Romaine hosts the listener round table on the recent Love and Joy cruise. Hear from some of your favorite listeners and find out why Derek can’t stop picking up the mic to butt in. Was their bad behavior on this cruise? How did Jesse become Romaine’s listener husband on this trip? And who do the listeners on the panel want to see on a future DNR Cruise?
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This are the best Derek and Romaine shows around as chosen by you, the listeners!
01.20.26 – Heated Ivory
Fan Favorite. Timothy Busfield update, Jenny Slate backs up Blake Lively in text messages, Greenland says no, Critter Chat rogue elephant kills 22 in India, Pluribus, Patterson family update, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks trans athletes, Rowdy talks DNR books, Julia in CA talks exercise, Sir Laughs A Lot talks hot flashes, Rowdy in NY talks AbFab, IKEA has a Valentines Day dinner, Nathan in CO talks shopping, Lisa talks moving, Katie in Nashville talks dishes, Brent talks San Antonio, Derek has weather update, Ric from the Pig talks love sectional, and Adam in ATL talks farty pussy.
10.16.25- Queen Of The Con
Author and podcast host Johnathan Walton joins to talk about his experience being conned by a good friend and how he has turned that into a mission to prevent other people from being conned. Don’t be fooled by fake Irish heiresses! DNR are the real deal.
09.01.25 – Show Me Your Chicken
Fan Favorite! Richard Hatem joins DNR to talk about his Paranormal Bookshelf podcast, Derek talks high school drama, Romaine has a paranormal encounter, and Rich heads to West Virginia to encounter the Mothman.
04.29.25 – Gut Reno
Fan Favorite! DNR has a fart walk update, Dan in Orlando talks fart walks, Derek has a real estate update, NYC man arrested for defiling corpse on R train, Cabaret theatergoer has disturbing snack, Jesse in Sacramento talks subscriptions, Romaine’s sauerkraut recipe, JD in WVa talks sauerkraut, Tom Terrific talks sauerkraut, Iris’s cooking, Mark in Buffalo talks sauerkraut and Lucy Lawless, Jeopardy hotness, Eric in NM talks sauerkraut, Kathy in OH talks sauerkraut, Hooker Hotline, NorCal Brandon timeshifts on fart walks moving and pickleball, Christian in Abilene talks Pie Pants, Billy in Philly says hi, Monotone Marc talks small kitchens, Hetero Awesome Fest coming to Idaho, Tom Terrific talks Hetero Fest, Pie Patnts gets assassinated in game, Amazon not adding tariffs to the listed prices, and MI mailman delivers the cash.
03.11.25 – Catch Of The Day
Live Love Podcast cruise update, Derek saw Johnny Cankles a listener and too many cybertrucks in Florida, Tony in Vegas talks cybertruck, Chaz in La talks Lady Gaga, Derek closes a deal, Jesse in Sacramento talks big moves, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks A Thing Happened On The Way To Forum and The Traitors UK, Matt in Philly talks boombox and bottoming , The Traitors US finale, Chaz in La talks BBC, Jonathan in Nashville talks Traitors US, Wendy Williams update, Massachusetts fishermen catch a woman in a net, Sir Laughs A Lot talks body at sea, and Happy Jack talks burial at sea.
01.16.25 – Long Suffering Spouses Club
Fan Favorite! Surprise in studio guests sister Trish and werewife Iris, Ilde in AZ talks Trish, Adam in ATL talks Iris, Tom Terrific talks marriage drama, Billy in Philly talks Trish, Pie Pants gets a graduation present, Romaine Trish and Iris walk favorite family members, Trish interested in the Hooker Hotline, Matt from Philly talks long calls, Sir Laughs A Lot has a Derek AMA, Peeps has a new flavor, Romaine’s town getting a new factory, Jesse talks candy and donuts, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks NBC, Days Of Our Lives, Marc double dips on commercials, Beyonce Bowl feedback, Eaton fire cause, Little Old Larry timeshifts on Jeopardy and hiding food, Disneyland gives hotel rooms to employees, Rachel Maddow back to five days per week, SCOTUS talks PornHub, and Last Call ends the show.
