Massive parasite outbreak, Derek prepares for an emergency, Blake Lively serves Justin Baldoni her legal bill, Bob in WI talks Blake Lively, Palisades fire jury deadlocks, Tom Goss shares a podcast, Elliot Page gets jacked, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Stop That Train and All Stars, Buffy and Angel rewatch, SCOTUS ends term, Taylor Swift wedding update,
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04.01.26- Milk Chocolate Flavor
April Fool’s Day! Tyler Robinson case update, Kit Kat heist tracker, Nancy Guthrie update, Costco has giant bunny, Eric in Portland talks Easter, Disney Parks have Olaf and Rapunzel fails, Hershey changing back to original Reese’s recipe after complaints, Jonathan in Nashville talks chocolate, Pop Tarts go super, Romaine gets settled in new house, Artemis II heads to the moon, Hooker Hotline, Rich in Encinitas talks Jones Act, Matt in Philly talks Lindsey Graham, DHS shutdown is ending, Happy Jack talks Jones Act, Trucker Randy talks friendships, LaundroMatt talks friends, Tom Terrific talks friendships, Artemis II lifts off, Krispy Kreme treats, Ilde in AZ talks bananas, and SCOTUS covers birthright citizenship.
11.10.25- Dark Simmering Bad Thoughts
Gayish brings the heat, Romaine has inspection drama, Spirit Christmas, Hallmark cardinal, Derek is closing strong, Ildee in AZ talks PO Boxes, Kim Davis loses her appeal, Louvre password and fedora man revealed, Sir Laughs A Lot talks passwords, Romie has a new mom, DNR are not avoiding you, Hooker Hotline, Nita in FL talks Wordle and Queen of the Con, Rob in FL talks weather, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Pride, Karen in VA timeshifts on gummies, Matt in Philly talks Ryan Murphy. Kim Kardashian fails bar exam, Bob in Philly talks Nancy Pelosi and SCOTUS on SNAP, Tik Tok woman viral over baby formula, and 3I/Atlas is probably not aliens.
10.24.25- Robin D’Louvre
DNR have connection drama, Derek has a housing update, Louvre robbery update, Tony in Vegas talks memes and Wizard Of Oz at The Sphere, Rowdy in NY talks Threads, SCOTUS reviewing marriage equality, Jeremy has praise for DNR, Disney making the villains seasonal, Jeff in Palm Springs talks pixies, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly double dips on photos of strangers, Jesse in Sacramento has a Gay Problem, Matt in Philly talks Britney Spears, Nita in FL talks service dogs, Craig in CA timeshifts on Hawaii, Sherry from TX talks essential workers., Tom Terrific talks condos and Survivor, and Last Call ends the week.
08.12.25 – Boyfriend Hair
Derek has a lottery fail, Romie clears out as realtor drops by, Sir Laughs A Lot talks contracts, Taylor Swift to join Kelce podcast, The Gilded Age, Seville Macarena statue altered, Kathy Griffin gets a new facelift, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks The Gilded Age, Brent in Austin talks The Gilded Age and AOL, ChatCPT changes its personality, Sir Laughs A Lot talks AI, Vikings add male cheerleaders, NFL bans smelling salts, and Hall &Pates settle dispute.
01.23.25- I Voted For Yourself
Derek hates winter and skips Facebook for a few days, Colliers in TX talks DNR 5×5, Oscar nominations, new LA fire, Tony in Vegas talks LA fire, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks Grindr, Rob in FL talks weather and Traitors, Drag Race, Larry in Pasadena talks Botox, Ric in El Paso talks LA fires, Katie talks dentists, GLP-1 has many other health benefits, and OK woman on death row for being a slut.
01.16.25 – Long Suffering Spouses Club
Fan Favorite! Surprise in studio guests sister Trish and werewife Iris, Ilde in AZ talks Trish, Adam in ATL talks Iris, Tom Terrific talks marriage drama, Billy in Philly talks Trish, Pie Pants gets a graduation present, Romaine Trish and Iris walk favorite family members, Trish interested in the Hooker Hotline, Matt from Philly talks long calls, Sir Laughs A Lot has a Derek AMA, Peeps has a new flavor, Romaine’s town getting a new factory, Jesse talks candy and donuts, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks NBC, Days Of Our Lives, Marc double dips on commercials, Beyonce Bowl feedback, Eaton fire cause, Little Old Larry timeshifts on Jeopardy and hiding food, Disneyland gives hotel rooms to employees, Rachel Maddow back to five days per week, SCOTUS talks PornHub, and Last Call ends the show.
