Adam from Sissytown drops by Studio B, Romaine is having a bad day, Derek gets some nice mail, Adam talks Elfster, Mike gives shade, Derek has a postal fail, deep relationship advice, Adam shades Derek about dinner rolls, Critter Chat penises wash ashore in California and eagle fights octopus, Romaine tires out Mrs. Fletcher, Adam raves about Hawaii, girl tormented by hacker on her Ring camera, high school students find hidden cameras in their hotel room, parody break, guest Xorje Olivares drops by Studio B to talk Hope for the Holidays and the latest in politics, Hooker Hotline, trans and non-binary issues, Nathan in St. Louis is in a weird mood, Mark in Buffalo talks looking like a celebrity, Rod in TX talks royals, and Last Call ends the show.