01.03.25 – Bring Your Own Hole
Fan Favorite! Beyonce Bowl, what are people freaking out about: Christmas parades and sinkholes, Red One, Sound of Music, Tyler in NorCal talks Northern California, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs double dips on holiday shows and the crate, NorCal Brandon talks crate and elfster, Ben in Seattle timeshifts on DNRcast app, Billy in Philly missed us, Larry in Pasadena talks poop, Matt in Philly talks public bathroom action, Travis in CT talks pretend shoppers, Dan talks crate and poop, man peed on in business class, and It Ends With Us lawsuit.
11.01.24 – Putting The Dick In Dictionary
Fan Favorite! Derek is a mess, Romaine answers the phone, The Mad Painter revealed, Derek’s Halloween gag is a hit, Romaine catches fire, MT camper suspect caught, United passenger punches a sleeping guy for no reason, voter has altercation over hat, Romaine has anxiety, Armando in Miami talks LatinX, Tony in Vegas talks election anxiety, Rachel Zegler has Broadway Halloween, Hooker Hotline, Scott in Austin talks Sesame Street, Chris in WA talks Agatha All Along, Matt in Philly talks Nashville move, Billy in Philly talks work fights, Julia in CA talks periods, man has cockroach in his intestines, Ilde in AZ talks cockroach, Elfster ends soon, Dolly Parton reveals her favorite song, and Last Call ends the week.
09.16.24 – Grade Pending
Fan Favorite! Derek has issues with ABC, Shogun and Hacks win big at the Emmys, Dan in Orlando talks product placements and The Bear, Ric in El Paso talks Emmys, Baby Reindeer, Chimp Crazy, Derek goes to lunch at Sushi Yasuda, What Is Happening Jayson talks AI, Tyler in NorCal talks fancy food, Nathan in CO talks sushi, Jesse in Sacramento talks sushi and obituaries, Tom Terrific talks sushi and The Bear, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in St Louis talks sugar free candy, Ben in Seattle talks selling out, Tony in Vegas talks Madonna and Gangs of London, Matt from Philly talks Gypsy, Trump gets another attempt, Jane’s Addiction fist fight, JD in wVa talks Perry Farrell, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez make out, Sao Paolo mayoral debate ends in fight, and Romaine gets some lumber and a big bill,
07.12.24- Bee Swell
Fan Favorite. Derek horrified twice by medical emergencies, George in SF talks coughing fit, Rust trial update, Critter Chat woman attacked by spider, gay furries hack Heritage Foundation, UK man stung by bee on the eyeball, Derek startled by a rabbit and sees some deer and a fox, Romie meets a bear, Prince Harry gets an ESPY Award, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks cool cups and Olympics, Nita talks jello shots, Jeff in Palm Springs calls in from GALA Choruses, Tony in Vegas talks Rust case, Giuliani bankruptcy case tossed, Japan has new uniforms, Rob in FL talks The Boyfriend, Frankie Grande says Ariana is not a cannibal, The Idea Of You, Beekeeper, Atlas, The Bear, Robert in San Antonio talks The Bear, DNR have plant updates, and Last Call ends the week.
05.07.24- Penis Face Cat
Fan Favorite. Derek talks tree mystery, Travis in CT talks Girls5Eva, DNR penis goes viral, Romaine ready to adopt a teen, Equinox has new $40,000 membership, Mark Zuckerberg grows a beard, Adam from Scruffytown pleases Romaine, King Charles too busy to see Prince Harry, Romaine visits the post office, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN is back, Brian in Columbus talks Queer As Folk, Matt in Philly talks Met Gala, Derek headed to a block party, Trey in LA talks cinco de mayo and cereal bars, DNR talk bad food, George in SF talks corn, and Britney Spears says she was gaslit and her BF may be a deadbeat,
03.27.24- The Gas We Pass
Fan Favorite. Hump Day, Stuart in Rochester thinks the body is fine, Twitter goes off on DEL , Utah NCAA team harassed in Idaho, NYC women keep getting punched, DNR deal with crazy people detached from reality, Cuba Gooding Jr. brought into Diddy drama, Derek tries to be a good person, Romaine encounters a sad girl, Twitter fight over fart video, Tom Terrific talks Bethenny Frankel, Adam in ATL talks farts, Chris in Mass talks peeing cicadas, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks lottery, Tyler in NorCal talks lottery and farts, Truth Social goes public, Nathan in St. Louis talks podcast strategy, Derek reviews The Bulwark, Matt in Philly talks mattresses and sleep apnea, Ben in Seattle talks robot vacuums, and Tom Terrific talks robot vacuums.
