Derek deals with tech drama, Romaine has a parking issue, Chance time shifts on the Boy Is Mine, Jonathan in LA was impressed by the debate, Derek assaulted by a robot, China’s one child policy had unintended consequences, terrifying sex talk for moms, Romie is clued in, a loveless marriage on Wheel of Fortune, Iris and Romaine have a sleep fight, LaudroMatt talks Hawaiian adventures, Eric in NM talks helicopters, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Billy Porter, Billy in Philly sings about the McRib, Critter Chat NASCAR gets a bird strike, Amelia Earhart still missing, Gay Problem about a messy past boyfriend, Eva Mendes gets a haircut, Taco Bell has a recall, Noreaster heads to NYC, Cuba Gooding Jr. is groping case, Gyllenhaal and Holland getting married, Colton Haynes gets a divorce and Jeremy in WeHo wonders where Romaine’s secrets are.