Taylor Swift headed to theaters, Romaine excited for Bottoms, Nathan in CO talks Drop Dead Gorgeous, summer’s worst trend: exploding watermelons, shackled man escapes from Oregon mental hospital, Lake Lanier is a murder lake, George in SF talks swim danger, DNR talk longevity, What Is Happening Jayson talks Death Becomes Her, all humans descended from 1280 people, Mark Meadows may ave perjured himself, Billy in Philly talks watermelons and Mark Meadows, Romaine wonders who will be on the ballot in 2024, Hooker Hotline, Eric in Portland timeshifts on Riverdale, Jen in LA talks cat egg chair, pets eating people, September calendar review, NYPD to use drones to monitor parties, Survivor Sucks Dan talks softball, Ricky Martin reaches divorce settlement, Derek hears a mystery ding, DOD wants your UFO sightings, Randy has a messy bunch in Nashville, Katie talks UFOs, Derek reads the comments, and Last Call ends the week.