03.25.24 – Get A Leg Up
Fan Favorite (for farts from Uranus). Critter chat Derek has a slutty bird, Cameron Diaz has a new baby, Diddy gets his house raided, CA zombie man, Derek unfurls a new purchase, Iris is sick, Adam talks farts, Chaz in La talks farts and Madonna, Tony in Vegas talks farts, Happy Jack talks old farts, Derek is a nosy neighbor and gets a name check, Hooker Hotline, Travis in CT talks Girls 5 Eva and Grey’s Anatomy, SVU turns 26, Rich in Encinitas talks famous high school alum, Tif and Katie in IN talk genealogy, Christian in Abilene gets meta about Adam from Sissytown, Rafi talks Loveland party, Meghan Markle is a US citizen, And Just Like That loses another actor, and astronaut deals with congestion and space nightmares.
02.19.24- Hot Mex 2024 Listener Round Table
Romaine hosts a listener round table on the 2024 Hot Mex Cruise. Find out what the listeners really think of the other callers, the newly updated DNRCast App and DNR. Plus, they discuss what really happened at Romaine’s karaoke on the ship!
01.18.24- All The Right Shmoos
NY is too cold, Derek tries to rescue a dog, LaundroMatt trapped at home, Beau in LA talks Oregon weather, Mark in Buffalo talks good neighbors generations and podcast shorthand, Chicago Tesla graveyard, Tyler in NorCal talks YouTube code words and cold cars, Ben talks Tesla, DNR have an intern update, True Detective, Jodie Foster was almost in Star Wars, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville talks Ron Desantis, Stacy in VA talks Cory Allen and Dollywood, Jeff in PS talks The Color Purple, Ric From The Pig talks mascots, house comes with unwanted parts, NC woman eaten by a car wash, and Emma Stone wants to go on Jeopardy.
12.04.23 – Bros Before Ros
Derek and Romaine switch places, Derek gets the Celebrity treatment, Ajay is a light sleeper, LGA is the shit now, Jeff in CA has a Gay Problem, Derek hits the sex club, Rafi is an actor on a new app, Derek and Ajay talk strip clubs, Monotone Marc talks Survivor, Jeff in Palm Springs talks commercials and Lady Bunny, Hooker Hotline, Nita in TX talks friendsgiving, Darryl in Sun City talks Adam from Sissytown, Michael in Nashville talks Julia Child, Gary in CT talks Hot Mex cruise and strippers, Jesse in CA talks strippers Tucker in Chicago talks self checkout and Fellow Travelers, Derek embarrasses himself at the car rental, New Month Who Dis?, George Santos gets expelled and joins Cameo, Rizz is the Oxford word of the year and Tom Holland is having none of it,
11.16.23 – A Different Kind Of Cheek Slapping
Fan Favorite. Elfster update, Derek has a Thanksgiving update, George Santos in more hot water, David Zaslav says writers were right, Drew Carey spent a fortune on the writers, Romaine meets some teens, What Is Happening Jayson talks gifts schools, Chaz in La talks kids, Canadian hikers rescued after following Google Maps, China may send us more pandas, Romaine has a tick encounter, Tom Terrific talks bedbugs, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Will Smith, Michael in Nashville talks Pink, Still Hookin’ Tracy talks Gwyneth Paltrow musical, Martha Stewart cancels Thanksgiving, Bobby Berk explains why he is leaving Queer Eye, Happy Jack talks cooking, Ric From The Pig talks Dollywood, Travis Kelce old tweets delight, Survivor Sucks Dan timeshifts on Survivor and Elfster, Snoop Dogg gives up smoking, French woman sells painting to Louvre from her kitchen, and JD in WVa talks art.
