Mitch McConnell could be alive, reflecting pool gets stapled, Noam has a great idea for Barbra, Ella Langley song of the summer, Iris going full Texas, Romie gets a surprise, Phoenix gets too hot, Derek gets into Thai ice tea, Purple Rain coming to Broadway, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks Social Security, Ric in El Paso talks The Odyssey, Carnival Cruise lady update, Matt in Philly talks 9 to 5, JD in WVa talks TMZ, Iran not going well, CA man lost at sea for 30 days, and Mamdani rolls out second home tax.
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03.16.26 – Turkish Delight
Derek melts down over a recycling bin, Romaine unpacks her life, The Oscars, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Oscars, Bob in WI talks Barbra Streisand, Tom Terrific talks Barbra Streisand, JD in WVa talks Diane Warren, Bob in WI double dips, on Oscars, Iran may have a gay Ayatollah, Tom Terrific talks Oscars, Hooker Hotline, Turkish delight, Chaz in La talks Sinners, The Traitors UK, Dolly Parton opens Dollywood, Romaine gets her birthday gift, Harry Styles queerbaiting, lesbian dinner etiquette, and Rowdy in NY apologizes.
03.04.26 – Elmo No More
ELMO no more, Derek deals with recycling problems, Dan in Orlando talks lamp shades, Tom Terrific talks lamp shades, Tony in Vegas talks lamps, Alice in NY talks lamps, Romaine gets rid of old crap, RFK Jr. takes on Dunkin Donuts, Steve Kornacki gets his own channel, Happy Jack talks MSNow, Barbra Streisand may sing at the Oscars, Tom Terrific talks Rob Rausch, Robert in San Antonio talks The Traitors, Romaine gets organized, Jeff in Palm Springs talks organizing, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks internet and Romaine’s new house, Jonathan in Nashville talks tech issues, Derek has family memories, Romaine has a Valentine’s Day fail, CA math teacher on leave over fat girl quiz, Iris mom update, Matt in Philly talks big cross, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck back on The View.
11.14.23 – Sewer Gas
PA pizza place shuts down, Derek gets recognized, Oreos accused of shrinkflation, Nathan in CO talks food,WDW cracks down on third party tour guides and people keep pooping on rides, Ric from the Pig talks pooping, Tyler in NorCal talks Folsom, Pink passing out banned books in FL, Margot Robbie trying to buy Britney’s memoir, Chaz in La talks Color Purple, Jesse in Sacramento talks biopic casting, Tony in Vegas talks Rachel Maddow and fights in Congress, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Beckham, Eric Adams investigation, Billy in Philly talks Whoopi Goldberg, Tom Terrific talks birds, Critter Chat horse gets loose on plane, CBS announces new TV season but Matlock postponed, Romaine makes dinner, Derek changes his routine, SNL parodies Britney Spears and Troye Sivan, Jenny Hutt heads to Shark Tank, and Barbra Streisand inspires Aerosmith.
01.20.23 – Traitor Joes
It’s finally Friday, Romaine jumps into The Traitors, Madonna is selling, Cher is engaged, Aaron Taylor Johnson subjected to TikTok rumor, Joe Exotic alleges abuse in jail, Chaz in La talks Yellowstone, Iris heads out, straight BJs are expensive, George in SF talks sex pricing, Jesse in Sacramento talk Nuts, Dr. Jay talks sex prices, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Kate form Below Deck, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Party City, Hilde in AZ talks West Side Story and Parent Trap, Bette Davis hated Faye Dunaway, David Crosby RIP, LaundroMatt talks gay families, MI couple has to adopt their own children, Uncoupled gets canceled, Payday bars, Iris has a late Christmas fail, and Last Call ends the show.