07.02.24- A Baby Tossing Contest
Romaine is ready for a break, Derek serves wigs, Romaine deals with an over the top funeral, Tony in ATL talks SCOTUS, Korean robot commits suicide, Romaine’s vibrator dies, Sir Laughs A Lot talks countdown vibrator and robots, Tim in MI talks Earthshot Prize, coffee grounds concrete, grocery store robots, Brian in Columbus talks robots, Logan has a dad joke, Hooker Hotline, Craig in Switzerland timeshifts on moose and driving rules, Darrel in Sun City talks pride, Rowdy in NY talks Japan, Dexter, flight turbulence sends passenger into overhead bin, La child left on school bus, Dan talks airplane bathrooms, Trey in LA talks bathrooms and Japan, Romaine gets a scare, and Brat Pack documentary.
07.01.24 – Love Is Gonna Get You
Romaine is a mess, What Is Happening Jayson talks Austin Wolf, Derek has pride, Sir Laughs A Lot talks dating book, straight people at gay pride, gay roasted on Twitter for Jonathan Groff make out, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks debate, Inside Out wipes out Horizon, Sherri in TX talks Houston Pride and rural issues, Billy in Philly talks wigs and SCOTUS, Hurricane Beryl forms, woman buys too many Disney plus gift cards, and UK man saved by dog chewing on his toe.
06.27.24 – Just The Right Amount Of Shade
Derek drops a mug, Romaine loses a tree, OK says Bibles inn the classroom, Dale in OKC talks Bibles, SCOTuS rulings, debate tonight, asteroid flying by the earth, Starliner stuck at ISS, Trey in LA talks space, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks debate, Chaz in La talks Trump, Tom Terrific talks yard signs, Matt in Philly talks Your Honor, Brent in Austin talks spring mix, and Robbie Kaplan leaves her law firm.
06.26.24- A Handsome Mature Man
Summer Sessions is coming, Derek gets a compliment, Eric in NM talks Texas heat, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Your Honor, Ric in El Paso talks Texas and Bermuda, Brent in Austin talks Texas, Tyler in NorCal talks wildfire, kid falls in Roaring Rapids at Six Flags Over Texas, Romaine gets soaking wet, Minnesota juror update, SCOTUS says tipping public officials is fine, Darrel in Sun City timeshifts on listening time, Ric in El Paso talks morning joy, Billy in Philly talks actors, Tim in IL talks stinky trash, DNR have green thumbs, Marilyn Monroe death house saved, Trey in LA talks Marilyn house, Holiday Touchdown coming to Hallmark, and Baby Reindeer girl had history with a UK politician.
06.20.24 – Not My Jesus
Longest day of the year, Derek takes a walk, sex robots to do housework, Jeff in PS talks sex robots and Inside Out 2, Nvidia is now biggest company, Tyler in NorCal talks computer chips, Tom Terrific talks Nvidia, Louisiana classrooms must display ten commandments, Romaine has questions about the law, Hooker Hotline, Darrel from Sun City talks crocs and Tonys, Trey in LA talks genes, Jeopardy has a familiar face, Bob in Philly talks Billy, Larry in Pasadena talks Oklahoma, Dan in Orlando talks Queer West, Darren in NJ talks sweat, couple in India find cobra in Amazon box, Martha’s Vineyard gets their pot, and gay animals go under reported.
05.29.24 – Flag Hags
Hump Day! Audra McDonald doing Gypsy, MI man joins court zoom while driving on suspended license, 81 year old man is a slingshot nuisance, DNR get back in the habit, Alito in flag flap, Scott in Austin talks flags, Eric in Portland timeshifts on Target pride, Sir Laughs A Lot talks neighbors, Hacks, Hooker Hotline, Tim in IL talks movies and the Beach Boys, Ric From The Pig talks movies, Shogun is back, North Korea dropping poop balloons, and NYC is not America’s dirtiest city.
12.19.23- Space Laser Cat
Derek gets a surprise at the door, Eric Adams has a weird way to promote NYC, Chef Brian has a Christmas cookie fail, Derek explains his wrap room, Jeopardy drops Mayim BIalik, Trey in LA talks Jeopardy and stamps, Alice talks Jeopardy and Universal Studios, Celebrity Jeopardy, Taters the cat makes space history, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs sails away, The Search for General Tso, Madonna runs late, Rowdy talks Madonna tickets, Madonna calls out Andy Cohen and talks coma, Trump disqualified in Colorado, Darren in NJ talks breaking news, Jonathan in Nashville talks SCOTUS, KY office splits $50K in scratchers, and Romaine shares her ticket strategy.
