Romaine has a pain, Derek makes coffee, Taylor Swift wedding updates, Jeff in PS talks Taylor Swift and Stop That Train, Krystal in SD talks Stop That Train, Traitors coming back in September, Knicks parade, Obama Center opens, reflecting pool a mess, Kenny in CA talks algae, Derek is optimistic on Iran, Hooker Hotline, Sherri in TX talks cherry pie, Iran Deal, Ben in Seattle talks Iris, Julia in CA talks soccer, Darren in NJ tests us, Nita in FL talks Spurs, Matt in Philly talks UFC, Adam in ATL talks Cookie Jar, Chaz in La talks Only Fans, Happy Jack talks penis, Chaz in La talks TX trivia and Billboard charts, and Harry and Meghan headed to UK.
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05.19.26 – Never Been Into The D
Derek overheats, Romaine hates windows, Ilde in AZ talks online groceries, Gary in CT talks sunshine, Rick from the Pig talks grocery stores, Rowdy in NY talks AI, LaundroMatt talks AI disaster, Travis in CT talks grocery shopping, Rowdy in NY timeshifts on physical media, Pizza Hut goes retro and has an AI fail, Paul Schrader AI girlfriend terminates relationship, Platner under fire for masturbating, Hooker Hotline, Steven in Denver talks Mariah Carey, Matt in Philly talks Richard Simmons, Tom Terrific talks Mariah Carey, Tim from MI talks Trump, Long Beach Pride canceled, Romaine is blind, Billy in Philly checks in, and Tesla Semi is coming.
05.14.26 – Monster Wolf
Spencer Pratt running for LA mayor, Derek;’s town still mad about solar, Andrew in Columbus talks Spencer Pratt, Derek recycles, Romaine has HOA drama, Herndon Monument climb is back, Denver jet hits trespasser, Japan short on Monster Wolf robots, Japan has a resignation agency, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Texas, Christian in Abilene talks shopping carts, Nita in FL talks HOA, Marvin in Syracuse talks concerts and Traitors, Iris is a bad driver, Chaz in La talks MTV, Jonathan in Nashville talks Japan, Bravo suit, Tom Terrific talks Bravo, and Pam Grier has three day orgasms.
12.15.25- Poo In The Morning
DNR are together, Romaine health journey takes a turn and her move stalls, Derek has a stove update, Melissa Joan Hart doesn’t like her online purchase, Chaz in La has tech issues and Mariah Carey, Dickl Van Dyke turned 100, Rob Reiner murdered, Derek has supermarket drama, Hooker Hotline, used car talk, Chad in Seattle talks Rob Reiner, Sherri in TX talks mispronounced named, Rowdy in NY talks Derry Girls, Tom Terrific talks Judy Gold, Mommie Dearest, Mark in Buffalo talks Rob Reiner and Anthony Geary, DNR Survivor talk, Merriam Webster word of the year is slop, Washington Post AI tool fail, Romaine gets a press release, and Romaine hits the road.
06.13.24- How Deep Is Your Flood
Atlanta man hijacks a city bus, South Florida gets a downpour, WDW adding a fifth park, Duran Duran cover model revealed, man comes out in his own obituary, Iris is missing, Hooker Hotline, Chad in Seattle talks swimming pools, couple electrocuted in Mexican resort hot tub, Sherri in TX talks Lost, Hobey Baker comes out after death, Larry in Pasadena talks genealogy, Nick Cannon celebrates Father’s Day, Tori Spelling trashes her rental, and Billy in Philly talks Nick Cannon.
12.07.23 – A Deconstructed Christmas Tree
Derek treats himself, NYC holiday party ends up in a garbage chute and Queens woman ends up in the ceiling, WA state sending out checks for overpriced chicken, Romaine upset over prices, Biden taking on prescription drug prices, local woman wants a cheap Christmas tree, Mariah Carey honors Brenda Lee, Cher might tour again, Hannah Waddingham holiday special, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks RSV, Christian in Abilene talks self checkout, StoryLiving BY Disney, Red Lobster almost goes out of business over Shrimpfest, Nathan in CO talks Red Lobster, Norman Lear dead at 101, Kissinger also dead, Billy in Philly talks Africa, New Zealand stolen truck drama, and Bowen Yang and Joel Kim Booster magazine mix up.
