04.02.20 -Handsome Derek 2.0

DNR are working, Derek stops shaving, Mayo Pete shaves his head, Jonathan in LA talks Survivor, Marc in MN has new carpet, 8 lbs of pepperoni, pre-show music, Romaine gets a breakthrough in therapy, Cuomo brothers, super spreader events are scary, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Bear Week, Billy in Philly deals with masks in public, Romaine has a feel-good DNR story, San Pedro train derails at the Mercy, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN has a loose chip, Marvin in Syracuse is a satisfied customer, Romaine didn’t get enough cake, Timothy Timeshifter self care tip, Kelly Pie time shifts on gallows humor and DNR rants, George in SF talks Cuomo brothers, Colliers in TX questions Derek on his medical advice, Kathryn in AZ gets her game on, CATS the movie butthole edition, Derek reviews Birds of Prey, People Mover coming back, Disney screwing over annual pass holders, Tom Hanks and Prince Charles are better, and the Queen and Pope cut it close.

03.25.20 -No Dimes In Your Vagina

Jussie Smollet complains about lockdown, Prince Charles has COVID-19, Craig in CA is concerned about the show and social media, Romaine gets technical, Tokyo Olympics delayed to 2021, Tony Awards could move to Spring, life is changing, CATS sweeps The Razzies, Madonna is cracking up, Frank DeCaro dances it out, Jeff in Palm Springs talks FIGS, Chris Meloni gets his kilt on, men get their beards on during lockdown, Lucky Devil Lounge launches Boober Eats, Hooker Hotline, Chris in MASS talks LoveSac, working through the crisis, Jen in LA has a dad joke, Jeff in NorCal has been tidying up, Derek talks genes, WTF Florida has a naked fight in a car over a pee napkin, a Keith Richard anecdote, sex in car memories, Bindi Irwin gets married alone, Romaine is locked down and loving it, Derek completes the Census, Jayson in NYC talks life in Manhattan and Cinco de Mayo, Romaine’s commute will get worse, Trucker Barbie is in quarantine, Easter is canceled, massive aid package announced, Derek gets sporty, and Craig in CA talks Anne Steele’s Facebook Live concert tonight.