DNR are grateful for your thoughtful gifts and cards, tilting toilets, Chad in LA talks Mariah Carey, Tony in Vegas wonders about Brenda Lee, NYC gets a white squall situation, Romaine gets into the impeachment vote, DILF in sting over Arby’s gift cards, Hooker Hotline, Craig in CA is triggered by dishes, Rob in FL talks famous celebrities, Jeff in Palm Springs has bad Catholic memories, Christian in Abilene talks concerts, Marvin in Syracuse talks gay weddings, James in FL has a shady call, Survivor Sucks Dan has some resolutions, DNR make Survivor predictions, Dolly Parton may replace a Confederate monument, Mormon Church has been hoarding cash, ethical sluts, a yacht that is also a submarine, and Romaine is mad about money.