11.28.23 – A Woman Of A Thousand Faces
Derek meets a sloth and finds signs of life, Wolfgang on the move, Mike and Brian forget the past, Travis in CT is worried about being grossed out, Michigan community college finds a body in a vent, Nathan in CO asks What’s That Smell, Australian man gets an undercooked burger, NY woman finds a finger in her salad, Osbourne family goes to pot, Chaz in La talks Taylor Swift, Blue Ivy upped her game after online criticism, Chaz in La double dips talks Madonna, Nathan in CO double dips on Mariah Carey, Derek talks Ethel Merman, Jesse in Sacramento talks bring your daughter to work day, Shakira pays her taxes, SCOTUS takes another fake case, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks self checkout, Tyler in NorCal talks supermarkets, Lady Ballers, dating outside your politics, Dolly Parton has a fun connection to Keanu Reeves, and White House Christmas decorations are up and an ice skating rink is coming.
10.03.23- Genital Reveal Party
McCarthy is out of a job, Jonathan in Nashville talks Congress, Taylor Swift brings America together, Billy in Philly talks Kevin McCarthy, Critter Chat postal worker rescues a dog and a python loves pussy, Tim in MI talks python, Charlotte Sena found alive, Saw X editor gets police visit, Nathan in CO talks true crime, Pie Pants gets a bonnet, Kendra Evens cries at gender reveal, Madonna takes requests, Tom Terrific talks Madonna, Mariah Carey doing a Christmas tour and she is mad at Cher cutting in on her action, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Brad in Houston likes the timer, Derek hits close to home, Chris in WA talks Titanic musical, Nathan in CO talks Beyonce concert film, Ben in Seattle talks awards, Billy in Philly talks car trouble, Tim in MI talks cruises awards and apps, Iris gives Romaine a gift, Lady Gaga doesn’t have to pay $500K to her dognapper, Commander biting Secret Service agents, Rob in FL talks Commander, and Romaine’s dog gets weird.
12.19.22- DNR Anon
DNR contemplate some redecorating, Derek talks Miss Cleo, Romaine is cutting the cord, VHS memories, Billy in Philly gets pushed, Robert DeNiro robbed for Christmas, George Santos may be a liar, Jan 6 committee sends referrals, Ric In El Paso talks classic TV, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks MSNBC, Marvin in Syracuse talks Ed Sullivan, Monotone Marc talks Bye Bye Birdie, The Goldbergs, Doug in CT timeshifts on FTX, Chaz in La is hitting the road, Kitty talks DNR Anonymous, Matt in NC talks elfster gifts, Jesse in Sacramento calls BS on Romaine, Nathan in CO talks Smiley, Yellowstone, Sherry in TX talks collectible plates, Tony In Vegas talks collectible, Dustin Hoffman cameo wasn’t planned, Kate Winslet’s kids have a favorite, and Meryl is a dramatic mom.
12.16.22- Uganda Be Kidding
DNR are grateful for the listeners, Critter Chat, Uganda hippo is hungry hungry, Berlin aquarium explodes, Stanton in Austin says Jizz The Season, Romaine is a thoughtful wife and mother, lost cat found after a decade, Nathan in CO talks Call Me Miss Cleo, George in SF has a drinking game, Pelosi In The House, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Mariah Carey, Kimberly in OH talks Christmas On The Farm, Jonathan in Nashville talks Andrew, Monotone Marc talks SNL, Survivor Sucks Dan talks Survivor and Elfster, LaundroMatt talks Lizzo, Kane goes Scholastic, 80s TV Ladies, Designing Women, Trey in LA talks Dixie Carter and Golden Ticket, MILF Manor, and Last Call ends the show.
12.14.22 – Aggressive Bear
Andrew learns about Grindr, Romaine gets some loving, NYPD evidence warehouse fire, R Kelly briefly returns to streaming, Romaine talks gifts, fusion energy breakthrough, Tyler in NorCal and Rowdy talk flying cars, Romaine risks her life, Channing Tatum gays it up, Hopper Bottom talks Andrew, Beau in LA talks Channing Tatum, Bullet Train, Hooker Hotline, Iris gift ideas, Marc in MN talks Moonfall, Vee timeshifts on birthdays Yellowstone and psychics, Nathan in CO talks Janet Jackson and Bros, Stacy in VA talks Smiley, Rowdy talks Mariah Carey, Billy in Philly talks Mariah Eminem feud, Tom Terrific talks Peloton, Nathan in CO talks CrossFit and Survivor, Monotone Marc talks Jeff Probst, Julia in CA talks FTX, and Steven in IN talks Andrew and Dancing With The Stars.
