DNR get a surprise gift, Mariah Carey Christmas, Dan is peppy and cheap, Travis in CT, #TeamSteven and George in SF talk Mariah, ROKU changes, Tehran, The Mandalorian, Romaine isn’t ladylike, Craig in CA goes in the wrong room, five more years of Stern, boredom vs. procrastination, Romaine gets set up for family failure, Shmoo Christmas, guest Stan Zimmerman talks Yes Virginia, the Golden Girls and the Brady Bunch, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts to talk Santa, talking about sex, Madonna gets a tattoo, Derek sleeps with the dead fishes, breakdancing comes to the Olympics, and moving for 11 minutes helps.