03.17.26- Black Bins! Black Bins!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Critter Chat: Romaine has a fright in her garage, Eric in NM talks scorpions, Nita in FL talks scorpions, Adam in ATL talks snakes, Happy Jack talks scorpions, OH has a meteor, bed bugs run amok for spring break, Rowdy in NY talks scorpions, Chicago sets a record on Broadway, Tom Terrific talks Chicago, Ashley Judd calls out Kiss The Girls, Hooker Hotline, Dan in PA talks Traitors UK, Harry and Meghan Netflix deal sours, HULU not moving forward with Buffy reboot, Peggy Sue Got Married changes the past and Romaine is still afraid of scorpions.

01.15.26- Slip N Slide Back There

Mamdani wants a bidet, CJ talks toilets, Pokemon store robbed, Romie wants loan forgiveness, Darth Vader coming to Galaxy’s Edge, Atlanta man wants to raise kids with his AI chatbot, Romaine gets frustrated by AI, Greenland, Paramount gets hostile with WB, Nathan in St Louis timeshifts on Heated Rivalry, Romaine gets local, Derek gets dragged to brunch, Hooker Hotline, Sherry in TX talks co-worker and McRib, Sherry’s husband talks McRib, Nita talks Walt Disney World, Romaine thirsts after Nicole Coenen, Jeff in Palm Springs double dips on Galaxy’s Edge and Little Mermaid, Heated Rivalry cast drama, and Romie adjusts to Texas.

11.18.24 – Guanonucleosis

Iris loses her phone, Derek worries about getting mono, JD in WVa talks mono, What Is Happening talks mono, Iris cleans up, Billy in Philly talks chicken pox, Mike Tyson Netflix fight, Colliers in TX talks fights, Tom Terrific talks fight, Alice in NY talks fight, Disney+ to host the Grammys, Hallmark doesn’t support magic, Courtney Love auctions off, JD in WVa talks Garbage and Hole, Cher has a memoir coming out, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks sushi, George in SF talks sushi, Bob in Philly talks Tammy Faye musical, Chaz in La talks sushi, DNR talk eggs, AI better than a doctor, Critter Chat: Lima man caught with too many spiders, and little girl loses her chicken money.

09.03.24- Pan Drippings

Summer continues, Derek has a paint fail, Rick from the Pig talks furniture, Romaine has scary wood drama, Joey Chestnut sets a new record for hot dog eating contest, Tom Terrific talks eating videos and chinese spiiess, Tyler in NorCal talks hot dog poop, Hooker Hotline, Tim in Michigan celebrates, CA teacher drama, Adam From Scruffytown talks emergency calls, Matt in Philly talks Chappell Roan, Stuart from Rochester talks Ryan in CT, Rachel in CAN talks crabapples, and Big Brother talk is back.

11.18.22- Not Enough Time

Romaine opens the vault, Doug in CT created some drama, Derek gets his new TV, Billy in Philly talks TVs, Jeopardy TOC, Trey in LA talks Tournament of Champions, Andy Dick going to jail, Romaine wants to home some random cats, DNR talk burials, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks White Lotus, Jesse in Sacramento talks show topics, Wilson sells for $75K, CNBC drops Shepard Smith, Netflix trying out an ad supported version, Andor coming to ABC, Monotone Marc double dips on It’s A Sin, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on snow and Trump, Mark in Buffalo talks snow, Jeff in PS talks Ticketmaster and Taylor Swift, Michael in Nashville talks Derek And Friends, Banksy has a new project, and Last Call ends the show.

04.06.22 – XOXO Time

Derek bumps uglies and Jesse in Sacramento has thoughts, Derek gets some bad head, Romie Pie Pants melts down, Netflix adds short ass movies, Romaine fights over Vikings, Nathan in CO feels better about being single, Billy in Philly crushes on an UBER driver and has friend drama, Bobby Rail has prison TV picks and Tom Terrific has some guesses, Critter Chat: Martha Stewart loses a cat, T Rex short arm mystery solved, Capitol harassed by a fox, bird bot is coming for you, Hooker Hotline, Ric From The Pig talks Doris Day and Mitzi Gaynor, Mara in Mass time shifts on kind words for Iris, Michael in Nashville talks 1950 Census, Nathan in CO double dips on Wordle, Derek mad about Jeopardy, Scott in has a Wordle strategy, NYC gay bar attacked, Abbott Elementary and Gossip Girl, Britney Spears fights her mom, NJ says no to self service gas, Gentleman Jack is coming back, and But I’m A Cheerleader extends London run.

10.22.21 – Here Comes Muffin

Hookers get loaded up, Alec Baldwin shoots a cinematographer and Beau in LA talks about the shoot, Brandon Lee is verified, chat bots let you talk to the dead, Romaine has a dramatic morning, Dom in Seattle talks raising teenagers, Netflix CEO Tedd Sarandos said he screwed up, Billy in Philly talks Chappelle, Monotone Marc gets boosted, Dr. Jay talks party etiquette, Hooker Hotline, Adam from Sissytown feels attacked, Jen in LA recommends The Premise, Gael in SC talks Suzanne Somers, Billy in Philly talks Facebook Bridget in AZ talks pet drama and social media attention, Eric in Portland talks Riverdale, Timothy Timshifter talks Marc and sex at work, Tim/Tom in Tacoma keeps it short, Robert Durst gets new charges, Craig in CA talks crawl space critters, Queen Elizabeth hospitalized, Royal Cobras has Russian drag queens, Danny in LA talks aging, McRib is back, and Last Call ends the show.

10.17.19 -Pulling The Lever

DNR make some meme worthy faces, Iowa basement fills with blood, Lady Bunny growls, Norweaster douses DNR, Romaine has a therapy update, the Conners, Romaine has a stress dream, Mexican police deny man choked on cucumber, Arafat is a surprise hero, Romaine is Cras, Steve in Rhode Island has team spirit, Jennifer Aniston breaks Instagram, Derek discovers a castle, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race UK and Roberto calls in live, Kelly Pie time shifts on a Romaine rant, Craig in CA time shifts on the political bonus episode, Darren in NJ calls in about Ukraine, Team Stephen talks Crowdstrike, gay man attacked over oral sex in Queens, Barbie gets a real dream house, Jonathan in LA talks Survivor, Netflix releases its list of top ten movies and TV shows, Romaine reviews Insatiable, and Derek can’t wait to see some old Disney crap.