08.09.23 – Give Me A Toilet Seat
Watch out Romaine is in a good mood, FL person wins $1.5 billion Mega Millions, Australian woman fired over missing keystrokes, Big Brother kicks out contestant, Below Deck Down Under has sexual misconduct, Beyonce rider includes new toilet seats, bodyguard goes viral for smirk, Tampa mayor reels in some cocaine, FL rife with malaria and leprosy, Maui is on fire, Florida bans Shakespeare and nicknames, Dan in Orlando talks nicknames, Eric in NM talks Kristen Broady, Hooker Hotline, Tim from MI talks Bermuda, Kitty talks SCOTUS and Dildo Whisperer, Ric in El Paso talks Podcast Awards, Timothy Timeshifter casts his votes, VXF workers want to strike, Suits is a big hit on Netflix, and NASA has an update on their bumped asteroid.
07.05.23 – Ladies And The Tram
DNR are back, SCOTUS rules against the gays, And Just Like That, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Sex And The City, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg to cage match while Meta launches Threads, Babyface leaves Anita Baker tour, Pink gets ashes and a wheel of cheese, Adele claps back with tee shirts, Fire Island twink roasted over chicken tenders, sharks swarm around New York beaches, Pie Pants was a mostly good travel companion, Ric In El Paso talks favorite concert, Patti LaBelle calls out for her background singers again, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks gay choruses, July 3rd hottest day on record, Jeff in Palm Springs has an Orlando meet-up, Nathan in St. Louis talks the Pit Stop, Madonna lands in the hospital, JD in WVa talks Madonna, New Month Who Dis?, and MA woman gets stuck in the mud for three days.
06.08.23 – Jesse Is A Lez
Smoke Day Two, Pat Robertson RIP, NYC lemonade stand robbed, Ketanji Brown Jackson gets flowers from Oprah, Billy in Philly talks good trouble, Central Park Karen loses her appeal, Hooker Hotline, Still Hookin Tracy talks Arrested Development, Critter Chat crocodile has a virgin birth, Romaine spots a dinosaur, Bali elephant breaks woman’s arm, Jack Daniels wins against dog toy, Brian in Columbus talks Jack Daniels, Jenna Jameson gets married, Pete Davidson regrets his ferry purchase, woman has panic attack on Splash Mountain, Prince Harry in UK hacking trial, and Julia in Union City talks soda sobriety.
05.19.23 – Merchandise Laying All Over
Jimmy Buffett in the hospital, Romaine takes care of her own business, Laura Ingraham still employed, Roseanne still mad at Sara Gilbert, Quest has a record number of positive tests for pot, CDC warns on Mexican medical tourism, Tori Spelling driven from her home by mold, Real Housewives, Funny Girl, Romaine talks propane, teens rescued by their iPhones, What Is Happening Jayson talks lawsuits and earthquakes, Steven in Indiana talks celebrity encounters, MIley Cyrus and Madonna hang out with the gays, Hooker Hotline, Survivor Sucks Dan defends his honor and talks SCOTUS, Billy in Philly talks Warhol, DNR talk AI, Nathan in St. Louis talks Jim Carrey, Beau in LA talks movie casting, Disney not shoving Howard back in the vault, and Last Call ends the week.
05.15.23 – Lezbo Expo
Derek has breaking real estate news, Romaine celebrates Mother’s Day, Pulp Fiction, Mike and Brian have lawnmower drama, Derek sees Guardians of the Galaxy, Chris in Mass talks Guardians holiday special, SC couple pregnant with drugs, NC police assisted by helpful cows, Critter Chat Romaine has a fox update and a new lawnmower, FL girl saves herself in a shark attack and Hawaiian kayaker escapes shark, Happy Jack talks shark girl, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Tucker Carlson, Larry in Pasadena talks hot nuggets, Tucker in Chicago talks Peloton, Christian in Abilene talks Frontline, Jen in LA talks celebrity sightings, Jonathan in Nashville talks Jamie Foxx and Drag Race, Tyler in NorCal talks crazy test drive, Doug in CT talks slutty hotels, Rich in Encinitas talks burnt casserole, Drewcifer and Jeff in PS do the bump, FL teacher being investigated for showing a Disney movie, George in SF talks Strange World and Eurovision, and Tony Awards won’t be telecast.
