03.25.26 – Purr-ez Hilton

Menopause hits Romaine, Perez Hilton sees God, Romaine cat update, fat cat rescued from inside a recliner, Romie friend has drama, Dave Franco and Alison Brie are relationship goals, Melanie welcomes a root to the White House, Jessse in Sacramento talks bar life, Hooker Hotline, Jen in NY Talks Bachelorette, cornhole murder suspect update, Rowdy in NY talks cornhole, Hannah Montana anniversary special, Bridgerton lezzes out, Grey’s Anatomy drops two longtime characters, Romaine goes to the DMV, Scott in TX talks DMV, and Robert in TX talks DMV.

03.19.26 – Lemon Pound Cake

Bachelorette gets postponed, lesbian divorce rates are high, Traitors UK, Afroman wins pound cake case, Coldplay couple continues to make it worse for themselves, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville talks DNR AI, Matt in Philly talks Star Wars, Dave in SoCal talks scorpions, Romaine has a house update, Romie Pie Pants embraces a new decade, Now Voyager, another Duggar son arrested, Cesar Chavez allegations, and Mamdani wife in hot water.

08.13.21 – Six Degrees Of Lesbian Drama

Friday the 13th, one to a customer, George in SF talks superstitions, Jeremiah in CA is grateful for the listeners, Grace and Frankie has new episodes, Love Island finale Sunday, Tyler in NorCal talks Love Island, Eminem has non-binary child, Walnut Creek burned out shell of a house sells for full ask, LaundroMatt talks CA real estate, tech companies cut salaries for remote work, #TeamSteven talks working from home, Romaine tries to steal a corgi, bread dutch ovens, Tony in Vegas talks bread pan, Derek has an orange crush, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks laundry and being white and melatonin, Kristie in Nashville talks Olympics, Rick in El Paso talks Mexican culture and Love Island, Monotone Marc talks Big Brother, Kathryn in AZ shouts out to Gael, Kimberly in OH catches up on Love Island and Frank DeCaro, Tim in MI talks bras, Jesse time shifts on background noise and sex sounds, Henry Cavill not lean enough, Bachelorette contestants in lover’s quarrel, Tony Bennett retires for good, Trey Parker and Matt Stone buys Casa Bonita, and Last Call ends the week.

10.29.20 -Choking The Goat

DNR are stormy, ice cream cake update, man are gross, Romie wants a new name, Cecilia Chiang RIP, WTF Florida woman votes in labor, Iowa polling places closing early, Romaine gets an awkward delivery, Derek breaks down the vote, Tony in Vegas talks Glenn Close, Romaine talks self care, Sir Laughs A Lot talks self care, Bachelorette drama, California Adventure reopens for dining, Ask Derek Anything about movie/TV endings, Hooker Hotline, choking the goat, bongos, Saved By The Bell reboot, happy birthday tunes, Chance in NY time shifts on sex and ACB, Timothy Timeshifter had an emergency, Dallas ended the Soviet Union, Billy in Philly has an 80s throwback, ScarJo marries Jost, Gwen and Blake engaged, Romaine goes Beyond, Netflix and Chill, The Queen’s Gambit, Dom in Seattle recommends Apollo 13, Haunted Mansion, Casino Royale, Dr. No zip up towel, and gutter pumpkins.

10.13.20 -Romaine Is Broken

DNR are back in studio, Gal Gadot to play Cleopatra, Romaine ear update, freaks in the sack, Brad Parscale melted down over lack of sex, Jonathan in LA talks Jessie from BB10 with Romaine, Drunk Of The Month club, Thanksgiving plans and Halloween decorations, Marc in MN is still sorry, HBO’s Green Lantern will be gay, George in SF talks Green Lantern and The Boys, relatable super heroes, JB talks Grant Gustin, duck stamp contest gets litter, Derek deals with a smelly cat, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Space Mountain, Derek pitches a Disney Plus movie, Luke Parker has to pay Bachelorette 100K, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly reflects on how own behavior, Amy Coney Barrett SCOTUS hearings, Stanton in Austin talks Travis County,. Japanese tourist finally gets to climb in Peru, and Romaine is here for the flan only.

07.30.19 – You Better Protect Your Nut Better

DNR don’t have total recall of yesterday, Romie has summertime sadness, Romaine wants to be a lady of leisure, Colliers in TX talks Pop Tarts, being a lady of liesure world, Tony in Vegas keeps busy, problematic porn tattoos, Romaine is jealous of renovations, Romaine steals Iris’ nut, DNR want more child labor, George in SF talks stolen funds, an Instagram model sells a surprising product, Romaine is headed to the movies this week, woman leaves secret in a freezer, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL time shifts on a DNA Stanton in Austin talks freezer baby, Julie time shifts on adoption issues, Sir Laughs A Lot talks adopted kids, Titus Burgess vs. Andy Cohen, Jeff in Palm Springs has a What’s That Smell, Dem debate tonight, Bachelorette comes clean, and Buzzfeed has a disturbing fashion trend.