In this encore episode, DNR kick off season 8, Christmas is disassembled, hire a husband, Critter Chat masturbating walrus disrupts NYE, benefits of yoga, Nita in San Antonio talks walruses, Dolly Parton and miley Cyrus ring in the new year, CNN misses the countdown, Romaine makes a new friend, Derek has a gas light issue, Jeremy Renner injured by snowblower, Derek ready for AI photos, Frederick Douglass loved to have his picture taken, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly says Happy New Year, Marc in MN wishes there were more hookers, Derek talks fusion, Christian in Abilene feels the chill, Tom Terrific talks best of shows, Monotone Marc talks Cook At All Costs, Tony in Vegas talks havc and Southwest, Rob in FL talks Best Of, 2023 will be about experiences, Romaine cuts the cord, Sex Lives Of College Girls, Romaine caught Pelosi In The House and Miss Cleo.
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12.30.25 – Extreme Poop
DNR have tips for pulling yourself together, Derek inundated by mushroom tea, Romaine gets into gummies, Romie wants a special gift, Andrew Christian ended underwear line, and Chuck E Cheese opens arcades.
12.29.25 -New Squirrel Friend
Romaine makes a new purchase, Derek is house proud, woman gives birth of Brussels flight, FL woman gives birth on NYC subway, GA woman gives birth to wrong baby in IVF mixup, UK woman gives birth to 30 year old baby. And scientists revive a 46,000 year old worm.
12.28.25- Listener Round Table Marathon Day 3
Derek and Romaine want to thank our listeners for being the absolute best! So this year we not only created a special channel of DNR Travel shows where you can download every listener round table with your DNRplus Subscription but we also decided to do a weekend long marathon of these shows! This is part three of our listener round table marathon featuring: Lobster and Leaves 2022, Alaska 2023, Hot Mex 2024. We hope you have enjoyed our Listener Round Table Marathon! Happy Holidays.
12.26.25- Listener Round Table Marathon Day 1
Derek and Romaine want to thank our listeners for being the absolute best! So this year we not only created a special channel of DNR Travel shows where you can download every listener round table with your DNRplus Subscription but we also decided to do a weekend long marathon of these shows! This is part one of our listener round table marathon featuring: Hot Mex 2015, Fall Cruise 2015, Alaska 2016. More listener round table episodes will be released tomorrow! Happy Holidays.
12.25.25- DNR Christmas From Long Ago- ENCORE
In this encore episode, Derek and Romaine step back into the archive to find a some of their favorite Christmas specials for this holiday Best of Show. This episode features shows from 2016 and 2017. Unwrap the fun!
12.24.25- A Retro DNR Christmas Special- ENCORE
In this encore episode, we flashback to 2017! Celebrate the holiday season with the 2017 Derek and Romaine Christmas Special. Hear hosts Derek Hartley and Romaine Patterson share Christmas memories, debate holiday songs and take phone calls from listeners like you. Plenty of laughs to fill you with the holiday spirit! Take a listen and have a Merry Christmas!
12.23.25- Smokehouse Mummies
AI erases gay wedding from Together in China, Hunting Wives gets a second season, Derek joins Letterboxd, Gwen Stefani working on Oz TV series, What’s That Smell: teacher unleashes fart spray, veterinary assistant overpaid by $400,000, NYC Natural History Museum sleepovers are back, and 14000 smoked mummies found.
12.19.25 – Homeless For The Holidays
We are live! Romaine is under the weather, Colliers in TX has audio issues, Romaine has a house update, Derek has a new stove, gas vs electric, Critter Chat NYC bagel rats, Bob in WI talks appliances, houses, and bagels, Amazon driver steals a cat, Ric from the Pig talks lock outs, Jesse in Sacramento talks holidays and stress, Hooker Hotline, NorCal Brandon talks Romaine issues, Nita in FL talks poop, David talks mini coopers, Tim from MI talks family crest, Ben in Seattle talks smart home lights, Stanton in Austin has a holiday PSA and drunk dials, Christian in Abilene gives thanks, Brent in Austin talks Texas, Eric in NM talks West Texas, Titanique heads to Broadway, Trey in LA talks Elfster, Survivor Finale, Wall Street Journal has a throuple, Subway Takes, and Last Call ends the year.
