08.20.26- Too Hot To Live Here

Derek has a hot neighbor update, Seth Rudetsky and Bruce Vilanch get scammed, Goose founder stepping down, Happy Jack talks scams, Romaine gets a quilt, NY Times profiles matchmakers, Natalie Harp, Tom Terrific talks Jon Ossoff, Billy in Philly talks Jon Ossoff, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Harry and Meghan, Ilde in AZ talkjs Meghan Markle and cousins, Tim from MI talks schools, Steven in Denver talks Six, Brian in IL talks surrogates, NorCal Brandon talks Alex Alpert, Kathy Griffin sad about Rosie O’Donnell, Tim in MI talks Derek lookalike and Mickey Mouse is transitioning.

08.12.26 – Trey In LA Calls Out Derek

Delayed but not denied! Derek says download the DNRcast app, Romaine has internet drama, Romie gets registered, Derek meets his hot neighbor, Trey in LA talks hot neighbor, Tucker talks Drew on Big Brother, Romaine tries Vanderpump Rules, Tom Terrific talks Vanderpump Rules, Romaine watches The Challenge, Tucker talks The Ultimatum, Hooker Hotline, Sherri in TX talks songs, Perez Hilton ex-gay now, and Rosie is a Good Hang.

08.07.26- My Top 8

DNR are helpful, Romaine resolves Apple issue and deals with unread emails, Tony in Vegas talks cruises, Romaine hides candy, parasite worries move to fresh berries, Mamdani wants to cover NYC with trees, Billy in Philly checks in, DNR talk interns, Perez Hilton family requests privacy, MySpace relaunching, Donna Mills joins Only Fans, Hooker Hotline, Skip in LA talks Apple, Jeremy talks Apple, Jen in Watkins Glen talks whales, Norway gets a fancy whale museum, Matt in Philly talks Savannah Bananas, CA woman stabs wife after stabbing husband, Derek tries a new body wash, Romaine upgrades her guest room, and Last Call ends the week.

08.04.26- Peeky Poo

Derek has some old business, Romaine finishes House of Stassi and finds disturbing house things in the night, Derek sees fireworks and gets framed, two die in Michigan from parasite and Chipotle jalapenos may be a danger, Rosie joins Kara Swisher, Rob in FL talks Rosie, Hooker Hotline, Jenn in Watkins Glen talks Vanderpump Rules, Matt in Philly talks Wonder Woman, Craig in CA talks Romaine, Big Pussy RIP, Romaine attends a pool party, David Ellison pens an OpEd, Big Brother, and Ariana Grande speaks out,

06.25.26- Pride Committee Chaos

Romaine’s life is chaos, France is hot, Jeff in PS talks heat and pride, Tony in Vegas talks heat, Jeff in PS talks tacky cheap decor, permanent yard sale house update, Gracie the giraffe still missing, no aliens at World Cup, Lucas Bergvaal is hot, Egypt and Iran are playing Seattle pride night, Xiaoban robot toilet, Jesse in Sacramento talks pride, Darren in NJ talks robot toilet, new Goose app launches, Train Dog, Hooker Hotline, Sherri in TX talks reconnecting with family, Freedom 250 State Fair is a bust, Oprah held a secret about Whitney Houston, Rob in FL talks Whitney Houston, and Michael Jackson documentary compels.

05.27.26 – Old Man Meats

Derek is happy, Star Wars release, Chinese threatre lore, Carol Burnett got star revenge, TX trivia moves, Romaine relationship struggles, Nebraska dog shoots woman, Rosie gets a facelift, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks Madonna, Ilde in AZ talks laundry and cruise shows, Jesse in Sacramento talks looks, Dan in PA talks eye issues, Tony in Vegas talks The Hat, RIP Barry GIbb, and Stan Lee and Ozzy Osbourne to be recreated with AI.

