Romaine loses it, What is everyone freaking out about today: drones and toxic utensils, Jeff asks about rural gay issues, Happy Jack talks rural gays, Derek gets a chaotic haircut, MegaMillions is big, man sues after he only gets half his lottery winnings, Taco Bell adds chicken nuggets to the menu, Romaine gets a new monitor, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly strikes out, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Wizard of Oz, Jesse in Sacramento talks crates, Alice in NYC talks Fun Home and Survivor, Adele accused of plagiarism, clay Aiken lost half his fans when he came out, Elsbeth has a whole Teddy episode, and Frasier still not gay enough.
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07.05.23 – Ladies And The Tram
DNR are back, SCOTUS rules against the gays, And Just Like That, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Sex And The City, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg to cage match while Meta launches Threads, Babyface leaves Anita Baker tour, Pink gets ashes and a wheel of cheese, Adele claps back with tee shirts, Fire Island twink roasted over chicken tenders, sharks swarm around New York beaches, Pie Pants was a mostly good travel companion, Ric In El Paso talks favorite concert, Patti LaBelle calls out for her background singers again, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks gay choruses, July 3rd hottest day on record, Jeff in Palm Springs has an Orlando meet-up, Nathan in St. Louis talks the Pit Stop, Madonna lands in the hospital, JD in WVa talks Madonna, New Month Who Dis?, and MA woman gets stuck in the mud for three days.
06.20.23 – Drawn From Mammary
Romaine might flash the crowd in Seattle, Army launching tactical bras, Adele gets jock itch from spandex, Titanic submersible update, GA oily penny wage theft case resolved, Liz Truss found head of lettuce comparison hurtful, Bebe Rexha hit with a cell phone, Trump gets a court date, GOP tackles housing first programs, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN checks in, Billy in Philly has a dumb question, Rob in FL talks Titanic sub, Sir Laughs A Lot talks airtags, Katie talks Starlink, Ilde in AZ talks retold stories, AI is eating itself, Nathan in St. Louis talks Derek’s book, Nathan in CO talks Black Mirror, Romie passes, AI helps complete an old Beatles song, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Black Mirror, and Joan Rivers card catalog gets a new home.
02.22.23 – Hump That Ash
Hump that ash, Jesse in Sacramento has a suggestion, Derek has an HVAC update, Ilde in AZ has questions, Survivor Sucks Dan talks home improvements, Mindhunter don’t coming back for season three, Polish woman reveals her mom, wonky helmets for wonky heads, DNR compare Facebook reels, Sir Laughs A Lot is ready to roll, Tim from MI talks triangle of sadness, NFL player arrested over altercation with gay son, Lent and the stations of the cross, Tom Terrific talks Ash Wednesday, Reels update, Traitors UK, Nita in San Antonio talks Traitors, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks surgery, ANF commentary, Eddie in Tampa talks holidays and Hot Mex, DNR are turned into AI, Starbucks adding a new ingredient, Brent in Austin talks fancy coffee, Shamrock Shake is back, VA orders woman to bottle feed her baby, King Charles gets turned down by Adele and Ed Sheeran, Monotone Marc talks Parade, NYC arson update and no one wants to work five days a week.
11.02.22 – A Cow For Christmas
This November has lots of nuts, Romaine spreads joy, Christmas is coming, Peacock to stream Hallmark holiday movies, Jesse in Sacramento talks Christmas cows, Critter Chat WA woman attacked twice by the same owl, Billy in Philly buys a car, lost family dog is found, messy break-up behavior, #TeamStephen talks dating crazy guys, Tyler in NorCal talks togetherness, Romaine loses some neighbors, Julie Powell RIP, Romaine changes up her butter habits, LaundroMatt talks salty cookies, George in SF talks Christina Applegate and the Surreal Life, Hooker Hotline, Ric In El Paso had a great time, Carl Nassib is a Swiftie, man squats as a Stanford student, Liam Hemsworth replacing Henry Cavill in The Witcher, LaundroMatt has thoughts, Stargirl ending and DNR have deep thoughts on other CW shows, Romaine tries to be an old wise lesbian, Chaz in La talks drag queens, Happy Jack talks new and old shows, Jennifer Lawrence didn’t listen to Adele, beauty pageant contestants fall in love and a trans woman buys Miss Universe.
07.25.22- Parlin Merkins
AZ mom gets a wig from her son, Romaine gets her Elton on, new Roomba takes over, Derek digs into The Last Movie Stars, Pie Pants bamboozles a neighbor and then misses coffee, kids get in the way of sex, Big Brother, Romaine wants an owl box, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Mike Pence and Last Call, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on big d energy, Christian in Abilene talks ComicCon, DNR sniff the stars, Billy in Philly talks Sharon Stone, Bridget in AZ talks Brad Pitt, Choco Taco getting discontinued, Severance and See, CO man votes for missing wife, Harvey Weinstein smelled like poo according to new book, and Adele reschedules Vegas residency.
