03.04.25 – Eight Inches And Thick

Fat Tuesday! Dolly Parton husband dies, Tyler in NorCal talks jury duty, Luigi Mangione may have sex tapes, Armie Hammer tried to hook up a man, Romaine checks in with her therapist, Katie in TN talks garage gym, Hooker Hotline, Tim in IL talks New Month Who Dis, Billy in Philly talks Demi Moore and Melanie Lynskey, DNR mail from a satisfied listener, The Traitors, Jay Z sues one of his accusers, and Jonathan in Nashville talks Jay Z.

10.30.24 – What Follows The Cork

McDonalds ice cream machines will be fixed, Romaine has to mow, Tom Terrific talks leaves, Famous Yeti’s Pizza gets everyone high, UK woman fired for getting pregnant on maternity leave, Matt in Philly talks hangovers, Joe Exotic engaged, Ric in El Paso talks past calls, Menendez brothers get a court date, Love After Lock Up, Hooker Hotline, Michelle from San Diego talks teachers and poop, Matt in Philly talks limbs, Rocco Ritchie has an art show, Tea Leoni has a new job, Casa Bonita documentary, Abercrombie doc leads to arrests, Armie Hammer is back, and Romaine back on Chuck.

06.17.24 -President Caftan

Tony Awards chatter: Jonathan Groff and Angelina Jolie win, Hillary rocks a caftan, Brooke Shields wears crocs, Trey in LA talks Tony Awards, Billy Porter takes a whiff, Tyler in NorCal talks crocs, Billy in Philly talks shoes, Stonewall flag attacked again, Armie Hammer staging a comeback, Inside Out 2 shatters records, George in SF talks Inside Out, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks Audra McDonald, Jonathan in Nashville timeshifts on phone call noise, Monotone Marc talks singer Dan Vasc, Matt from Philly talks Brats doc, and Matt Bomer was almost Superman.

03.30.21 – What Was Lost Has Been Found

Remember when we said this show was lost and Romaine felt so bad? Well, good news bitches one of our amazing listeners actually had a copy sort of. It isn’t the whole show but it is most of it! Thanks Chris for coming in and saving our bacon. You are the best!

We did a live show today and then Romaine fucked up. We thought we had recorded it but then we didn’t. It is all Romaine’s fault and she feels terrible. She will explain everything on HER BIRTHDAY in the mean time this download is just a previously aired show. Yesterday’s we think. SMH

DNR perk it up, Rushmore burns, building fire history, Armie Hammer faces trouble on The Nile, Vinnie talks donuts and coins and phone service, Tony in Vegas talks coins, Tina Turner doc on HBO, Chris in MA talks WIFI calling, What Is Happening Jayson and Steven talk Tina Turner, cooking show leads to arrest, Romaine gets her award, OK Goodwill donation includes cash, Eric in NM talks hidden money, Colliers in TX found money, Romaine does self therapy, radioactive diamond battery, Hooker Hotline, Mark in Buffalo talks strippers, Christian in Abilene pandemic weight, John in Buffalo talks UBER and money, Exorcist call, Billy in Philly follows up on UBER, Jonathan in Nashville talks Falcon and Winter Soldier, Marc in MN has a long message for Romaine but other callers want to interrupt, DNR deal with office drama, Rosebud motel on sale, Sir Laughs A Lot has some criticism, appliance drama, VoltsWagen, and Tyler in NorCal talks April Fools.

01.15.21 -Wet App Centipede

DNRcast is here, Centipede vs. WAP, Billy in Philly jams out, Arthur Chatto causes royal thirst, Brie Larson maybe a lesbian, Armie Hammer is still hungry, Chris Evans might come back, Jonathan in Nashville talks Marvel, Buzz Lightyear, Wandavision, Romaine misses movies, Derek reviews Tenet, Hooker Hotline, Bridget in AZ talks wedge potatoes, Sean in KC talks fries, Rob in FL talks payroll, Dom from Seattle talks Taco Time, Romaine has sexy lady talk, secret Jeopardy porn star, Nathan in CO talks Fran Lebowitz and Selena, Romaine spoils Big Sky, the Night Stalker, Critter Chat every Hammy poops, call me Annie Hathaway, Chris in Mass talks Hammy, Disneyland drops the annual pass, Kushner toilet drama, and Last Call ends the show.

 

01.14.21 – Code Red

Derek admits faults, Romie corners Romaine, Trucker Patti talks gender, Trinity the Tuck in trouble, Billy in Philly talks Eminem, Zac Efron to Australia, Critter Chat pigeon enflames the land down under, Monotone Marc talks smokers and vaccines, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks fries, Ben in Seattle talks fries, chaos at Popeyes, Jonathan n Nashville talks fries, Tim in MI talks Romie height, Ed in Phoenix talks Pretend Its A City, Mark in Buffalo talks wet fries and old women, adulthood, Becca Jones is back, Mike in China talks Becca and gift cards, Jeff in Palm Springs talks shop, Romaine has a family wedding coming up, Tom Terrific talks Montana wedding, Armie Hammer drops out, and Culkin is sold.

05.11.20 – Lovin In The Oven

Derek is a mess, Fall TV is a big question mark, Romaine’s weekend is all about food, Tom Terrific has baking advice, Romaine breaks up a fight, DNR headed to Manhattan, Chris in Mass deals with going out, Glenn in Canada talks going to the office, Kardashians in trouble for toilet paper, George in SF deals with a crazy customer, DNR take out trees and Martha Stewart quarantines with a hot gardener, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse has a weather update, a Nebraska correction, Shawn in Milford has much to say, kid finds bag of money at ATM, plastic backpacks, SCOTUS toilet flush mystery solved, Romaine gets into Dead To Me and The Mandalorian, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race, Billy in Philly gets stiffed and wants some drag, Jamie Dornan gets trolled by Armie Hammer in Instagram, woman feels too at home at IKEA, Roy Horn RIP and Derek worries he got a thoughtless gift on his lawn.

07.29.19 – Lesbo Fonzarelli

DNR are back, Derek solves a DNA mystery, a telltale tattoo tells all online, Romie and Derek are too much alike, Adam from Sissytown melts down, Romaine solves a leather mystery, Brian is not into Me, Happy Jack talks leather jackets, Armie Hammer goes viral with toe sucking video, Kathryn in AZ talks leather jackets, Xena is back and lezzier than ever, Hooker Hotline, a request for a new parody song, Marc in NJ wonders about Billy in Philly, Terry in AZ time shifts on adhesives, Dan also caught Galaxy Glue, MN mom tries to block transgender daughter from transitioning, Amazon is moving into Lord and Taylor’s old location, Romaine remembers many old numbers, Critter Chat has Romaine assaulting flies and grasshoppers invade Las Vegas, Romaine hog calls an in-law, Derek sees a film shoot, and Love Island gets some hot man on man action.