Derek is over Christmas, New Month Who Dis?, Ilde in AZ has a ghost call,, Romaine gives an office update, George in SF talks church, MTV shuts down, Katie Kate Kate returns, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks boilers and water heaters, Ric in El Paso talks fireworks, Jonathan in Nashville talks Heated Rivalry, Mark in Buffalo talks retro shows, Romaine tries some local cuisine, Tony in Vegas talks phone issues, Derek is furious at Blue Moon, Mickey Rourke humiliated by his Go Fund Me, Romaine goes sofa shopping, and Derek solves a genealogy mystery.
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10.10.25- A Murder Of Crowes
Derek’s cousin Kane Lynch joins the show to talk about his new graphic novel Reel Life, being at the Scholastic Book Fair, teaching cartooning with his cat P-Nut, the Unwanted Words podcast that dished all the family dirt and what it was like meeting the newest member of Derek’s family.
10.16.24 – Grab A Load And Go
DNR get themselves back together, Liam Payne RIP, Ric in El Paso talks imagine Dragons, Tostitos reverses shrinkflation, Billy in Philly plays Guess My Load, Derek tries a new cereal, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks Gen Z workers, Sherri from TX talks voter registration and genealogy, Ben in Seattle talks wood chipper, Romaine takes a drive and has a medium update, and Bachelorette contestant not trans after all.
07.08.24- The Never Ending Story
We are back! Tim from MI talks splitting up LGBTQ, Mark liked Laura Heywood, Derek to check out Interview With A Vampire, John sticks it to Romaine, holiday crates are back, WDW looking to cast transgender actors in Little Mermaid, Romaine sees Alanis Morissette, Derek has real estate privilege, Romaine splashes around, Hurricane Beryl hits Texas, Derek reconnects with family, Ric in El Paso talks Beach Boys and Cyndi Lauper, Derek reaches out to a star, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse timeshifts on laundry and streaming TV, Jeff in Palm Springs talks GALA Festival, Tim/Tom in Tacoma talks roundabouts, Julia in CA timeshifts on wigs, Billy in Philly talks roundabouts, Larry in Pasadena is over America, Nita talks homophobes, and SC man blows himself up on fourth of July.
05.09.24 – Unemployed Sex Worker
Romaine has secret confessions, Derek explains Operation Party, Tyler in NorCal talks Subaru and wine, Adam in Atlanta talks Subaru, Romaine has a Mr. Big cat update, Tom Terrific has a pet solution, Derek reigns supreme on Wordle, Miss Teen USA also resigns, Ancestry DNA tests lead to a lot of new families, Rowdy in NY talks gay men, Hooker Hotline, Rich ini Encinitas timeshifts on gifts and Survivor, Rafi talks saloons, Larry in Pasadena talks corn salsa, Fraggle Rock sell out, Boy Scouts rebrand to Scouting America, Belgian sex workers get new rights, and Trump has some wins in court.
12.11.23 – A Big Sweet What
Romaine is a Christmas orphan, Derek has a big family tree, Jeff in Modesto has a relationship drama update, Josh in Tampa talks Dragula, Derek explains his DNA misery solution, JD in WVa talks genealogy, Pie Pants gets her black belt, Derek tells a joke, Hooker Hotline, Travis in CT has a gay problem, pedestrian deaths are uo, Billy in Philly talks bagels, Adam Driver hosts SNL, Billy in Philly double dips on bagels, Monotone Marc talks Big Brother, The Gilded Age is back, Jonathan in Nashville talks Yellowjackets and Fargo, Tom Terrific talks The Gilded Age, Billy in Philly connects to the universe, Marvin in Syracuse talks Christmas presents, Macy’s getting bought out, Trey in LA talks Thanksgiving parade and Teachers, hinds Mississippi can’t find people, and NASA’s lost tomato has been found.
05.03.23- He Hails From Dildo
Romaine is a good luck charm, Pie Pants trades up for Panda Express, baby poop study, awkward GQ correction, Canada has a penis iceberg, FAA considering updating their med kits, Trey in LA talks med kits, Colliers in TX talks in flight emergencies, Carrie Fisher getting a star, elk tooth pendant yields ancient DNA, Jesse in Sacramento apologies and talks genealogy, Hooker Hotline, Eric in Portland talks Dildo Whisperer, Julia in CA talks rats, Larry in Pasadena reveals his earliest memory, Kevin Costner divorcing, Sir Laughs A Lot talks marriage, Derek is shocked by fresh gossip, Ilde in AZ talks Romaine’s parents, Gwyneth Paltrow compares her exes, and JLo stuns at the Met Gala.
12.05.22- These Old Systems
Derek tries new features on his TV, GMA hosts taken off the air, SCOTUS takes on gay marriage case, Tom Terrific talks SCOTUS, Jack Daniels sues over dog toys and Tom Terrific has thoughts on this one too, George in SF talks trademarks, Mitzi Purdue auctions off an emerald, Chris in Mass talks Mel Fisher and Christmas trains, Billy in Philly gets scammed, Romaine has house drama, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks NYC homeless, Chad in Seattle defends The Family Stone, Elf and Spirited, Marvin in Syracuse talks Walk Of Fame and holiday crate, Kimberly in OH talks adoption, Jonathan in Nashville time shifts on Twitter, Nathan in St Louis double dips on the holiday crate, Monotone Marc talks Gaslight, Julie in NC timeshifts on adoption, Happy Jack talks donors, and Jeopardy champ has a weird lunch order.
07.30.19 – You Better Protect Your Nut Better
DNR don’t have total recall of yesterday, Romie has summertime sadness, Romaine wants to be a lady of leisure, Colliers in TX talks Pop Tarts, being a lady of liesure world, Tony in Vegas keeps busy, problematic porn tattoos, Romaine is jealous of renovations, Romaine steals Iris’ nut, DNR want more child labor, George in SF talks stolen funds, an Instagram model sells a surprising product, Romaine is headed to the movies this week, woman leaves secret in a freezer, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL time shifts on a DNA Stanton in Austin talks freezer baby, Julie time shifts on adoption issues, Sir Laughs A Lot talks adopted kids, Titus Burgess vs. Andy Cohen, Jeff in Palm Springs has a What’s That Smell, Dem debate tonight, Bachelorette comes clean, and Buzzfeed has a disturbing fashion trend.