12.12.22- Arrivederci Whores
Derek is under the weather, Romaine gets some snow, Steve Martin and Martin Short host SNL, Romaine cleans up, The White Lotus finale (spoiler free), Colliers in TX talks White Lotus, Adam in ATL time shifts on Mariah Carey, Elon Musk booed at Dave Chappelle concert, Tony in Vegas talks Spoiler Alert, Adam Sank talks Twitter, Derek joins Post.News as derek1, Hooker Hotline, Mara in Mass talks Christmas presents, Jeff in Palm Springs talks shorts in winter and The Phantom Of The Opera, Stanton in Austin talks gifts, Monotone Marc is feeling better, Nathan in CO talks the Beetlejuice musical, Some Like It Hot is a Broadway sensation, Monotone Marc talks Matilda, Rich in Encinitas time shifts on Sight And Sound best movies, Drag Race moves to MTV, Romaine gets into Yellowstone, Derek tries Harry and Meghan, Germany thwarts a coup by a Prince, Madonna song The Gambler sucks, and Giffith Park loses a cougar.
11.28.22- Gouda Nuf
DNR return from Thanksgiving break, Romaine’s car misses the garage and Derek’s oven misses Chef Brian, Romaine’s fondue is a hit, Tim in IL has a cheesy question, Nathan in CO talks hot pot, Derek has too much stuff, Billy in Philly talks torches, What is Happening Jayson talks Irene Cara, Lea Michele kicks off Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade, Mariah Carey is a mess, Rob in FL talks Mariah, Julia in CA time shifts on World Cup, White Lotus turns up the heat, Tom Terrific has White Lotus spoilers, Dead To Me wraps up, Romaine gets into Wednesday, #XMAS is a holiday rip off, Happy Jack gets a premature text, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly sings out, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on media and politics, Rich ini Encinitas talks Ticketmaster, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts on holiday meals, Tim in MI talks StubHub, Dwayne Johnson returns the favor at 7-11, Mauna Loa erupts, Romaine breaks her toe, pop culture christmas ornaments, MD plane crashes into a transformer, and Romaine has a Black Friday blackout.
11.04.22- Hoo Dunit
Romaine loves Fridays but hates Daylight Savings Time, get out and vote, Derek has a Leo sighting, Billy in Philly talks Pink and the lottery, Tim in IL talks being an informed voter, Martha Stewart vs. Mariah Carey, AI cooks Thanksgiving dinner, Sir Laughs A Lot talks green beans, Derek reviews The Automat and What Is Happening Jayson has memories, Nathan in CO talks old people, Tony in Vegas talks Automat, Hooker Hotline, Mara in Mass votes for cow poo, Bridget in AZ talks birds, The Staircase feedback, Nita loses it over DNR, Julie in NC time shifts on The Staircase, Derek can’t recognize Brian’s car, Derek’s mom has a theory, DNR want to be remembered fondly, Brooklyn bakery worker gets locked in a freezer, Critter Chat a bear makes himself at home and a cobra gets bitten, Jeopardy Tournament of Champions, Trey in LA has thoughts, and Last Call ends the week!
11.03.22 – Elf Care
Derek gives a true shout out, LaundroMatt talks scaffolding, Harry Potter fans can’t stop leaving socks on a beach, Romaine gets served Christmas, NJ is for winners, Lindsay Lohan has a Christmas single dropping, Mariah Carey is the Queen Of Christmas, Romaine is skipping Taylor Swift, Dolly done touring, Selena Gomez throwing a wedding themed birthday party, Derek emotionally confronted by a contractor, Cindy Crawford not a meaningful beauty, Julie Bowen fell in love with a woman, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in PS time shifts on Wendy the cow, down with homework, Nita has church feedback, Chris wants a Cow For Christmas poster, Dateline owl murder, Tom Terrific talks The Staircase, Larry in Pasadena talks cars, Derek has a Gremlin memory, JD in WVa talks cars, Marvin in Syracuse talks social media, Halloween potato experiment, Critter Chat family dog turned into a rug, Dahmer is not gay entertainment, Rowdy time shifts on glass doors, and DNR get some thoughtful gifts.
11.02.22 – A Cow For Christmas
This November has lots of nuts, Romaine spreads joy, Christmas is coming, Peacock to stream Hallmark holiday movies, Jesse in Sacramento talks Christmas cows, Critter Chat WA woman attacked twice by the same owl, Billy in Philly buys a car, lost family dog is found, messy break-up behavior, #TeamStephen talks dating crazy guys, Tyler in NorCal talks togetherness, Romaine loses some neighbors, Julie Powell RIP, Romaine changes up her butter habits, LaundroMatt talks salty cookies, George in SF talks Christina Applegate and the Surreal Life, Hooker Hotline, Ric In El Paso had a great time, Carl Nassib is a Swiftie, man squats as a Stanford student, Liam Hemsworth replacing Henry Cavill in The Witcher, LaundroMatt has thoughts, Stargirl ending and DNR have deep thoughts on other CW shows, Romaine tries to be an old wise lesbian, Chaz in La talks drag queens, Happy Jack talks new and old shows, Jennifer Lawrence didn’t listen to Adele, beauty pageant contestants fall in love and a trans woman buys Miss Universe.
