Romaine is in a good mood and on a gift mission, Matthew Camp sex doll, Fox News Christmas tree burns down, Chris in Mass talks Christmas Vacation, car almost goes over Niagra Falls, Happy Jack talks SantaCon, missing teens found in river after twenty years, Osteen plumber gets reward, Indiana pastor loses job over drag show, Billy in Philly has some thoughts, Critter Chat camels kicked out of beauty pageant, Tyler in NorCal talks Eddie Long and girlfriend drama, London T-Rex gets a Christmas sweater, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Jussie Smollett and Oklahoma, Candace in KC talks intern show, Ted in Lancaster time shifts on his own call, Chris in WA talks Queen Of The Universe, #TeamSteven talks game show prizes, Robert in San Antonio talks And Just Like That, Jeff in PS checks in with Rafi, Swiss suicide pod, Meryl Streep is a goat, Jeopardy host update, Diddy wants to buy Sean John back, and racist appraisals.