09.29.23- A Right To Bare Arms
Cromulent joins the dictionary, NYC has a flash flood warning, Derek has a tech update, What Is Happening Jayson talks NYC floods, Marc in MN talks chat, Taylor Swift to attend the Jets game this weekend, Tyler in NorCal talks football, Sophie Turner has the receipts, Ric From The Pig talks Super Bowl and government shutdown, Mike talks recovery, Survivor chatter, Tom Terrific talks Survivor, Philly Marrott has another stiff in the john, Dianne Feinstein RIP, Senate updates the dress code, Hooker Hotline, Tim in ATL talks time limits, Marc in MN wants a longer show, Marvin in Syracuse talks cars, Jeff in Palm Springs talks cars, listener butt dial, pesto doesn’t care, DNR want you to get boosted, Nita is attacked by lesbians who smell like sawdust, Hillary Clinton wins an Emmy and now Romaine wants one, Billy in Philly loves people, Titanic the musical coming to theaters, Jeff in Palm Springs double dips on Jubilee and Tony in Vegas remembers it, Kelly Clarkson has a boob out at her show, Greatest Showman coming to Broadway, and Last Call ends the week.
09.28.23 – Paralyzed By Pesto
Fan Favorite! Derek says please clap for the GOP debate, Britney Spears gets a welfare check, Nathan in CO talks Britney dance, Romaine has taekwondo sticker shock, Happy Jack talks money well spent, Brazilian woman paralyzed by pesto, Romaine hates everyone on Survivor, Stuart in Rochester talks Kia, Jesse in Sacramento timeshifts on Sabina, superconductor paper retracted, Tyler in NorCal talks exploding cars, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN talks testicles, David talks big boy cars and Madonna, Rafi doesn’t have time for us, Larry in Pasadena talks Animaniacs, Marvin in Syracuse talks Kia, Derek talks Tik Tok, X-tina is in NYC, DNR talk call time clock, Tom Terrific doesn’t like the clock, Rowdy talks timer, Olivia Rodrigo is afraid of birds, Dumbledore RIP, Billy in Philly talks Kia, Cher may have had Elijah Blue kidnapped, and Sophie Turner staying at Taylor Swift’s NYC apartment.
09.19.23-From Toe To Taint
The plane has been Derek fights with his sourdough starter, baby born in India with many extra fingers, John Waters gets a star on the Walk Of Fame, Elon Musk wants to charge for Twitter, TikTok picture day haircut goes viral, WGA update, Tyler in NorCal talks viral TikTok, George in SF talks Pop figures, Mexico doubles down on alien autopsies, Romaine deals with the Pattersons, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc timeshifts on remodeled stores, Sherri in TX timeshifts on Reconstruction, Happy Jack talks The 13th, Rafi goes bilingual, Nita loves time limits, Tim from Michigan talks Looking, Ben in Seattle talks sex toys and Madonna, Julia in CA talks recruitment, Tim in Illinois talks cookbook, Japanese tourists accidentally get $700 worth of crab, and Tom Terrific talks fancy dinner.
08.17.23 – What It Is Ho
Fan Favorite! Derek has a new summer jam, Romaine gets a surprise visitor, Hurricane Hilary heads to SoCal, DNR dig into ice cream, Selena Gomez Single Soon, Romaine is a thoughtful husband, Tony in Vegas talks dishwashers, Trey in LA talks dishwashers, IL norovirus outbreak from a single restaurant worker, woman fills water bottle in Trevi fountain, Oscar Wilde correction, Billy in Philly talks Trevi fountain and dirty habits, Sir Laughs A Lot disappointed by his lack of sex, Taryn Manning apologizes for married man rant, Sir Laughs A Lot has a rebuttal, Judy Garland gets canceled, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Heartstopper, Marvin in Syracuse talks Barbie and Red Cross, Doug in CT talks toilet seats, Henrietta Lacks family settles, Luke Valentine sorry he got kicked off Big Brother, and And Just Like That has underwear drama.
