07.27.26- Romaine Is Tasty

Mitch McConnell could be alive, reflecting pool gets stapled, Noam has a great idea for Barbra, Ella Langley song of the summer, Iris going full Texas, Romie gets a surprise, Phoenix gets too hot, Derek gets into Thai ice tea, Purple Rain coming to Broadway, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks Social Security, Ric in El Paso talks The Odyssey, Carnival Cruise lady update, Matt in Philly talks 9 to 5, JD in WVa talks TMZ, Iran not going well, CA man lost at sea for 30 days, and Mamdani rolls out second home tax.

04.09.25 – Purple Veins, Purple Veins

DNR are back and Derek is raspy, Jonathan in Nashville has praise and birthday follow up, Romaine is a dancing queen, Sir Laughs A Lot talks teen drama, Pie Pants can’t clean and Romaine loses her luggage, Tony in Vegas talks field trip drama, Matt in Philly talks 9 to 5, Pie Pants is helpless, Romaine’s dog is on its last leg, Trump wins another golf tournament, Brent in Austin talks golf, Brits gets to see original 1977 Star Wars, Val Kilmer RIP, Critter Chat the dire wolves are back, Mommy at Philly Zoo gives birth after 100 years, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs talks White Lotus and Midcentury Modern, Michael in Nashville talks Traitors, Lil Ole Larry talks 2028 election, Matt in Philly talks guidance counselors, Darren in NJ says happy birthday, Monotone Marc talks Midcentury Modern, Jeff in Palm Springs double dips on Steve Hayes, Nita talks SAT scores, two weird hooker calls, Russell Brand charged with sexual assault in UK, Iris gets her tequila on, Madonna confronts Elton John at SNL, Chaz in La time shifts on Cafe du Monde, and Derek’s town falls for an April Fool’s prank.

06.11.24- She Wants To Lead The Glamorous Life

Derek yells at a deer, Romaine sees an old friend, fisher cat visits, Critter Chat: elephants have names, Billy in Philly has a truck stop encounter, Tyler in NorCal talks animals, Apple adds AI to Siri, Happy Jack talks driverless taxis, Tyler in NorCal talks Waymo taxis, Trey in LA talks bullies, Romaine has an early morning, Maine beach has quicksand, Four Tops singer mistaken for crazy, Sheila E feuds with Paisley Park, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Ancestry DNA, Tom Terrific talks genealogy and Sheila E, groundhog pride, Martha-Ann Alito hates pride, Marvin ini Syracuse talks romaine, Jay ni Seattle talks Drag Race, Rowdy in NY talks lifeguards, Derek gets Lost, JLo and Ben Affleck selling their mansion, and Kevin Spacey is broke.