DNR deal with internet woes from home, Romaine shows off her high school talent, Derek gets a moment of zen for TBT, Billy in Philly has some good news, a different Jonathan calls about Survivor, Jonathan in LA makes it brief, Colton Underwood struggled with his sexuality, Danny in LA talks Tokyo Olympics, toilet licker tests positive, Kathy Griffin is hospitalized, Darren in NJ gets zapped by a laser, Derek rails on Hobby Lobby and evangelicals, Sir Laughs A Lot enjoyed No More Mister Nice Gay, Miss Corn Teen Pageant, Hooker Hotline, Bridget in AZ has a vivid sex dream, Tyler in NorCal is grateful for the show, Sean in KC talks Olympic teams, expired soap, Marvin in Syracuse doesn’t do self checkout, Karen in VA talks home repairs, Still Hookin’ Tracy is ready to make a delivery, Romaine is a slow viewer, Rob in FL talks McMillions and daily routines, Romaine deals with a grinder, Ellen misses her staff, The Pattersons have group chat drama, the Clintons buy some pizza, Kick in LA talks Tiger King, Derek reviews Charlie’s Angels, Waffle House Index Red, Trey in LA time shifts on Devil Wears Prada and mustaches and WeHo reads, and Amazon is selling a lot of board games.