01.28.22-Kissing A Corpse
DNR hunker down for winter, Jesse in Sacramento talks Encanto and future plans, Pittsburgh bridge collapses, LaundroMatt talks lead pipes in Portland, DNR talk earthquakes, Billy in Philly talks collapsed bridges and listener feedback, Joe Exotic gets his sentence reduced, Dom in Seattle talks freeway names, And Just Like That tampon demonstration, Adam talks vaginas, Adele residency may not happen, LaundroMatt double dips on Vegas, Britney made less than her lawyer, Tom Terrific talks Adele, Hooker Hotline, Rick From The Pig talks Q Force, Tony in Vegas talks residencies, Rick From The Pig double dips on Bring It On, JD in WVa talks the Hobbit, Jeff in PS talks Sleeping Beauty and Encanto, Marvin in Syracuse talks electric vehicles, Tyler in NorCal talks electric cars, Mara in Mass is worried about Derek, DNR talk underwear, Octomom kids turn 13, WTF FL police pick up the wrong man, Kanye spreads rumors about Pete Davidson, White House gets a new cat named Willow, Survivor Sucks Dan votes for Wednesday to be a Fan Favorite and is mistaken for a criminal, and Last Call ends the week.
01.24.22 – A Bad Crystal Trip
Romaine is doing great, Derek has some old business, Crystal Cruises drama, Tyler in NorCal is not ready, Rob in FL talks Crystal Cruises, Romaine has a drunken adventure and Jayson in NYC has thoughts, Jonathan Freeman hangs up his cobra staff as Jafar, James Snyder fired as Harry Potter, Sarah Palin tests positive ahead of trial, Chaz in La and Tyler in NorCal talk covid stats, Hooker Hotline, Kristie in Nashville has some quick updates, Sex Lives Of College Girls, Monotone talks Drag Race, Nita in San Antonio is ready for Hola Nola, Chaz in La talks And Just Like That, Whoopi returns for Picardo, Derek gets into Encanto, Jeff in PS talks about Bruno, CT man arrested over racist smoothie rant, Billy in Philly talks Merrill Lynch and glycolic toner, Spice Girls to reunite at wedding, and Adele getting blamed for show postponement.
01.21.22 – Dateline DNR
Today is Friday, Meatloaf Louie Anderson Shelley Ackerman and Andre Leon Talley RIP, Tony in Vegas talks Adele cancelation, George in SF talks family, Billy in Philly deep dives into the obituaries, Romaine is in a good mood because her house is clean, Chaz in La is also in a great mood, Derek is working 10 to 3, Pete Davidson and Colin Jost buy a Staten Island ferry, Sex And The City characters same age as the Golden Girls, What Is Happening Jayson talks And Just Like That, Derek is getting into The Gilded Age and American Auto, Hooker Hotline, Simpsons references, Chance in NY has some good news, Nathan in St. Louis talks Jeff in PS and DNA as destiny, Oscar bait talk about Swan Song and Encanto, Jeff in PS and LaundroMatt talks Encanto, Winnie the Pooh enters the public domain, DNR learn something new about bassett hounds, Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra have a baby, Andrew Garfield loses out as Prince Caspian over not being handsome enough, Gayle King bidding war, Tom Terrific wants a date, and Last Call ends the week.
05.08.20 – Step Dad Jokes
DNR deal with listener shade, Romaine takes a day off, Queen’s Brian May shreds his glutes, Souplantation RIP, Craig in CA talks buffets and birthdays, Chris in Mass talks Ninja Foodi, Stanton in Austin talks buffets, Jonathan in LA talks Covid at the White House and Drag Race All Stars, Dan in FL talks Zoom and Ninja Foodi, Drag Race All Stars, Ian Frost in trouble for gay rave, Stephen and Jason hit the beach, Marc in MN wants back in the group, Critter Chat has a frog invasion in Derbyshire and bear repellent fail, couples with different taste, Brad Pitt and Alia Shawkat may be dating, Jeff in Palm Springs talks home schooling and All Stars, semi full of cows hits a liquor store, Monotone Marc talks Council of Dads, Jim in Palm Springs talks Pet Judge, Botox for migraines, Les Miz parody, Jonathan in Nashville time shifts on Ellen, Marvin in Syracuse talks social distancing and snow, Marc in MN double dips on his punishment, NorCal Brandon talks Joe Exotic and shopping carts, Mike in China talks leaving the house, Billy in Philly talks Suzanne Whang, Romaine gets new titties, Adele is thin now, NC man wins lottery from a cookie, DNR talk DNA tests, Netflix picks for the weekend are Back to the Future and Snowpiercer, and Last Call ends the week.