06.07.23 – My Ass Is Not On Fire Right Now

NYC consumed with smoke, Iron Sheik RIP, Kenny in CA talks smoke, Derek’s house makes strange noises, Ric From The Pig talks smoke detectors and South Pacific, Shannen Doherty has a cancer update, Tom Holland danced to Janet Jackson, Derek gets robbed, Jane Fonda tosses a scroll, Taylor Swift and Matt Healy break up, The Ultimatum drops final episodes, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in PS talks Tom Hanks, Marvin in Syracuse talks Apple Vision Pro, Ilde in AZ talks Apple Vision Pro, Brian in Columbus talks rabbit test, Kristie’s sister time shifts on Tom Hanks and Dairy Queen, Mara in Mass time shifts on Smartless, Nathan in CO talks Casa Bonita, NY lawyer in trouble for using ChatGPT, Happy Jack talks Ponchos, and Romaine lacks salsa.

06.06.23 – Smarmless

Romaine pulls herself together, Casa Bonita is coming back, What Is Happening Jayson talks Gayish Podcast, Derek talks Smartless On The Road, Nathan in CO talks Smartless, Romaine worried about smoke, State Farm pulling out of California, Chrissy Teigen has a surprise twin, Billy in Philly talks Tom Hanks and has good news, Derek has a vexing genealogy mystery, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Tom Hanks, Nathan in St. Louis talks Drag Me To Dinner, Critter Chat more Yellowstone animal drama, Looney Tunes celebrates pride, Derek talks the rabbit test, Louisiana dog has the world’s longest tongue, Romaine talks Shiny Happy People, Barbie causes a pink paint shortage and Brian in Columbus asks about Gilbert Grape.

06.05.23 – Bye Son

Romaine has a dim Outlook, Derek offers a hot topic, Nathan in CO talks Road To Perdition, Sir Laughs A Lot talks The Little Mermaid, Happy Jack talks Interview With The Vampire, Derek talks every parent’s worst nightmare, Critter Chat Yellowstone issues a warning, Romaine has a fox and goat update, TN pride update, social media a benefit for LGBTQ youth, Romaine pen pals, DNR share Pyramid memories, Hooker Hotline, Tucker from Chicago time shifts on The Ultimatum, a mystery call, Tim from Michigan talks divided people, Romaine talks The Ultimatum and Sir Laughs A Lot has thoughts, Apple debuts Vision Pro, LaundroMatt talks augmented reality, Tyler in NorCal talks VR, and Chris in Mass talks Vision Pro.

07.30.21 -Cats And Looms

Derek wants to start a secret Instagram, French woman replaces diamonds with pebbles, Lawrence Handley kidnaps wife to show his love, checking in on others, Derek’s neighbor is a hoarder, Nina West joins Hairspray tour, Rosie back in A League Of Their Own, House of Gucci trailer, Hooker Hotline, Ric From The Pig talks baby without a face, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts on Bianca del Rio and Romie working, DNR butt dial, Larry in Pasadena double dips on Legacies and Greg rye Cupcake, Steven in Denver time shifts on his last call, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy champ, Rick Astley rick rolls to one billion views one YouTube, Jill Biden gets foot surgery, NXIVM founder ordered to pay for scar removal, Tom Hanks sells an Airstream, Billy in Philly talks John Travolta, Tyler in NorCal talks popular videos, Trey in LA talks MTV anniversary and Jeopardy, Romaine makes one last shameless plug, Diane Sawyer down for Ted Lasso, and Last Call ends the show.

01.21.21 – Catnip Everdeen

Post pamper let down, lottery winners and emotional work, Romaine deals with womanly problems, Billy in Philly talks menstruation, Krystal talks about the talk, Manhattan casinos, Call Your Mother, Clarice, The Equalizer, the inauguration TV special, Jeff in Palm Springs talks fireworks, Amanda Gorman, Hooker Hotline, Survivor Sucks Dam wants to know what is too dirty for Romaine, Dovie Dove talks highlights, Romaine gets a little trim, Critter Chat catnip has another benefit, Big Foot hunting season, WTF Florida Monkey Whisperer charged, Muppet Show coming to Disney Plus, #TeamSteven talks Muppets, classic TV movies James calls from the office, Soho Karen melts down, George in SF dreams big, and LaundroMatt goes home.

04.02.20 -Handsome Derek 2.0

DNR are working, Derek stops shaving, Mayo Pete shaves his head, Jonathan in LA talks Survivor, Marc in MN has new carpet, 8 lbs of pepperoni, pre-show music, Romaine gets a breakthrough in therapy, Cuomo brothers, super spreader events are scary, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Bear Week, Billy in Philly deals with masks in public, Romaine has a feel-good DNR story, San Pedro train derails at the Mercy, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN has a loose chip, Marvin in Syracuse is a satisfied customer, Romaine didn’t get enough cake, Timothy Timeshifter self care tip, Kelly Pie time shifts on gallows humor and DNR rants, George in SF talks Cuomo brothers, Colliers in TX questions Derek on his medical advice, Kathryn in AZ gets her game on, CATS the movie butthole edition, Derek reviews Birds of Prey, People Mover coming back, Disney screwing over annual pass holders, Tom Hanks and Prince Charles are better, and the Queen and Pope cut it close.

03.12.20 – Dog Tease

Tom Hanks tests positive, Canada considers closing the border, Kathryn in AZ talks Dave and Angie and cat food, fancy Japanese toilets, DNR have a plan, Tony in Vegas talks life on the strip, Jim in Palm Springs talks White Party and Dinah, Ryan in Nebraska talks Phoenix Pride and McMillions, Nathan in CO talks travel insurance, Critter Chat on bed bugs and Chestnut, guest Kevin Gootee talks Comics Watching Comics and Gutting The Sacred Cow, Glenn Parody Break, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN has feedback, popular voices RIP, Nathan in St. Louis has a dad joke, Jeff in Palm Springs has some Disney news, Larry in Pasadena talks Song Of The South, Love Simon moves to HULU, old age drama for Derek, and Tom double dips on Kevin Gootee.