DNR have print drama, Romaine gets no sex, Derek shields the interns, Nathan in CO has a celebrity sighting, Derek has late night misery noises, WDW woman steals a cucumber, Nathan double dips on handsy characters, Danny in LA talks The Land, Billy in Philly talks Carl Nassib, Happy Jack talks Chip N Dale, Jonathan in Nashville talks cruises, 72nd Streep birthday celebration, Joy Behar makes a gay joke, Miss Angie is the decider, Naida is the Decider, LaudroMatt is married to a late decider, Derek has a memory Dive, Hooker Hotline, Still Hookin’ Tracy is loud at home, Aaron in Seattle time shifts on Friday phones, lazy trash feminism, Larry in Pasadena talks cruises and nurses,Travis time shifts on the FL HOA, Monotone Marc talks Love Victor, Romaine loves Hacks, early risers less depressed, Critter Chat: Thai elephant crashes into a house, LaundroMatt talks elephants, Stonewall Inn bans Bud, Homo Goods store, and Disneyland launching a membership program.