07.22.22-Dive Into The Crazy Tank
DNR are back and celebrating with a throwback, Romaine irritates Iris at an Alanis concert, Robert agrees with Derek but he can’t hear them, Alex Mollett rocks the Jan 6 hearing with his front row hotness, Billy in Philly has thoughts, PA man encircled by large snake, Boston woman jumps from burning train and swims home, Jeff in PS talks Drag Race and purses rant, Fetterman trolls Dr. Oz, JayBee is glad people liked the Best Of he made, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks Fiona Flaps, Tim from MI talks being an American, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on Marvel, Jeff in PS double calls on Lightyear vs. Minions, Marc in MN is missing the show, Big Peter timeshifts on Tom Cruise, new Paul Newman Joanne Woodward doc, Hello Dolly, Colliers in TX misses Andrew, Christian in Abilene talks Sex Room, Jonathan in Nashville talks Bianca del Rio, Romaine heading to Elton John, Kenny in CA talks fish farming, Wirecutter has a disturbing test, Ricky Martin case drops, Ivana Trump sent off with Vanity Fair cover, and Last Call ends the show.
04.08.22- Big Dick Energy
DNR get soaked to the bone, gas prices are high, TX man beats roommate over definition of a mosquito, WTF FL teen gets in fight over sex toy, Karen in VA time shifts on 90 Day Fiance, Marc in MN talks Tehran, Chaz in La talks Mariah Carey surpassing Barbra Streisand, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts on studio hauntings, more Wordle drama, more WTF FL teens has a bulletproof vest fail and man gets hit by train, high-rise hell in Manhattan, US mens soccer headed to World Cup in Qatar, Hooker Hotline, Billy In Philly talks farm hand weight, Jeannine time shifts on remains, ADD Jeff Zoom is tonight, Equality Florida gets a check, Florida escalates fight against Disney, Kourtney Kardashian has a fake wedding, family secrets come out, Will Smith banned from the Oscars for a decade, Travis in CT is ready for it to be over, Mickey Mouse could fall into the public domain, and Last Call ends the show.
08.16.21 – Hot Mess Monday
Romaine is a hot mess, Liza Minnelli outlives, Barbra Streisand doesn’t want a biopic and had issues with A Star Is Born, Derek attends a memorial and gets hit on, DNR deal with flying insects, Stanton in Austin has questions for Derek, Terry in AZ is grateful for DNR, Derek has a new Leo encounter, Romaine cheats on her dogs and goes thrifting, closet management, Ric from the Pig talks fashion rotation, Derek retells a dusty tale, Tony in Vegas has thoughts, Hooker Hotline, Sherri from TX time shifts on FDIC and Jesse weighs in, Marc in MN talks caller math, Christian in Abilene talks Marvel vs. DC, Monotone Marc talks Love Island, FBoy Island spoilers, Jonathan in Nashville talks Big Brother, Patrick talks shade bell, WAP criticism and Billy praise, and Afghaistan ends the show with Luke’s call.
04.10.20 -Kiss Your Butthole
Good Friday! Romaine is a butthole with a tree update, Derek has a slow leak, DNR miss their day off, HGTV lesbians in Derek’s town, Romie has two personalities, Romaine catches three mice, Tom Brady confirms the Gronk is huge, sexual harassment at work, Patricia Quinn disgusted by Drag Race, Billy in Philly gets too close to some deer, secret celebrity Drag Race, home haircuts, Steven talks home haircuts, Hooker Hotline, Bridget in AZ talks dishwashers, Timothy Timeshifter raves about Amazon Prime Hunters, Derek reviews Brittany Runs A Marathon, Netflix and Chill recommendations are First Wives Club and Barbra The Music The Mem’ries The Magic, Romaine is ready to get her Easter on, Derek is a bad roommate, Romaine hops on the bread making bandwagon, Romaine’s Good Friday memories, Jonathan in LA is stuck at home until May 15th, Lori Laughlin evidence revealed, Dr. Fauci wants Brad Pitt to play him, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Huntees, Derek’s town gets a panic parade, homophobes still in Central Park, and Last Call ends the show.