04.21.23 – The Theme Of The Show Is Love
Romaine gets egged on, rice is the new shortage, Baldwin gun may have had issues, SpaceX rocket covered Port Isabel in dust and debris, Billy in Philly talks Alec Baldwin, Tyler in NorCal talks Port Isabel, WGA may strike, Friends real estate, Chaz in La talks old sitcoms, Tom Terrific talks Friends, What Is Happening Jayson talks UWS, Tony in Vegas talks real estate, Romaine gets her glasses, Iris spots some foxes, Romie wants a Bible, Dan in ATL talks CCD, LaundroMatt talks book bans, George in SF talks about the Bible, Trey in LA talks religious differences, Hooker Hotline, Darryl from Sun City timeshifts on the anniversary and gay pride, Chaz in La talks VMA flashback, Yoda reacts to Derek’s costume, Mara in Mass talks IKEA hot dogs and JEDI, Ilde in AZ talks studio set up and WTF FL, Dan in Orlando talks Big Peter, Romaine plans a weekend project, TN tosses woman out of wheelchair for $30, Oprah’s neighbors are mad, Tom Cruise might have made $200 million on Top Gun Maverick, Joy Behar gets an urgent message on The View, Justice Jackson has a barking dog, breaking SCOTUS news, Romaine digs into Grey’s Anatomy, and Last Call ends the week.
12.05.22- These Old Systems
Derek tries new features on his TV, GMA hosts taken off the air, SCOTUS takes on gay marriage case, Tom Terrific talks SCOTUS, Jack Daniels sues over dog toys and Tom Terrific has thoughts on this one too, George in SF talks trademarks, Mitzi Purdue auctions off an emerald, Chris in Mass talks Mel Fisher and Christmas trains, Billy in Philly gets scammed, Romaine has house drama, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks NYC homeless, Chad in Seattle defends The Family Stone, Elf and Spirited, Marvin in Syracuse talks Walk Of Fame and holiday crate, Kimberly in OH talks adoption, Jonathan in Nashville time shifts on Twitter, Nathan in St Louis double dips on the holiday crate, Monotone Marc talks Gaslight, Julie in NC timeshifts on adoption, Happy Jack talks donors, and Jeopardy champ has a weird lunch order.
08.17.22 – Swiss Cheese Chorus
Hump Day! Last week for the tech interns, comedian Adam Sank gets some plugs in and talks The Eagle, NBA wants you to vote, Tony corrects No Men Beyond This Point, Liz Cheney defeated, Pie Pants in time out, Tom Terrific has parenting thoughts, KC pastor goes viral Chicago panhandler gets stabby, Romaine gets an unwelcome car wash, Jeopardy’s Tournament Of Champions is almost here and Ken Jennings to guest on Call Me Kat, Billy in Philly talks road rage, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville talks Liz Cheney, Sherry in TX talks genealogy travel and hidden history, Tim Curran finds his family, Mark in Buffalo talks Carl Nassib, Nita talks Uncoupled, Rick in El Paso talks Love Island, Airport time shift, Survivor Sucks Dan talks The Plane That Couldn’t Land, Taylor Swift was almost in Twilight, SCOTUS taking on Andy Warhol, and Tommy Lee lets it all hang out.
01.19.22 – Neck And Neck
Hump Day retakes, Romaine has a phone crisis and didn’t get enough sleep, Derek has gone off the deep end, Chris in MA talks ancestry mistakes, Dr. Jay thinks Derek is a mess, Jamie Lynn beefs with Tesla, Britney gets her legal on, Secrets Of Playboy, Hooker Hotline, more Dexter talk and American Auto, toilet advice, happiness, Craig in CA monitors our language, Derek gets an inappropriate FB birthday message, Romaine and Iris not on a same sexual page, SCOTUS gets into a mask fight, Queer Eye Legos battle, Prince Andrew in hot water, 5G disrupts airlines, Mars helicopter still flying and Romaine contemplates Tinder.
10.21.21 – Paramour
Derek has a correction, Romaine is complicated and freezing, What’s That Smell Critter Chat an uncomfortable discovery, non-binary dating, Zach Galifianakis told his kids he’s a librarian, Tyler in NorCal talks friends with money, Facebook considering a name change, Billy in Philly has thoughts on Facebook, NextDoor shows where the candy is, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in St, Louis time shifts on chipmunks, omnibus call on many topics, Happy Jack talks office romance, Sarah Paulson in Impeachment, Marc in MN checks back in, Tim in MI talks food colors, Brian Laundrie confirmed dead, Ruby Rose says Batwoman was too dangerous, Jamie Spears gets a new lawyer, SCOTUS changes their rules for women, and vinyl records makes a comeback.