08.07.23 – Forever Broken
We are nominees, DNR have a surprising listener, Nathan in CO talk Apple apps and Big Brother, Happy Jack talks Android, Mattel is selling Weird Barbie, Rob in FL has an Android hack and Barbie, Romaine reviews Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Colliers in TX talks YouTube, Twitch star causes a riot, Romaine tries something new in social media, Pee Wee Herman RIP, William Friedkin has some commentary for you, Romaine encounters spiders, DNR hit the roof, WHAM doc, Heartstopper, Vegas man arrested for murder of roommate, Flip The Strip, Hooker Hotline, Luke in WI talks holiday crate, Ben in Seattle talks Pacific Place, Billy in Philly has good news, woman goes viral in fight over airpods, WTF FL 32 cars found in a lake, Somebody Somewhere, Red White And Royal Blue, DNR read books and watch commercials, Joe Biden and Zoom want you back at the office, and Doris is remembers for what she passed down.
07.17.23 – Tongue Punch Your Fart Hole
Derek jinxed us but Romaine is back, Arafat closes, Ariana Grande and Sofia Vergara divorcing their husbands, Dolly Parton will never retire, woman says Skims shapewear saved her life, Derek digs into Glamorous, Nathan in CO talks Somebody Somewhere and Jury Duty, Dame Edna’s Neighborhood Watch, Ms. Marvel to air on ABC in August, What is Happening Jayson and George in SF talk Last Call, Hooker Hotline, Jen in LA talks slugging, Larry in Pasadena talks Derek’s Little Meatball, Derek makes a pizza, Rachel in CAN talks bear critter chat, last calls take over Hooker Hotline, Rowdy taks theater Camp, Tyler in NorCal talks dad jokes, Adam in ATL has sexy talk, Romaine celebrates her anniversary, Critter Chat woman bitten by bear and man lost at sea with his dog, Tom Terrific talks missing Alabama woman Carlee Russell, and Nathan in CO double dips on kidnapping.
06.23.23 – DNR Live With Mike And Kyle Of Gayish
Derek and Romaine hit the road and broadcast live from Hula Hula in Seattle with Mike and Kyle from the Gayish Podcast. The hot topic is boobs and this foursome has a lot to say on the subject. Our first remote broadcast in nine years and it is a fun return to form.
05.18.23 – Clam Jam
Fan Favorite! Ajay drops by for a hot show, Derek gets called out, Romaine annoyed with the foxes, WDW closing the Galactic Starcruiser, LaundroMatt talks Star Wars, Eddie from ATL talks vagina museum, WDW cancels Imagineering move, Jeff in PS talks Disney’s America, Romaine is mad at her local theater, Americans are depressed, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in CO talks penis museum, Billy in Philly talks Anna Nicole Smith, Monotone Marc talks NYC celebrity sightings, Chad in Seattle talks penis museum, George in SF talks penis, JD in WVa talks Lilith Fair, Tyler in NorCal talks penis, Oscar Meyer rebrands the weinermobile, Eric in NM talks straight penis, Margaret Cho is LA Pride grand marshall, LA Dodgers pride night, Brian in Columbus talks Sisters, and DNR talk summer pride.
