Romaine only wants two things for Christmas and spends a snowy night struggling to survive, porch pirates, Tony in Vegas talks weather and holiday crates, Critter Chat Derek gets foxy, Barbara Please talks ceramic rabbits, Chad in LA time shifts on genealogy, Aaron took a DNA test, Encore voted best new ship, Romaine has lost some weight, washy washy is still offensive, delicious morning coffee, Hooker Hotline, Rick in Cal State LA time shifts on Madonna and that gets Jonathan in LA to call in about Madonna, Still Hookin Tracy wants a slice of Pastor Dave, Trump gets royally snubbed, shenanigans in Studio A, LAPD manhandles a dead woman, Martha Stewart looks really good, AJ and the Queen trailer drops, double dose of Critter Chat from China, Jeff in NC talks tapeworms, and Willie Nelson stopped smoking pot.