Derek has a flashing issue, Romaine is not in the mood, chimney drama, Colliers in TX can’t remember who Romaine was burning down, DNR are tormented by the heat, Walmart pulls a snowy ugly Christmas sweater, Derek gets too many shirts, Tiffany in AZ talks sea turtles and pictures at dinner, gay porn star released from jail, Romie doesn’t get a call back, Darren in NJ talks school plays, Derek has an awkward history in the theater, Eminem may have a gay sex tape, Matt Gay stands up against bullying, Hooker Hotline, Jen in LA talks crate spoilers, Jonathan talks Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Homeland, Mark in Buffalo talks concerts, Rick in Charlotte talks Pee Wee’s Christmas Special, George in SF talks Star Wars toy shortages, KellyPie talks about listener complaints and Howard Stern, Derek is a sore winner, Terry in AZ is sad about Roxette, Kylie in Carson City talks Spaceballs, older women are happy being alone, Critter Chat pigeons in cowboy hats, Tony in Vegas talks pigeons, Ed Smart in hot water over difficulty in coming out, Miss Universe contestant comes out as a lesbian, and Joe and Sierra from Survivor tie the knot.