04.08.22- Big Dick Energy
DNR get soaked to the bone, gas prices are high, TX man beats roommate over definition of a mosquito, WTF FL teen gets in fight over sex toy, Karen in VA time shifts on 90 Day Fiance, Marc in MN talks Tehran, Chaz in La talks Mariah Carey surpassing Barbra Streisand, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts on studio hauntings, more Wordle drama, more WTF FL teens has a bulletproof vest fail and man gets hit by train, high-rise hell in Manhattan, US mens soccer headed to World Cup in Qatar, Hooker Hotline, Billy In Philly talks farm hand weight, Jeannine time shifts on remains, ADD Jeff Zoom is tonight, Equality Florida gets a check, Florida escalates fight against Disney, Kourtney Kardashian has a fake wedding, family secrets come out, Will Smith banned from the Oscars for a decade, Travis in CT is ready for it to be over, Mickey Mouse could fall into the public domain, and Last Call ends the show.
12.24.20- OJNB Christmas Crossover Show
Derek and Romaine are joined by OJNB the Podcast’s host Jonathan Valdez for a fun and lively Christmas Crossover show. They talk music, family drama, ho ho ho and no, no no! You might even learn a thing or two about Christmas traditions in other countries!
12.18.20 -It Could Have Been Cheese
DNR are closing out 2020, Jesse is no longer a friend, Japan has snow traffic nightmare, Romaine gets a mystery box, Patterson family mystery mess, George in SF has some wary year end wishes, Tony in Vegas talks leaves and more surprise presents, Marc in MN is hungry, Billy in Philly makes a wellness call, Tammie didn’t like Mariah’s Christmas special and had a beach attack, Tyler in NorCal needs support, Rick From The Pig talks Cher Christmas, most complained about fast food, FDA loosens restrictions on cherry pie, milk and cookies for Santa, Romaine changes up Christmas, Hooker Hotline, animal nonsense, Trucker Albert has some holiday wishes, Marvin in Syracuse talks winter snow and holiday drinks, Atlantic City bids out an implosion, LaudroMatt is on the move, Kathryn in AZ is getting sappy, Tom Cruise update, Trey in LA has a rough holiday season, Elfster update, Tom Cruise holiday cake, LGBT family history, Star Lord bisexual, Romaine checks her email, Anne Steele date night, Jeopardy is wrapping up, vaccine rolls out, Steve has holiday wishes, SmoochyD has holiday wishes, and Last Call looks forward to a bright new year,
12.10.20 – Gay Christmas Disco
DNR comes in hot, Ellen tests positive, Rick from the Pig talks covid and Judy Garland, Tony in Vegas talks hats and vintage TV, Dolly Parton saves a life and comes for RuPaul, Romaine overshares, Tom Terrific talks makeup and Murder On Middle Beach, George in SF gets into a Christmas special hole, Chaz in La talks Christmas, Billy in Philly talks American Murder, drug mixup, cops get molested at sex party, Pat Patterson RIP, Amazing Race heel race, Romaine gets new lesbian shoes, Hooker Hotline, Adam talks Mariah Carey and Ted Lasso, Christian in Abilene talks That Animal Rescue, Chaz in La talks Mariah Carey and Alieb, Christian in Abilene talks pigs, Jason in PA time shifts on Gilmore Girls, Stanton in Austin time shifts on Magnum P.I., Matthew Morrison takes heat for The Grinch, Romaine is not sending you cookies, Kathryn in AZ talks siblings, Suck It Stanton talks cookies, Critter Chat rats dine at Chipotle, Russian cats inherit, FTC wants to break up Facebook, Rotten Tomatoes, and Mariah Carey’s cookies.
10.30.20 -Carey On
DNR bring the heat, McRib is back, Romaine has a dream cruise, no sail order ends, flu vaccine season, Romaine’s therapist fights for her, Trump/Biden fridge quiz, Travis in CT talks canned beer, Robert in San Antonio talks canned beer, Rick from The Pig taps it out with Disney Halloween movies, dealing with vertigo, Halooween plans, Martha Knows Best, holiday decorations, Hooker Hotline, Trucker Albert talks McRib, Jesse in Sacramento has an Ask Derek Anything, Nathan in St. Louis sings about pumpkins, Renee from FL talks cabinets, NorCal Brandon has an Ask Derek Anything, Still Hookin’ Tracy talks bromosexuals, Dovie Dove talks Honey, Chaz in La talks Mariah Carey, Tad in Lancaster talks birthday candles, Derek gets some police action, Chaz double dips on Divas Live, Madame Tussauds puts Trump out, Jeremy in WeHo talks Hall of Presidents, Billy in Philly talks Shania, kids of same sex parents are better students, Lori Laughlin checks in, Critter Chat cop killed by rooster, and Last Call ends the show.
