Romaine reconnects with family, Derek deals with his neighbors, Artie in HI loses time and heads to France, Romaine gets a thoughtful gift, Nathan in CO talks elfster, Romaine returns to therapy, Boy Kills World, Lucille Ball is Lured, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks self driving cars and fraud, Eric in Portland talks BlueSky, Jeff in PS talks Batman Returns, Billy in Philly has driving drama, Tim from MI talks Merry and Gay, Monotone Marc talks TV audiences, Derek still mad about a Jeopardy heterosexual, Dan talks Frank DeCaro, Hawk Tuah meme coin wipe out, China has a massive gold find, PA woman falls in sinkhole looking for cat, Iris is a crazy cat lady now, Europe has hairy babies, and Last Call ends the show.