Survivor, Amazing Race, and Last Call ends the week.