Derek has a gay gasp about Jeopardy, Colliers in TX wants a holiday crate, Canada post office on strike, KY judge running sextortion ring, CEO shooting suspect caught in Pennsylvania, Jay Z ensnared in Diddy case, Billy in Philly talks Jay Z, Romaine visits Spirit Christmas, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs double dips on Kylie Minogue, Monopoly money in backpack, Dennis in ATL talks internet pricing, Big Peter talks Christmas movies, Critter Chat grandma got run over by a reindeer, UK kabob shop has fried rat, Rob in FL talks Meet Me Next Christmas, Boy Kills World, Golden Globe nominations announced, Beau in OR talks commercial breaks and award bait movies, Tom Terrific talks Conclave, and Elsbeth gets her gay son.