12.18.25 – Giant Changes
Romaine rediscovers old videos, Kiss of the Spiderwoman is coming, WDW updating Smugglers Run, DNR talk real estate must haves, Giant, and France fights over air conditioning,
12.27.25- Listener Round Table Marathon Day 2
Derek and Romaine want to thank our listeners for being the absolute best! So this year we not only created a special channel of DNR Travel shows where you can download every listener round table with your DNRplus Subscription but we also decided to do a weekend long marathon of these shows! This is part two of our listener round table marathon featuring: Better Off Med 2018, Project X 2019, Encore Love Cruise 2020, Cruceros De Los Muertos 2021 and Hola Nola 2022. More listener round table episodes will be released tomorrow! Happy Holidays.
12.17.25- David Hernandez Feels It All
Singer songwriter David Hernandez is back with DNR to talk about post COVID touring and videos, his latest singles and what’s next for him.
12.16.25- Brian Schaefer Goes Town And Country
Author and New York Times writer Brian Schaefer discusses his new novel Town and Country, life in upstate New York, the Texas dance scene and what makes a great obituary.
12.15.25- Poo In The Morning
DNR are together, Romaine health journey takes a turn and her move stalls, Derek has a stove update, Melissa Joan Hart doesn’t like her online purchase, Chaz in La has tech issues and Mariah Carey, Dickl Van Dyke turned 100, Rob Reiner murdered, Derek has supermarket drama, Hooker Hotline, used car talk, Chad in Seattle talks Rob Reiner, Sherri in TX talks mispronounced named, Rowdy in NY talks Derry Girls, Tom Terrific talks Judy Gold, Mommie Dearest, Mark in Buffalo talks Rob Reiner and Anthony Geary, DNR Survivor talk, Merriam Webster word of the year is slop, Washington Post AI tool fail, Romaine gets a press release, and Romaine hits the road.
12.12.25- Butt Hurt
Fridonnay is here, Derek waits on a stove, holiday crate and Elfster update, Travis in CT talks holidays, Romaine finds local comforts, Derek concerned about bright white eyes, Bob in WI talks bright eyes, Romaine has ass issues, WA state flooding, D4vd death case update, Derek goes to a holiday party, Billy in Philly checks in, Derek chats up a judge, Hooker Hotline, Sherri in TX timeshifts on backup cams, Ancestry DNA update and new stoves, Sherri in TX makes a correction, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Spanish names, , Heated Rivalry gets renewed, JD in WVa talks gay books, CA woman has baby behind her tumor, UT hiker stuck in quicksand, and Last Call ends the show.
12.11.25- Intestinally Yours
DNR hate the new iPhone IOS, Sir Laughs A Lot talks IOS changes, AI toys get kinky, Dennis Hof exposed on HULU, JD in WVa talks Bunny Ranch, Orphan Black rewatch, Warfare on HBO Max, Tom in CA talks Heated Rivalry, Nita in FL talks San Antonio, Doug in CT timeshifts on Tara Reid, Steven in Denver talks Letterkenny, Tom Terrific talks cheap vodkas, Brent in Austin talks Kirkland vodka, Tim in IL talks tech issues, Hilary Swank apologizes to Make A Wish mom, Derek doesn’t get his McRib and McDonalds has Grinch meals, In N Out drops 6-7 from order system, Romaine has stomach issues, Happy Jack talks Shitter Chat, Columbia Sportswear can be yours if you prove the earth is flat, government changes their font, Poker Face change explained, and Sam Asghari stripped down for Playgirl.
12.10.25 – Inside That Box
Romaine melts down but excited for her award, Romie almost kills Romaine again, sperm donor for 197 kids has rare genetic disorder, Andy Dick has an OD on the street, Wendy Williams may be out in the new year, Detek dreams of Jeopardy, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in CA talks Heated Rivalry, Derek makes his TV debut, Matt in Philly talks hockey podcast, Tom Terrific talks TV debut, Gregory Harrison was hot, Jeff in Palm Springs talks phone issues, Monotone Marc talks neighbor Mike, Alice in NYC talks long drives, Rob in FL talks mice and heat, Derek complains about cookies, Tim in ATL talks gay romance, Happy Jack talks tech issues, and DNR head to the five and dime.