01.13.26 – Take It Yank It

Nathan in CO talks The Traitors, Milltown NJ can’t get a new groundhog, kids fight at hockey game, Derek gets lamp feedback, Tony in Vegas talks thrift stores, McDonalds sued over the McRib, Trey in LA talks McRib, Timothy Busfield turns himself in, Bob in WI talks Timothy Busfield, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Kathy Griffin and The Housemaid, Luigi Mangione evidence getting reviewed, Romaine deals with local politics and lesbians, Altadena bear update, St Louis has monkeys on the loose, Derek gets baking, Sprinkles cupcakes shut down, Crumbl doing donuts, and Rosie thinks she will get kicked off Tik Tok.

07.15.25 – Just Boof It

Romaine is better, Chip and Joanna Gaines put gay couple on TV, Rowdy in NY talks The Simpsons and DFA, NYC floods, Romaine celebrates her anniversary, Billy in Philly talks relationships, OH man shot at karaoke, Ellen tells Rosie good for you, Hooker Hotline, NorCal Brandon talks awards and Brenda Vaccaro and And Just Like That, Supergirl, Matt in Philly talks MAGA, Craig in Switzerland talks US citizenship, E,mmy nominations announced, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Emmys, Tom Terrific talks The Studio, Sir Laughs A Lot talks The Studio, and Uno suite heads to Vegas.

04.30.25- Stop On A Dime

LA covered in spy cams, Romaine gets a call from the school, Alice in NYC talks failure to launch, child damages $50 million Rothko, TX truck overturns with eight million dimes, Derek has friend who discovered they are intersex, Taylor talks storage units, Michael in Nashville talks gay chorus and senior living, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Midcentury Modern, Tom Terrific talks Midcentury Modern and Vicious, Traitor UK finale, and Ellen moves again!

04.10.25 – Chicken Jockey

Romaine is upset at the weather, DNR chat user fail, A Minecraft Movie theater chaos, Jeff in Palm Springs talks field trip, Derek has DNRcast updates, NYC helicopter goes into the Hudson, Critter Chat: Plucky the parrot denied boarding, Mickey Rourke in trouble in Big Brother UK, Romaine has questions about the economy, Rowdy in NY talks Tesla, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks bad behavior, Tyler in NorCal talks awards, Ildee in AZ shades Derek, Rick from Cal State LA timeshifts on Derek, unsecured penguin crashes helicopter, Sir Laughs A Lot talks emotional support animals, Derek talks to the bank, North Philly funeral takes a turn, Fyre Fest 2.0 is not happening, and Rosie daughter Chelsea changes her name.

03.13.25- FLORP

Derek is here for spring, Nathan in CO talks Amazing Race, Sir Laughs A Lot talks DNR 5×5 game, En Vogue’s Dawn Robinson living in her car, Tom Terrific talks living in the city, Billy in Philly talks condos, NYC has new census data, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks AI bids, Bob in Philly talks Rosie, Jason Isaacs used fake penis, Romaine deals with family drama and has a health journey update, Adam in ATL talks married money, Sir Laughs A Lot talks doctors, CT scans may be set too high. Trey in LA talks colonoscopy, and Brazilian woman sues airline after going viral.

03.12.25 – Dublin For What

Derek gets confronted by AI and talks future plans, Matt in Philly talks White Lotus, Celebrity Traitors, Hacks and Poker Face coming back, Gabby from Traitors still hasn’t gotten paid, Southwest changes bag policy, man possessed by demon on flight, Rosie relocates to Ireland, Tony in Vegas talks ancestral citizenship, Derek says travel the world, Hooker Hotline, Craig in Buffalo timeshifts to Gypsy, Matt in Philly talks trans athletes, Chinese hot pot diners get something extra, Derek has a Waffle House fail, Girl Scouts get a class action lawsuit, and Iris gets a thoughtful gift.

09.18.24- Get A Job!

Romaine bribes her daughter, Derek’s mom writes a book 700 Babies, Romaine has a productive day, NYC educator runs Disneyworld fraud, Pie Pants makes a travel decision, Avatar land update, Titan submarine investigation update, Diddy trial news, Nathan in CO talks OceanGate, Rosie talks Diddy, earth getting a mini moon, Tyler in NorCal talks space, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks lube, Rowdy in NY talks work debate, a religious message, Newsmax thinks Agatha Harkness turns you gay, Happy Jack talks Kathryn Hahn, Inside Out 2 made less gay, Derek gets in social media fight, Stopping The Steal documentary and Last Call ends the show.