04.14.23 – Twenty Years
Romie Pie Pants opens our 20th anniversary show, Derek remembers the early days, Sir Laughs A Lot talks favorites, Kim in CT talks favorites, Romaine reflects on the past, special guest Donny #TheWorst, Nathan in CO talks the future, JD in WVa talks favorites, Adam in ATL talks early days, classic clip of Iris’s vagina, special guest Ducky Doolittle, Hooker Sherri has memories, classic clip with Charo, Tony in Vegas talks favorites, DNR talks classic moments with guests, special guests Frank DeCaro and Jim Colucci, classic clip of Derek’s sex life, special guest Adam Sank, Julie from Cleveland talks anniversary, special guest Lainie Speiser, Ilde in AZ talks favorites, Billy in Philly keeps it short, Happy Jack talks favorites, LaundroMatt talks anniversary, Billy in Philly times two, special guest Dennis Hensley, Big Peter talks favorites, special guest Judy and Ann, special guest Katie Kate Kates, Hooker Jesse is honored, Ben in Seattle talks favorites, classic clip Jackie Collins, Hooker Tim in MI talks history, Hooker Mark in Buffalo shares memories, Hooker Vee talks favorite moments, George in SF talks Lynda Carter, special guest Chris Rice, special guest Jonathan Valdez, special guest Anne and Kelli, Hooker Lisa keeps it short, Hooker Rob in FL says happy anniversary, Hooker Ted in Lancaster talks favorites, Hooker Ric From The Pig has happy memories, Kathryn in AZ has a dad joke, Hooker Julia in CA favorite things, Barbara Please, special guest Tom Goss, Chaz in La loves the show, Eric in NM is grateful, classic clips Christopher Sieber swears, What Is Happening Jayson cheers the show, special guest Brian J. Moylan, Rowdy tries to last call, Stanton in Austin is shocked, and Romaine has her final thoughts.
04.05.23- Walk Farts
Fan Favorite. Swishy drops by, Don Lemon subject of bombshell report, Gillian Anderson nipple watch, Romaine has a squirrel friend update, Nathan in CO talks squirrels, April calendar recap, Tom Brady and Reese Witherspoon dating?, staying together for the kids, Happy Jack talks prenups and Don Lemon, The View has to add coasters, farts gone wrong, Jesse in Sacramento talks farts, Tom Terrific talks mall farts, Hooker Hotline, Doug in CT talks hallucinating seniors, Julia in Union City talks grandparents, Nathan in CO talks freezers, Harry Potter TV reboot considered, Monotone Marc talks Harry Potter, Siskel & Ebert are back, Paltrow lawyer mistaken for Clark Kent, Billy in Philly talks Marla Maples, George in SF talks Clark Kent and pets, and Critter Chat has primates fooled by the French Drop.
03.22.23 – Unemployed Vagina
Fan Favorite! Derek has to go to a fancy event, Chevrolet is discontinuing the Camaro, Romaine’s vagina is still unloved, Rob in FL has tech questions and cruise penis, Derek and JayBee talk generous people, Tyler in NorCal talks farts, George in SF talks hookup apps, Dick Van Dyke in car accident, Gwyneth Paltrow in ski accident case, Ric in El Paso talks JayBee and Love Island, Nathan in CO talks History of the World and Cuck On Earth and Gwyneth Paltrow, Tom Terrific talks skiing, more celebrity farts, Tony in Vegas talks farts, Travis in CT talks farts, LaundroMatt doesn’t want our farts, Larry in Pasadena talks Rafi and Gay Mens Chorus, Monotone Marc talks Rafi, Billy in Philly talks to Katie Kate Kates and Rafi, Hooker Hotline, Fabuloso, and then there was a lot more after Derek left but no one bothered to finish this description so you’ll just have to keep listening to see how this car crash ends!
03.16.23 – Load Bearing Underwear
Fan Favorite! Andrew Christian has new underwear, infected eye drops lead to problems, Romie collects zeroes, Sabin still crazy, Rowdy talks viruses, Billy in Philly talks China, Tyler in NorCal forgot why he called, Tom Terrific talks moist undergirding, Phantom Of The Opera might be coming back, Critter Chat Oklahoma woman attacked by pet monkey, Sir Laughs A Lot talks deadly pets, Kraft addresses the cheese tax, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks drugs, Rowdy in NY talks Children Of A Lesser God, James the Serious talks purse dogs, Mara from Mass has a list, Jesse in Sacramento talks sign language, David Geffen gets married, Paris Hilton stayed inappropriately after school, Happy Jack plays Guess My Load, St. Patrick’s Day falls on Friday, Chris in Mass talks underwear, Romaine nods off, Survivor talk, TV viewers won’t watch until a show is finishes, and Chaz in La talks public domain.