12.09.25 – More Than A Mouseful
Romaine has surprising fans, Derek gets a heavy box, DNR get harassed, big wig drama, Adam Sank’s updated apartment, Romie is a menace on the road and Romaine almost explodes, Tom Terrific shades Romaine, Josh Barro talks infrastructure, Wyoming gets dramatic weather, Patterson mouse problem, WTF NYC rodent in burrito, Rowdy in NY talks rodent in burrito, Tom Terrific double dips on NYC mice, Nathan in CO talks Door Dash extortion, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Texas gays, Michael in Nashville talks address changes, NorCal Brandon talks Elfster and Heated Rivalry, Beau in LA talks Elfster, Rich in CA talks puppy love, Chad in Seattle timeshifts on Heated Rivalry and Scandal, Adam from Scruffytown talks driving, Romaine finds something creepy, Jeopardy champ is a creepy peeper, Happy Jack talks peeping, NY Times most stylish people of 2025, Chinese couple have a blond haired baby, and Martha Stewart egg nog and funeral plans go viral.
12.08.25- Swiss Cheese Uterus
Rough start, Romaine has arrived in Texas a mess, Romie works for a circus, Romaine has a listener run-in, Derek impulse buys a stove, Nathan in CO is very happy, Heated Rivalry gets the straight bros, Paramount makes hostile bid for Warner Bros, Tara Reid update, Taylor Swift sets the date, LaundroMatt talks foreign surrogacy, Cher is getting married, Tik Tok trend ice cream in butter, Darren in NJ Talks butter, Romaine sees her sister, Hooker Hotline, Kelly Pie talks Only Murders In The Building, Julia in CA talks BART and MUNI, Billy in Philly has an adventure, David talks Heated Rivalry, CJ from OR talks moving and One Battle After Another, Tom Terrific talks Phantom Thread, and Golden Globe nominations are out,
12.05.25- Junk In My Slot
Romaine is lost, Tim in IL talks addresses, Tara Reid drug update, Bob in WI talks Tara Reid, Kevin Spacey hits the road, Netflix buys Warner Bros, Critics Choice award nominations, Tony in Vegas talks old movies and Heated Rivalry, Matt in Philly talks old movies, One Battle After Another, Tom Terrific talks One Battle After Another, The Father, Hooker Hotline, Craig in CA talks new construction, Derek makes an appliance decision, Rise from OH talks feelings, Sir Laughs A Lot talks feelings, Survivor, Tom Terrific talks Survivor, New Zealand thief passes a James Bond pendant, 11yo boy missing in Brooklyn, and Last Call ends the show.
12.04.25- Frosty The Snow Dad
Romaine works the phones, Derek gets a wake up call, Brad is in solidarity with Romaine, women have smellier farts, Tim in MI talks Jimmy Hoffa, Survivor deals with grief, Derek talks Leni Riefenstahl, Frosty the Snowman had several secret families, Nathan in CO talks 90 Day Fiance, Pantone color of the year Cloud Dancer, ,JD in WVa talks color of the year, Travis in CT talks home renovations, Lil Ole Larry talks Lucy Ricardo, Nevada has a fake earthquake, Heated Rivalry, Romaine runs errands, Eric in NM talks Camaro, Romaine deals with hearing issues, Nathan in CO talks puppy, National Board Of Review lists best movies, Adam in ATL talks Heated Rivalry, Tom Terrific talks Heated Rivalry, FDA alert on glucose monitors, and Detroit gets a Robocop statue.
12.03.25 – Pussy Without A Hole
Hump day! Romaine has a move update, Derek misses his XBox, Monty gets followed home, Sir Laughs A Lot talks real estate, Alice in NYC talks Survivor, Romaine empties her freezer, woman gets parasite from frogs, HBO Max is fixing Mad Men, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly double dips on his missing load, New Month Who Dis?, Critter Chat Turkey has a cat burglar, raccoon gets drunk at a liquor store, Romaine deals with strange Texas customs, Mexican mummy infecting visitors, Meghan Markle dad in the ICU, King Charles coming to US, Jim McGreevey won’t be mayor of Jersey City, Neil Patrick Harris has his face altered, and Romaine’s hobby gets packed away.