06.17.21 – Mark Is The New Karen
Kamala heads to Pride, DNR start to Twitch, Romaine can’t get laid, SCOTUS rules against the gays, Juneteenth now a holiday, Mexican sinkhole takes a house and two dogs, Happy Jack talks Canceliversary, exercise saves you money in retirement and nothing stops aging, Pie Pants graduates, Billy in Philly talks vaccines, Jeff in Palm Springs talks graduation, Mark talks Meghan Markle and working from home, Tyler in NorCal sees and hears Romaine, Mark in Milwaukee makes a prediction,. Jonathan in Nashville talks racism, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Batwoman, Gael in SC time shifts on gay supermarkets, George in SF finally makes it, Christian in Abilene talks movie prices and In The Heights, Jeff in Palm Springs double dips on In The Heights, Monotone Marc feels attacked, mannequins on the moon, DNR fight over trash and Romaine looks at a cat.
05.20.21 – Like… For What
Critter Chat summer mouse, Colliers in TX talks dirty gays, the GAP vs. the Lesbian Avengers, Lego and Kellogg jumps into pride merchandise, Good Cop Bad Cop, VA deputy frees pinned woman, NJ cop runs meth lab, street drug use, Jeopardy winner too excited, SCOTUS updates, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks feral cats, Romaine gets upstaged, Marc in MN loves critter chat, Brian in Columbus clarifies his tweet, James in Idaho talks non-binary, Tim in MI time shifts on The Bodyguard, Rob in FL talks Halston, Little Island opens, airlines to weigh passengers, and The Abbey turns 30.
04.29.21 – WTF Turtle
Wednesday reboot. America reopens, Billy in Philly is frustrated about the pandemic, Lady Gaga dog update, CA fights Nestle over water, WTF FL flying turtle, alligator is a road hog, Tom Terrific talks celebrity dehydration, George in SF talks animals for Netflix and Chill, #TeamCyrus talks Attenboroughs, Hooker Hotline, Mike time shifts on Billy and frogs, Gael in SC has some tough love for us all, RuPaul cousin of Cory Booker, NYPD drops robot dog, Romaine gets a sexy call and can’t work it out, Jesse time shifts on Star Trek, Biden speech, SCOTUS debates foul-mouthed cheerleader, and LaundroMatt wonders where the line is.
03.08.21 – Pepe Lez Pew
Clarice vs. The Equalizer, Oprah interviews Harry and Meghan, Tony in Vegas talk Santa Barbara, Billy in Philly is mad at the royals, Stanton in Austin is exhausted, Pepe Le Pew canceled, Tom And Jerry, vaccine update, LaudroMatt talks home school, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN gets meta about the hookers, Christian in Abilene talks vaccines, Kitty has some straight talk, the price is wrong, Romaine heads to IKEA and celebrates her soda anniversary, Derek has a recycling mystery, SCOTUS rules for one dollar, George Floyd trial to begin, and Colliers in TX talks bias in policing.
02.02.21 -Plow Me Baby One More Time
Romaine gets plowed, six more weeks of DNR, Jeff Bezos stepping down, LaundroMatt has thoughts on capitalism, conspiracy theories hit the SCOTUS, LaurdoMatt double dips on spouses,Impeachment begins, White House pets, Darren in NJ talks semantics, Critter Chat snowy owl returns to Manhattan, America Girl doll of the year, Romie steals a laptop, Hooker Hotline, Chance talks Bridgerton, Tim in MI talks lady parts, Katie loves her shoutout, Marc in MN talks extra show, SoulCycle instructor gets the vaccine early, Airstream rolls out an office, Billy in Philly talks small houses and Doris Day, Darren double dips RVs, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race, Tom Terrific talks Drag Race, Kathryn in AZ talks American Girl doll, and Dolly Parton doesn’t want your medal.
10.06.20 – Hurricanes Full Of Murder Hornets
Derek dances it out, Romaine plugs Season of Giving, Hurricane Delta, Tyler in NorCal pushes back on WVa and Delta, Romaine deals with an ear ache, Jonathan in LA bonds with Romaine over Morning Joe, DNR talk MSNBC hosts, Craig in CA talks SCOTUS, UBER from NYC to FL, Billy in Philly catches up, Hooker Hotline, Ryan in NE has a long time shift on statehood, Rick in El Paso talks Season of Giving, LaudroMatt talks statehood, Travis in CT talks pot pie, Walter Reed makeover, Nathan in CO talks workplace tech issues, Nathan in St. Louis gets serious, low population states, Survivor cocaine drama, Claudia Conway Tik Tik star, Romaine is an old lady on Tik Tok, Egypt opens 59 mummies, Melania Trump tapes, and Happy Jack talks Wyoming,