Derek is happy, Star Wars release, Chinese threatre lore, Carol Burnett got star revenge, TX trivia moves, Romaine relationship struggles, Nebraska dog shoots woman, Rosie gets a facelift, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks Madonna, Ilde in AZ talks laundry and cruise shows, Jesse in Sacramento talks looks, Dan in PA talks eye issues, Tony in Vegas talks The Hat, RIP Barry GIbb, and Stan Lee and Ozzy Osbourne to be recreated with AI.