12.02.25 – The University Of Me
Romaine explains our drama yesterday, Mad Men has a little something extra on HBO Max, Tim in IL talks Northern Exposure, Miley Cyrus is engaged, Gabby is going to be a pilot, University of Oklahoma student sues over essay, Rowdy in NY talks University of Me, Oxford word of the year is Rage Bait, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in CO talks Heated Rivalry, JD in WVa talks Heated Rivalry, Tony in Vegas talks Heated Rivalry and Luigi Mangione, Romaine says good bye to her therapist, menopause helped by organ meat, Katy Perry fights a veteran, Bob in WI talks abandoned buildings, Derek missed big opportunities, Tom Terrific talks Romaine’s ambitions, Fortune Feimster plays a beaver in Zootopia 2, Universal Studios drops Lucy Ricardo and isn’t the only one.
12.01.25- Mr. And Mrs. Claus Get Hot
Short show! Romaine explains today’s tech drama and finds something gross, Elfster update, Gabby gets Christmas spirit, Heated Rivalry is horny, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks homeowners, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Derek’s family on Unwanted Words, Chaz in La talks Christmas movies, Stranger Things, The Witcher, and the American Revolution.
11.28.25- Revisiting Christmas
Derek sings it out for the holidays, Romaine contemplates cutting an album, guest Alonso Duralde joins the show to discuss his updated book Gave Yourself A Movie Little Christmas, what makes a holiday classic a classic and the current state of holiday movies in cable and streaming.
11.27.25.- Go Go Boy On The Floor
Guest DJ Reimer, author of Go-Go Boy: Memoirs from the Kitchen Floor to the Dance Floor joins the show to talk about Lil Old Larry in Pasadena, how he got started stripping, what people expect for a dollar and his future plans.
11.26.25- Pumpkin Lie
Derek talks pumpkin pie, DNRcast app navigation, Derek sees something and says something, Bob in WI talks street Splenda, Tara Reid update, WTF France man makes 200 women have to pee, Louvre heist gets four more arrests, Colliers in TX talks diamonds and Thanksgiving, coffee helps you stay crazy longer, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs talks recycling, Ric in El Paso talks Thanksgiving, Jeff in Palm Springs double hooks on Oz, anti-obesity day, D4vd Tesla update from LAPD, Indiana woman gives birth in truck after hospital discharge, Happy Jack talks pregnancy, and Last Call ends the show.
11.25.25- Clothes Minded
Derek has a baby update, Campbell’s soup in hot water, Lil Ole Larry talks DJ Reimer, Italian man pretends to be his dead mother for three years, Robert Irwin injured ahead of DWTS finale, Cameron Kasky in a twink off, Mark Kelly in trouble, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Wicked For Good, Rowdy in NY talks Oz, Robert in San Antonio timeshifts on upset stomach, Queen of Versailles flopping and Draco succeeding, Thai woman almost cremated alive, Jeremy talks Michigan, All’s Fair gets renewed by HULU, Sir Laughs A Lot talks And Just Like That, Louis CK is dating, Tara Reid drugged in a bar, and Trey in LA talks Tara Reid,
11.24.25- Put Your Flashers On
Derek has a lost baby, Romaine heads to the dump, IA man flashes his junk from the side of the road, Derek remembers the Alamo, Wicked For Good, Derek harassed by a fly, Romaine has dueling lawyers, Kevin Spacey not homeless, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks The Morning Show, Bridget in AZ talks Kevin Spacey, Beau in LA talks Kevin Spacey, Bob in Philly talks Wicked, Ken Burns American Revolution on PBS, Romie is back and Romaine wants more color, Carnival cruise murder, Ric in El Paso talks TCM movies, and Comey case gets tossed.
11.21.25- Dinner With Wolves
DNR will be around next week, Romaine has a house update, grizzly bear attacks students in Canada, Yellowstone tourist meets a pack of wolves,, Derek fights with his new neighbors, Lily Tomlin a mess at the Oscars, female crash test dummies are here, Wendy Williams update, poop frequency linked to mortality, Romaine has a dog encounter, Trump meets Mamdani, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs talks septic drama, Rafi in NYC checks in, Derek syncs with his TV, Steven in Denver talks taxis, Christian in Abilene talks Wicked social media fan, David talksTesla pronunciations, NorCal Brandon talks DNR connections, Dennis in ATL talks Tesla and real estate, Derek gets a haircut, Robert in San Antonio talks Adam Sank, Survivor, Kathy Griffin spends big on her new face, Simone Biles gets a boob job, man in China not waiting for frozen wife to thaw, Kristen Bell surprised to find herself in a new podcast, and Last Call ends the week.