05.02.24 – La La Hand

Ryan Gosling regrets his La La Hand, DNR face their own regrets, Monotone Marc talks speech and debate, Robert in San Antonio talks career choices, ABC drops Rob Marciano, George Santos brings back Kitara, another Boeing whistleblower drops dead, Hooker Hotline, Trucker Albert has a sad dog story, Doug in CT talks Mama Cass and critters, Jeff in Palm Springs talks human trafficking and Costco cars, Steven in Denver has a snack dial, Skip in LA timeshifts on student protests and Tony nominations, Jeff in PS double dips on Kristine W and Death Becomes Her, Britney and her boyfriend have a fight at Chateau Marmont, Rosie O’Donnell joins And Just Like That, Critter Chat San Diego also getting pandas, Indonesian orangutan uses medicinal plant, bear goes viral at birthday party, and Derek has a lazy deer.

06.16.23 – Cocaine Hippos

OH gay pride cleans up, Americans attacked at a fairy tale castle, Spotify drops Harry and Meghan, DNR have chipmunk and fox updates, College Board won’t change AP classes to appease Florida, western states make pact on water, Romaine loses a trash can, Darren in NJ talks water pipeline, Travis in CT talks trash cans, Sir Laughs A Lot talks plants and dogs, Ilde in AZ talks working from home, Billy in Philly talks call centers and dogs, Hooker Hotline, someone is having fun, Chaz in La double dips on mind reading computers, Romaine gets a new co-worker, Ilde in AZ talks Wheel Of Fortune and topless activist, Tom Terrific talks toplessness, Chad in Seattle talks Amicus podcast, Ben in Seattle talks Tom Hanks movies, Critter Chat cocaine hippos are a problem and Egypt bans some dogs, Rosie talks Barbara Walters and Ellen, and Last Call ends the week.

03.21.23- Hookie Hookie

Starbucks lets you order based on your horoscope, Rosie launches her podcast, Happy Jack talks Remington Steele and new podcasts, Tony in Vegas talks Virgin mud room and Benediction, live action Little Mermaid and Hunchback, Romaine is mean to a baby, Tom Terrific talks Melissa McCarthy and Brokeback Mountain, George in SF talks Peter Pan and Boy Meets Girl, Monotone Marc talks Brokeback Mountain, JP Morgan loses $1.3 million in nickel, electric vehicles getting cheaper, LaundroMatt talks recycling batteries and mushrooms, Jane Fonda microdoses with Lily Tomlin, Ihlde in AZ talks water and marriage, Mara in Mass talks dogs and chickens, Ryan in CT has a crazy friend, a true hooker call, Rich in Encinitas talks Tim in Chicago talks Get Out, Jeff in SD time shifts on gay face, Hillary Clinton drops in at Some Like It Hot, and Rupert Murdoch engaged.

09.16.22 – Two Buck Chuck

Queen Elizabeth has a long line including David Beckham, Prince Harry in uniform, Matt Smith is granddad, Fred Franzia RIP, Oklahoma semi crash, Ducky Doolittle has big news, Tom Terrific talks geothermal, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on Papa Johns temperatures, Julia in Union City talks economic literacy, Ben in Seattle talks Derek being alone, Derek’s mom calls in with a correction and a story, Jesse in Sacramento talks website issue, Chaz in La talks Life 360, Rosie is not friends with Ellen, Anne Heche estate battle, Billy in Philly talks royal resources, Queen’s guard faints, man in India puts something up his ass, and last call ends the show.

