Romaine ignores her wife, Chris in MA has some old and new business, Derek is missing an elfster, Romaine is a drug mule apparently, Happy Jack has thoughts on the drug deal, Julie in Cleveland is heading down for a DNR meet up, Derek is a bad roommate, Romaine is a good wife, Dr. Jay has thoughts on dinner, the Mandalorian is not always Pedro Pascal, Colliers in TX talks Mandalorian, Hooker Hotline, Rick in LA talks Marty Thomas and Sam Pancake, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts on the Joker, Marvin in Syracuse talks Peleton, AYDS candy, Wayward Tom reflects on Jersey City and the crate box reveal, Chad has thoughts on the AT-AT, they is the word of the year, Greta Thunberg is the Time Person of the Year, guest Dennis Hensley talks Holiday Game Night, cruise ship life and award show chatter.