02.26.25 – Unakite Thirteen Hotel

Spring is here, Nessa has an issue with the 5×5 game, MSNBC drops anchor, Romaine gets cheesy, Nebraska toddler Unakite Thirteen Hotel gets a social security card, Derek talks Brazil, Jonathan Valdez talks Michelle Trachtenberg and Blake Lively, Luigi Mangione case update, Lil Ole Larry has a wedding dilemma, Home Economics, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks gay marriage, Severance, Travis Gay Face in CT talks DNR 5×5, Ilde in AZ talks dead bodies, Billy in Philly talks Roberta Flack and funerals, Trey in LA talks dead bodies, Monotone Marc talks Survivor, Emergency update, and Derek’s town Facebook group erupts in drama again.

01.16.25 – Long Suffering Spouses Club

Fan Favorite! Surprise in studio guests sister Trish and werewife Iris, Ilde in AZ talks Trish, Adam in ATL talks Iris, Tom Terrific talks marriage drama, Billy in Philly talks Trish, Pie Pants gets a graduation present, Romaine Trish and Iris walk favorite family members, Trish interested in the Hooker Hotline, Matt from Philly talks long calls, Sir Laughs A Lot has a Derek AMA, Peeps has a new flavor, Romaine’s town getting a new factory, Jesse talks candy and donuts, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks NBC, Days Of Our Lives, Marc double dips on commercials, Beyonce Bowl feedback, Eaton fire cause, Little Old Larry timeshifts on Jeopardy and hiding food, Disneyland gives hotel rooms to employees, Rachel Maddow back to five days per week, SCOTUS talks PornHub, and Last Call ends the show.

04.13.22- Burnt And Frozen

Martha Stewart has a yard sale, Jesse in Sacramento takes the show too seriously, NYC subway drama, Rob in FL talks Frank James, Nathan in CO talks Drag Race, unruly passenger fined $82,000, Simon Cowell swears off face work, Romaine imperil marches on, Amber Heard vs. Johnny Depp, Romaine is a bad lesbian, Tony in Vegas butt dials again, Larry in Pasadena has Woolworth memories, Julia talks lesbian sports, Mike in WA loves Is It Cake, Abbott Elementary feedback, Dancing With The Stars moving to Disney Plus, Maddow returns to 2 million viewers, Flight Attendant season two coming, Happy Jack talks cord cutting, Kate Walsh coming back to Grey’s Anatomy, Cuba Gooding Jr. cops a plea, Derek fights with a mattress pad, and Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez engaged.

08.23.21 – Shelf Care

Hurricane Henri update, Romaine has amazing sex and goes sneaker shopping, Maddow staying at MSNBC, Mayim Bialik to guest host Jeopardy, Derek gets some hate mail for Romaine, Andrew Cuomo leaves his dog behind, Derek deals with a lost book, Hooker Hotline, Sherri in TX talks masks in school, Craig in Switzerland is back, DNR talk languages, Jeff in PS talks German and Drag Race, Nebraska town has one resident, Kathryn in AZ talks small towns, Steve in Atlanta talks one woman town, Jesse talks KC Pride gown, Josephne Baker to be buried at the Pantheon, the turn of the century, and La Piscine takes Manhattan by storm.

08.12.21 -Lost Bra

DNR are ready for Dollywood, surprising metabolism news, Romaine has family drama, Billy in Philly talks vaccines, Census has surprising results, Rachel Maddow might be moving on, Stanton in Austin runs the gamut from A to B, #TeamSteven talks work/life balance, Jeff in Palm Springs talks working from home and Drag Race, Ric From The Pig is leaving the poke, Jesse time shifts on family, Britney’s dad steps down, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks pillows, Romaine loses her bras, Chris in Mass talks laundry, Romaine gets an offer, Brad in Houston time shifts on many topics, Big Brother, Marvin in Syracuse talks Jeopardy, Stacy in VA talks family sword, Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer not dating, Indonesian military ends virginity tests, Critter Chat McDonald’s settles doggie diaper case, and Pat Hitchcock RIP.

03.03.21 – Give Us 22 Minutes

Hump day drama, Tony in Vegas tests things out, Romaine calls out the French, best states for women, Terry in AZ talks phone issues and drag, worst states for women, Cuomo is hot water, Billy in Philly sings a familiar tune, George in SF talks nursing homes, Tiger Woods update, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene has some phone quality shade and vaccines and Allen vs. Farrow, 80s memes, KellyPie talks giving shows a chance, Rachel Maddow is number one, Rick in El Paso talks burning toys and WandaVision, Rob in FL talks cars, Tyler in NorCal talks MCU Broadway may be back soon, Marc in MN has a gay agenda, Dr. Suess gets canceled, and Deep Nostalgia brings the dead to live.

11.06.20 -Incredible Shrinkage

Romaine has been busy, Derek updates on the vote, Tony in Vegas talks vote curing, Dr. Jay champions DNR shipping, Tim in MI responds to Stanton, Billy in Philly has election thoughts, Jeopardy contestant melts down, Johnny Deep out of Beasts, Hooker Hotline, Rob gets flooded out, Dovie Dove talks car washes, Schwandts finally have a girl, Stanton in Austin talks babies and car washes, Derek goes green, Romaine covers up, Stanton double dips on white ladies, Hmmmph magazine, Yellowstone bans man for cooking chicken, Spider-Man wants you to wear a mask, price points, Starbucks red cup is back, Rachel Maddow checks out, and Last Call ends the show.

04.14.20 – Romie Pie Rants

Happy anniversary! Romie joins the show and drops a dime on Romaine, Iris has a chainsaw fail, Derek fixes a bird feeder, Dan Renzi represents nurses everywhere, Jonathan in LA talks Drag Race, Chris Cuomo walks back his CNN drama, Chris in Mass time shifts on the Gronk, French man ejects from fighter jet, Romaine and Romie review JoJo Rabbit, Derek tells a story about Frau Cow, Jonathan double dips about JoJo Rabbit and the chainsaw, Romaine causes interpersonal drama, What’s That Smell features forest pooping, Hooker Hotline, Survivor Sucks Dan addresses the water leak, Billy in Philly calls again about his desire for more charity work, Derek gets on his soapbox and Romie peaces out, Obama endorses Biden, Billy in Philly calls back about charities, Tony in Vegas talks beanies, Trucker Randy talks CATS butthole edit, Romaine loves Andrew Cuomo, Dr Jay calls about hamburger buns, make do cooking at home, and Derek cheaps out on steak fries.