Derek pleads for mindfulness, Romaine has gift chaos, meditation as effective as medication, Adam in ATL think Romaine needs to rub one out, Critter Chat thousands of mink escape in Ohio, Buffalo getting paralyzing snow, Florida man makes announcement, NH is all tied up, Stuart in Rochester talks wedding drama, Mariah will not be the Queen Of Christmas, Derek buys a ladder, Candace Cameron Bure says straight only for Christmas, Iris makes a second run at Taylor Swift, Romaine rants about field trips, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Devil In Ohio, Rob in FL talks pythons, Marvin in Syracuse talks buses vs. trucks, Jeannine talks mother of the bride drama, Travis in CT talks dinner for one, Mara in Mass talks eating, Jonathan in Nashville time shifts on vote counting, Senate votes on marriage equality, Artemis heads to the moon, and Disneyland makes a change to It’s A Small World.