08.05.22 – Hot Gay Action

Derek has a quality interaction with a man, Romaine dredges up the past, Choco Taco is maybe coming back, Happy Jack talks Choco Taco, Vivi spars in good fun with Rosie, Julia timeshifts on Andrew, science says two minutes of walking is all you need, Nicole Kidman extends her AMC deal, Adam in ATL talks Romaine’s bush, the Gray Man gets a sequel, Election gets re-evaluated, Anne Heche in a bad accident, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks Warner Bros Discovery merger, Marvin in Syracuse talks education, Mara in Mass talks sage, Ric From The Pig talks sugar and horses, Billy in FL talks Killer Camp, Critter Chat all the sea turtles are female, Amazon buying Roomba, Kansas affirms abortion, Monotone Marc talks misleading text messages, and Last Call ends the week.

04.22.22- Sticking To His Guns

Derek gets a neighborhood flirt and Tyler in NorCal has thoughts, Dom in Seattle flirts and jokes, Romaine has a farm update, Derek deals with a hit and run, Cynthia Plaster Caster RIP, Saudi Arabia bans Doctor Strange, Romaine impressed by flash mob criminals, Billy in Philly geta a refund, Tony in Vegas goes in and out, Tony Awards move to Radio City and ban slapping, Jeopardy has a lesbian champ and Alex Trek has an estate sale, George in SF talks collectibles, Hooker Hotline, Jesse in Sacramento talks phone numbers, Romaine celebrates Earth Day with her plants, RuPaul day in Las Vegas, Michelle Williams joins Beyonce’s mom in a Lifetime movie, NJ finally legalizes pot, LaundroMatt talks pot, Nessa talks 90 Day Fiance, TN passes drunk driver child support law, FL textbook drama, LaundroMatt double dips on textbooks, Queen Elizabeth gets her own Barbie, William Henry Harrison history, Rosie having a comeback, and Last Call ends the week.

07.30.21 -Cats And Looms

Derek wants to start a secret Instagram, French woman replaces diamonds with pebbles, Lawrence Handley kidnaps wife to show his love, checking in on others, Derek’s neighbor is a hoarder, Nina West joins Hairspray tour, Rosie back in A League Of Their Own, House of Gucci trailer, Hooker Hotline, Ric From The Pig talks baby without a face, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts on Bianca del Rio and Romie working, DNR butt dial, Larry in Pasadena double dips on Legacies and Greg rye Cupcake, Steven in Denver time shifts on his last call, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy champ, Rick Astley rick rolls to one billion views one YouTube, Jill Biden gets foot surgery, NXIVM founder ordered to pay for scar removal, Tom Hanks sells an Airstream, Billy in Philly talks John Travolta, Tyler in NorCal talks popular videos, Trey in LA talks MTV anniversary and Jeopardy, Romaine makes one last shameless plug, Diane Sawyer down for Ted Lasso, and Last Call ends the show.

08.28.20 – Those Poor Lips

Romaine takes the day off, Rosie defends Ellen, Derek gets scared, Romaine loves punishments, Kathryn in AZ fixes the phone, JB checks in, Jerry Falwell scandal gets more scandalous, final night of GOP convention, Alice Johnson, Chaz in La talks Hurricane Laura, smoking at sea, Iris is trapped, Melania dress is a meme, Ivanka vs.. Melania drama, girl found on a unicorn, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in St. Louis recommends Black is King, speakerphone feedback, Critter Chat, man killed by pet lioness, Romaine has a bear encounter, crocodile tears may help, PSL returns, Jeff in Palm Springs talks PSL, music appreciation, JB makes a coffee order, Sean in KC talks coffee drinks and tech tips, DNR talk rapid tests, Keith Haring still supporting the Gay Center, Diana getting a statue next year, DNR call out Rudy, and Last Call ends the show.

08.27.20 – Always Bra Closing

DNR are back in the city, Jesse wants to correct Derek, Romaine dishes back on GOP errors, Jonathan in LA talks GOP convention, Romaine is a mess this week, Craig in CA worries about menopause, KFC drops finger licking good, Derek’s mom talks her friend in trouble, Romaine has knee trouble, Sherri Shepherd dishes The View, Billy in Philly talks trucking, big breasts mean big bucks, Hooker Hotline, Survivor Sucks Dan enjoys a good rant, Timothy Timeshifter talks dream interpretation, Kitty is DFA over voting by mail, Stacy in VA time shifts on Netflix and Chill and bats, Critter Chat has sad elephants, Derek has a sad Netflix and Chill, Dom in Seattle feels bad about yesterday, Romaine recommends Wine Country, Kathryn in AZ talks Any Given Sunday, Wilford Brimley in a bathroom, Hurricane Laura update, Derek is mad about GIFs, LaundroMatt talks GIFs, Britney’s sister takes charge, Facebook redesigns, and Romaine might need to be better managed.

