01.27.23 – Our Fake 2000th Episode

Derek is glad it is Friday, DNR head to Seattle, Derek and Romaine may have Instagram doppelgängers, Julia in CA talks cannabis women, SF Pride offering Kitara a slot on the main stage, Billy in Philly meets an old Romaine girlfriend, Harry Styles splits his pants, Chaz in La talks Bette Davis, Hollywood’s Great Stars, Jonathan in Nashville talks The Traitors, Hooker Hotline, NorCal Brandon talks Andrew and Iris, Doug in CT talks art, Jonathan in Nashville talks Michelle Williams, Nathan in STL talks Kate Chastain, Nathan in CO talks insects, Tom Terrific is a Bravo slut, Romaine has dog drama, Nita talks fame and weekend plans, Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal break up, Todrick Hall at it again, Ozempic face, Ilde talks Ozempic, Yogesh Raut is bitter about Jeopardy, and Last Call ends the week.

01.25.23 – 7 Minutes 7 Seconds

Hump Day snow dud, Michelle Yeoh is openly Asian, Razzies drag a 12 year old girl, Mr. Blackwell, Survivor Sucks Dan talks The Traitors and Survivor, Tony in Vegas talks Splash Mountain, Madonna pauses her biopic, Todrick Hall is mad at the haters, Jeff in PS talks Real Friends Of Friends and Drag Race, Adam from Scruffytown talks Madonna tickets, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly responds to Tony, Jonathan in Nashville want caller rules, Jamie Lee Curtis has a great reaction, Google is scared of ChatGPT, Kitty talks AI, Pink Floyd triggers the homophobes, and Pope Francis says homosexuality isn’t a crime.

09.30.22- Hoes Before Other Hoes

Hocus Pocus 2 out on Disney Plus and Bros in theaters, George in SF talks Hocus Pocus, Todrick Hall falls behind, Monotone Marc calls about gun holsters and Hocus Pocus, Nathan in CO defends Andrew and Amazing Race, Lil Nas X stops the show, Adam in ATL talks work pooping, Rowdy talks crazy farts, Trevor Noah leaving the Daily Show, Jesse in Sac gets an unexpected visitor, Happy Jack talks Trevor Noah, Podcast Awards tonight, Gary in CT talks Trevor Noah, DNR hate mornings, UT wife must turn over racy photos in divorce, Derek has a dick pic dilemma, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Hurricane Ian, Hocus Pocus, Jeff in PS talks DNR Travel, Best Ofs and Laura Heywood, DNR talk Broadway and Last Call ends the show.

02.22.22- Twosday

We’re back! DNR ate their way through NOLA, many breasts were seen, Rafi is a Single White Female, Todrick Hall burns it all down on Celebrity Big Brother, Happy Jack wants more cruise drama, Derek gets a virtual high school reunion, Dom in Seattle talks king cake and fluid sexuality, Romaine almost misses the boat, George in SF is glad we are back and has a new niece, MA college student has bad outcome from Chinese takeout, Billy in Philly loses a friend and tapes up his house, DNR win the Super Bowl, Jesse in Sacramento talks Wrath of Khan, Hooker Hotline, a buttdial, Ric From The Pig talks supermarket appreciation day, Happy Jack double dips on buttdial, JP from Columbus has drama in an Uber, Monotone Marc has FOMO and loves the former interns, post cruise depression, Romaine says something nice about her wife, Darrell from Sun City enjoined his cruise, Romaine has a farm hearing update, TN woman arrested for sex with nine high school students, Ajay defends his character, Robert in San Antonio welcomes a new subscriber, Critter Chat Hank The Tank terrorizes South Lake Tahoe, and Katie Kate Kates drops by to explain her bad behavior.

07.14.21 – Mac N Cheese Baby

Derek’s neighborhood hears a howl, Romaine is cranky and has a recurring dream, Patterson family drama, Tony in Vegas divorced his sisters, Venice Italy bans cruise ships, Ric From The Pig talks Europe and family drama, #TeamSteven time shifts on Black Widow, Billy in Philly talks family, Sir Laughs A Lot lays out his plan and weighs in on Black Widow, Kraft mac n cheese ice cream, The Lion in Winter, Wyoming bar in hot water over homophobic shirt, Hooker Hotline, Romaine is all business, Chris in Mass time shifts on anniversary gifts, Ruby Rose claims latex allergy, Romaine has a Big Brother girlfriend, Drake Bell gets probation, Twitter ending Fleets, more Critter Chat, UT restocks their lakes, Rob has a science response, breaking news on Britney Spears, Chaz in La talks Todrick Hall, and Sunday haircuts now legal in New York.

04.30.20 – No Use Crying Over Spilled Water

DNR start strong then disaster strikes, Romaine runs calls and talks therapy while Derek tries valiantly to return, 26 minutes later Derek is back-isn and the show resumes, Jonathan in LA talks Survivor, Todrick Hall repurposes one of his tunes, Britney Spears burns her gym down, Jim Parsons takes up painting, celebrities who try new things, classic 80s workout tapes, Dom in Seattle talks Trump website error message, Mike in China to the rescue, Romaine donates blood, Darren in NJ talks blood donation rules, Chris in Mass talks universal donation, Steve in NJ talks antibody tests and lost taste, What Is Happening Jayson talks Waffle House waffles and pilates, Hooker Hotline, Chad in LA says believe all women, Rob in FL talks Sharknado, Tim is keeping safe, Monotone Marc wonders about Chance, Still Hookin Tracy talks The Core, Drag Race and Madonna, Nathan in CO talks drag race costumes, Tom Terrific has a sequel update on The Core, Billy in FL talks Rotten Tomatoes scores, newscaster caught cheating on cam, Rosie gets a new pen pal, A League of Their Own romance, and Derek says Damn Yankees.

10.23.19 – Me No Dooey

Season of Giving, DNR are hoes who are not ready, flying port-a-potties, new Star Wars trailer drops, Tony in Vegas questions latin terms, Craig in CA is excited about 2021, Sevier County has a local crank, Derek misses Carrie Fisher, Henry Thomas gets arrested, Rob can’t keep a secret, Lizzo in copyright fight, Chris Sieber joining Company, Hooker Hotline, Shawn time shifts on Dark, Kathryn in AZ has some nifty advice, Tyler in NorCal talks Todrick Hall, Ben in LA talks Turner painting, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Malibu Dream House and Drag Race, Chance is DFH (desperately fucking happy), Kevin in WY has some advice for his younger self, Always drops women from their products, Survivor Sucks Dan talks Always, Charles in charge of surprise gifts, holiday crate stuff is arriving, Tiffany advent calendar, Jonathan Groff has a boyfriend, Tricia Helfer has a podcast, and Garth Brooks connects with fans.

10.22.19 – Ghost Cat

Fan Favorite. Season of Giving, another bonus episode is coming up, Romaine gets domestic for Thanksgiving, Dennis Quaid is older than we thought, Derek gets into Prohibition, quiet car rules broken by random song, Brent thinks its a Manic song, Sir Laughs A Lot defends the callers and NYC, Romaine has a new history mystery, Lori Loughlin in more hot water, Todrick Hall accused by his former assistant, Hooker Hotline, Luis in NYC talks Money Heist, Derek reviews Drag Race UK, Romaine talks British slang, Derek keeps a secret from Rob, lollipop actors on TV, Georgia Halloween display gets censored, Dr. Jay talks HOA rules, Kathy’s son calls in to talk about his mom, Jonathan questions Romaine’s terrible neighborhood, Domenic in Seattle talks Kathy in OH and HOA nightmares, and mystery cat torments Iris.