Hump day! Romaine has a move update, Derek misses his XBox, Monty gets followed home, Sir Laughs A Lot talks real estate, Alice in NYC talks Survivor, Romaine empties her freezer, woman gets parasite from frogs, HBO Max is fixing Mad Men, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly double dips on his missing load, New Month Who Dis?, Critter Chat Turkey has a cat burglar, raccoon gets drunk at a liquor store, Romaine deals with strange Texas customs, Mexican mummy infecting visitors, Meghan Markle dad in the ICU, King Charles coming to US, Jim McGreevey won’t be mayor of Jersey City, Neil Patrick Harris has his face altered, and Romaine’s hobby gets packed away.