08.03.22 – The Pipes The Pipes Are Falling

Monkeypox vaccine update, breaking news at Romaine’s house of horrors, Jesse in Sacramento talks Andrew, Tom Terrific and Tony in Vegas talk pipes, Wendy Williams says she is married, JayBee talks plumbing drama, Britney Spears memoir delayed by paper shortage, Billy in Philly plays Guess My Load, BatGirl getting thrown away, The Flash ending after cast drama, Ezra Miller on the lam, JayBee double dips on Candice Patton, Hooker Hotline, Rafi in NYC talks spotted lantern fly, James the Serious talks pronouns, Mara in Mass talks Demi Lovato, Edie McClurg in conservatorship drama, Beyonce drops Kelis loop and now Monica Lewinsky wants a do-over too, Jonathan in Nashville talks Kelis, Sabin sees a UFO, Alex Jones gets his Perry Mason momentum Elon Musk fat shamed by his father, and a bodega cat gets stolen.

08.02.22- Pink Taco Tuesday

Derek is disappointed, Romaine has to work, Critter Chat disturbing night visitor, Jeremiah talks Uncoupled, Tony in Vegas also enjoys Uncoupled, VA woman finds surprise in her bag of chips, Working Girl remake with Selena Gomez and Sir Laughs A Lot has thoughts, Jake Gyllenhal coming in a Road House remake, Rowdy talks Severance, For All Mankind, 98 hour journey to recover lost luggage, dressing casually on flights, Hooker Hotline, Chaz in La time shifts on Nancy Pelosi, drunk Mexican memories, 1980s 007 flight info, Demi Lovato updates their pronouns, Jim Obergefell running for office, Chef Brian also had holes in his education, Jonathan in Nashville talks identities, and the Judds get cut off.

10.14.21 – Rub And Tug

Fan favorite. Derek meets a squatter, massage parlor etiquette, Dave Chapelle Netflix drama, Demi Lovato comes out against aliens, Megan Thee Stallion Popeye’s Hottie sauce, NYC is crowded again, Romaine buys a thoughtful gift… for herself, Critter Chat CO elk gets a tired stuck around its neck, Hooker Hotline, Kimberly in Ohio talks Love Island UK, Marvin in Syracuse talks Burger King and TV time, Monotone Marc explains his call and calls out a listener who got FB hacked, Chris in MA talks crispy fries, George in SF talks Muppets Haunted Mansion and The Way Down, William Shatner goes to space, Billy in Philly talks Menendez brothers, Alex Murdaugh update, NYC lesbian cop drama, Kristie in Nashville talks crazy lesbians, Romaine was a bad person, Candace Cameron Bure has PTSD from being on The View, and Heather Locklear marrying her high school boyfriend.

05.19.21 – Clamp Clamp Clamp Went The Dolly

The baby is awake, roommate has a fire emergency, Romaine takes the bus, Derek fights the Family von Trapp, Critter Chat zebra gives birth in front of fans and Dolly is a biter, Tyler in NorCal feels validated. Princess Beatrice pregnant, electric F150 is coming, Tyler in NorCal talks cars, Billy in Philly gets into electric anxiety, Steven and Melissa say Hola Nola, Chris in Mass talks squirrel damage, Sir Laughs A Lot talks maintenance, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly has a KFC follow-up, Christian in Abilene time shifts on pandemic TV, Rene in FL time shifts to frost on the pumpkin, Mark in Buffalo moves and WinRed, Sara Ramirez to join Sex And The City., Demi Lovato is non-binary, and Kathryn in AZ talks gender.

05.12.21 – Can I Get Some Toes Around Here

Colton Underwood blackmailed, Romaine gets scared, Ellen ending her show, Romaine struggles in social media, Critter Chat Chicago rats and cats, Kathryn in AZ has an update, Happy Jack talks prison communications, Chaz in La talks Mateo Lane, Billy in Philly talks prison videos, Demi Lovato launches new show, Kathryn in AZ has a dad joke for Romaine, #TeamSteven talks Demi Lovato, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy, Tom Terrific talks to himself, Chris in Mass talks New Hampshire, Tom Terrific fights back and talks social media, Billy in Philly has a follow up, Chance in NY time shifts on microwaves Romaine comes for Catherine Zeta-Jones, WTF Florida woman poses as high school student for followers, NC flies the wrong flag, detonation engines, and Tyler in NorCal talks Concorde,