Romaine is cranky and drugged up, the potato head of Palencia Derek sits for a portrait, Jeffrey Toobin fired, Billy in Philly is all over, Tony in Vegas talks panic shopping, Chris in MA talks ham, Holiday shopping, Goodwill, John Waters makes a donation, Tom Terrific talks John Waters, America’s most obese states, Ryan in CT checks in, Craig in CA time shifts on Alex Trebek, a braying nightmare, Paul in Long Beach talks outcomes, Mark in Buffalo talks Patterson drama, Larry in Pasadena time shifts on his beauty pageant experience, Taylor Strecker is engaged, Romaine’s wedding memories, NC reporter escapes bridge collapse, Dean Browning in surprise twist, Netflix and Chill,Best Worst Thing That Ever Could Have Happened,, and Romaine has to go soft.