Romaine takes the day off, Rosie defends Ellen, Derek gets scared, Romaine loves punishments, Kathryn in AZ fixes the phone, JB checks in, Jerry Falwell scandal gets more scandalous, final night of GOP convention, Alice Johnson, Chaz in La talks Hurricane Laura, smoking at sea, Iris is trapped, Melania dress is a meme, Ivanka vs.. Melania drama, girl found on a unicorn, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in St. Louis recommends Black is King, speakerphone feedback, Critter Chat, man killed by pet lioness, Romaine has a bear encounter, crocodile tears may help, PSL returns, Jeff in Palm Springs talks PSL, music appreciation, JB makes a coffee order, Sean in KC talks coffee drinks and tech tips, DNR talk rapid tests, Keith Haring still supporting the Gay Center, Diana getting a statue next year, DNR call out Rudy, and Last Call ends the show.