07.10.20 – Crunchy Groundhog
Topical Fay hist east coast, heat dome hits US, Critter Chat NYC rats enjoy outdoor dining, Wayfair trends over human trafficking rumor, Sir Laughs A Lot talks groundhogs, Chaz in La talks venoTony in Vegas mous snakes and Feud, Tony in Vegas talks Warrior Nun, DNR talk dentists, Kathryn in AZ and Nathan in CO talk densest, LaudroMatt relives a childhood trauma, Tyler in NorCal wants to know how to break through to people, Goya boycott and LaudroMatt double dips on the Koch brothers, Hooker Hotline, Terry in AZ has some tips on robots calls, Kevin in MN time shifts on caller names, Chaz in La claps back on Mariah Carey, Romaine questioned about Jamaica, Addams Family Values, Romie is hungry, Netflix and Chill movie recommendations, Chris in MA talks E.T., The Old Guard, Rick talks E.T., Chicago considers changing name of Boystown, and Last Call ends the show.
07.09.20 – The Glee Curse
SCOTUS has major rulings on taxes and Native Americans, Romaine consumed by Naya Rivera disappearance, Romaine shills again, TeamCyrus talks cord cutting, Stanton in Austin talks GLEE curse, Iris gets a haircut, Chaz in La talks Mariah Carey and Mrs. America, dance break, Derek is back with a response to Chaz, Romaine and Derek share their dreams, Hooker Hotline, Allen from CA shouts out from the silent majority, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on picky eaters, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts on cord cutting, Christian in Abilene talks Alec Mapa, Timothy Timeshifter talks Waiting For Guffman, Kenny in CA time shifts on the potato of lies, Bridget in AZ talks cooking on her own, Mark in Buffalo corrects Derek, Chris in Denver timee shifts on pruny fingers, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drop Dead Gorgeous and Drag Race, Marc in MN talks picky eaters, Bachelor news with first black Bachelor and Colton Underwood is single again, Tom Terrific questions Derek’s dating life, Segway to end production, Chris in MA talks Segway riding, DNR give some extra show, and Jon Huntsman goes down in Utah.
6.09.20 – Hateful And Grateful
DNR are hot, Derek gets a gift, Marc in MN helps a drinking game, Ryan in NE has FB etiquette advice, FB poll results, Marc pushes back on the poll, in shape at home, Matthew has Marc feedback, Happy Jack talks DNR anniversary, Derek has laptop drama, Iris will join a show, Derek deeps dive into space, Stassi gets canceled and Chad in la talks Bravo, Hooker Hotline, Still Hookin Tracy time shifts on past episodes, Marc in MN keeps it short, Sean in KC talks Casa Bonita, Chad in La double dipped on Casa Bonita, Stacy in VA time shifts on Hannah Gadsby and Molly’s Game, Monotone Marc loves a guilty pleasure, Jeff in PS hooks about Drag Race with spoilers, #TeamSteven talk spoilers, Daniel Radcliffe responds to JK Rowling, Chris in MA talks lady bugs, DNR deep dive on Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew, Schitt’s Creek gets a surprise visit, and a shopper finds a surprise in her green beans.
10.04.19 – Her Fingers Are Still Wet
Romaine is worried about being honored, Dr. Jay has thoughts in studio and Happy Jack calls in about the tattoo, gay guy melts down at the hair salon, office presents at DNR Studios, Romaine is a life ruiner, Rob can’t deal with his trash, Colliers in TX has a zinger for Romaine, Jeff in Palm Springs is already celebrating Fridonnay, Romaine is now a Celebrity Intuitive too, upcoming cruise fun might turn messy, James in FL gets into a fight with a door, Jeff in Palm Springs skipped lunch, Chris in MA has been time shifting GSW, Tyler in NorCal is excited for Encore, Tony in Vegas thinks others should join in the fun, George in SF talks toys with Romaine, Chad in Louisiana talks Pop and Mariah Carey and Judy, talking during the movies, Elizabeth Warren embroiled in fake sex scandal, Romaine has a tattoo update, Miley Cyrus rebounds from her rebound, ComiCon takes over New York City, Jonathan in LA talks disturbing cosplay, WTF man shoots his son-in-law for his birthday, and Last Call ends the show.