04.30.20 – No Use Crying Over Spilled Water

DNR start strong then disaster strikes, Romaine runs calls and talks therapy while Derek tries valiantly to return, 26 minutes later Derek is back-isn and the show resumes, Jonathan in LA talks Survivor, Todrick Hall repurposes one of his tunes, Britney Spears burns her gym down, Jim Parsons takes up painting, celebrities who try new things, classic 80s workout tapes, Dom in Seattle talks Trump website error message, Mike in China to the rescue, Romaine donates blood, Darren in NJ talks blood donation rules, Chris in Mass talks universal donation, Steve in NJ talks antibody tests and lost taste, What Is Happening Jayson talks Waffle House waffles and pilates, Hooker Hotline, Chad in LA says believe all women, Rob in FL talks Sharknado, Tim is keeping safe, Monotone Marc wonders about Chance, Still Hookin Tracy talks The Core, Drag Race and Madonna, Nathan in CO talks drag race costumes, Tom Terrific has a sequel update on The Core, Billy in FL talks Rotten Tomatoes scores, newscaster caught cheating on cam, Rosie gets a new pen pal, A League of Their Own romance, and Derek says Damn Yankees.

03.23.20 -Testicles On Hold

DNR are back from home and taking your calls, Romaine has NYC parking drama, Craig in CA talks parking drama, Jonathan in LA talks parking and Parvati of Survivor’s villainy, sex and social distancing, Trucker Randy talks show anxiety, testicle festival on hold, Rosie talk show returns, Patti Lupone tours her basement, Madonna’s home life, Derek makes a correction and delivers some baby news, CATS movie buttholes demanded, Nathan in CO talks big dick meme, Taylor Swift and Kanye West feud revisited, Hooker Hotline, Mark in Buffalo talks Italy stats, Trucker Randy is ready for a nude vacation, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts on blooping and Corona rumors, Peter Alexander is a terrible reporter, Jonathan in Nashville talks awkward home work drama, Ben in Seattle talks Dispatches from Elsewhere, green kitchens, Bob in Philly talks lost spoons, Trucker Randy talks family stories, Derek gets on an emotional roller coaster, Jonathan in LA double dips on Drag Race, Soulless Ginger talks Project Runway reboot and other shows, James the Serious has a PSA about dirty knobs, Kathryn in AZ tries to call in. Mark in Buffalo talks overtime, Kenny Rogers RIP, Dolly Parton won’t be on Playboy, Critter Chat is full of fake news, Trey in LA wants leaking cat buttholes, and Romaine finishes her home project.

11.22.19 -Get The Soap Drippins Down There

John is Red Five, Derek tells of his helicopter trauma, Jesse talks Aaron poll and his DFA, Romaine almost gets popped, Guess My Load, new bonus episode is up, Critter Chat has a Florida dog driving car, foreign toilets are vexing, Kathryn in AZ is DFA at roof tiling, Romaine has a busy weekend planned, Elon Musk announces hideous cybertruck, Princess Anne of Boston talks articulated lorries and Prince Andrew troubles, Romaine gets in the Christmas spirit, WTF Florida guest Brian Testa from Florida Man Calendars, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena has more praise for Emily, Nathan in CO talks fanny packs, Still Hookin Tracy talks Holiday Traditions episode, UTI Kyle becomes a star, Bridget in AZ is now #TeamEmily over men and their behinds, Taylor Swift versus Scooter Braun, Tony in Vegas is not Team Taylor, Mike Crocock is a Growler not a Showler, Rosie is single again, and Last Call ends the show.