01.02.25 – Winnie The Poop

Happy New Year! Derek has a shocking revelation, Tony in Vegas talks school closures, Romaine has a Mexican Christmas, Aunt Irma update, Iris’s mom hates Romaine and she hates her poop, Jonathan in Nashville talks health journey, DNRcast update, Happy Jack talks DNRcast app, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Carry On, Gladiator II, Matt in Philly talks soup, Nita talks Hocoa Cocoa, Julia in CA talks health journey, New Month Who Dis, everyone is freaking out about Generation Beta, cat woman Jocelyn Wildenstein RIP, Ric in El Paso says Happy New Year, and Brad and Angelina settle their divorce.

11.20.24 – All He Wants Is The Money

Romaine is popular, hot listener has show on Broadway, Tammy Faye is closing, Righteous Gemstones, West Wing, Angelina Jolie steps out with Knox, Miley Cyrus says leave Chappell Roan alone, Jayden reaches out to Britney Spears, Demi Moore and Pamela Anderson could be Oscar nominees, Tom Terrific talks The Substance, Susan Smith denied parole, Indiana cold case solved by tossed cigarette, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA talks hobbies, Katiie talks mono, Michael in Nashville talks Pie Pants Natasha Lyonne and Hole, Darrel from Sun City talks Wicked, Tim near Chicago talks Gladiator, singalong Wicked, Dr. Jay talks Wicked, Nita in FL talks Dreamgirls, Bob in Philly talks Tammy Faye and hobbies, Larry in Pasadena talks eggs, Happy Jack talks tibias and singalongs, Jay Leno injured, Nathan in CO talks falling, Pamela Hayden retiring from The Simpsons, and Johnny Cankles has a request.

08.30.24 – Swifters! Swifters!

DNR run out of time, Sir Laughs A Lot timeshifts on dead co-workers, Derek goes viral over food and helps out a local, Ryan in CT talks Provincetown, Angelina Jolie doesn’t want to live in LA, X banned in Brazil, Boar’s Head plant shut down, OK horse farm drama, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks Twister and Taylor Swift, Ildee in AZ talks Best In Show and Law and Order, Happy Jack talks star divas, Billy in Philly talks Monsters, Brian from Iowa talks sunroofs and Death Becomes Her, VMA song of the summer, Tim in Michigan talks Crocs, River Bann clogged with bottles, Derek has a Best Buy fail, and Last Call ends the show.

 

07.27.23 – More Kettle Bell

Romaine gives a dental damn about her daughter, Derek finds a ghost in the machine, Romaine shills the Podcast Awards and cookbook again, Brad and Angelina to settle winery dispute, WGA and SAG strike still going on, Haunted Mansion goes splat, Eric in NM talks Secret Invasion, Romaine has a rescue dog update, Critter Chat Ohio PD chases down an emu, WA woman dies on a treadmill, syphilis on the rise as penicillin shortages loom, CO woman tries to live off the grid, Nathan in CO talks living off the grid, Hooker Hotline, Nita in LA talks Barbie, Alamo Drafthouse, Baby Boom, British Airways forced to serve KFC on transatlantic flight, Romaine is an empanada mama, Colliers in TX talks dietary issues, Breaking News more Trump indictments in FL, Eric Swalwell gets into a fight, and Sinead O’Connor RIP.

05.03.23- He Hails From Dildo

Romaine is a good luck charm, Pie Pants trades up for Panda Express, baby poop study, awkward GQ correction, Canada has a penis iceberg, FAA considering updating their med kits, Trey in LA talks med kits, Colliers in TX talks in flight emergencies, Carrie Fisher getting a star, elk tooth pendant yields ancient DNA, Jesse in Sacramento apologies and talks genealogy, Hooker Hotline, Eric in Portland talks Dildo Whisperer, Julia in CA talks rats, Larry in Pasadena reveals his earliest memory, Kevin Costner divorcing, Sir Laughs A Lot talks marriage, Derek is shocked by fresh gossip, Ilde in AZ talks Romaine’s parents, Gwyneth Paltrow compares her exes, and JLo stuns at the Met Gala.

04.06.23-Not The Layover He Was Expecting

It’s almost Easter, Kid Rock and Travis Tritt mad at Bud Light, SCOTUS sides with transgender athlete, Clarence Thomas goes on vacation, LaundroMatt talks SCOTUS, Billy in Philly says hi to washing machine, Geena Davis picks a star, Andrew talks Geena Davis, Don Lemon calls report false, Patterson family drama, Critter Chat dog fight, FBI enters the wrong hotel room, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks squishy, Rowdy talks Harry Potter, Derek has a costume party update, Christian in Abilene talks doggie dental, Jeff in Palm Springs talks costumes and laundry, Pie Pants starts Spring Break and the farm is hopping, Brad Pitt gets stuck with a 105 year old man, Irvine wife poisons husbands tea, Tesla is spying on you, Tyler in NorCal talks spy cams, a horse can do no better, Barbie trailer drops, Natasha Lyonne has been playing men, and talking Barbie talks back.

09.22.22 – Pussy Chips

Romaine’s sex strike might be ending, pussy flavored potato chips, Pepsi introduces new s’mores flavors, Jon Hamm addresses his underwear, Robin was too hung, Tom Terrific talks Survivor, how to count an orgy, Brad Pitt says who is handsome and launches a skincare line, Critter Chat raccoon walks into a bar update, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in St. Louis time shifts on acronyms and nightclubs, betta feedback, Michael in Nashville talks lottery winners and kickball, Larry in Pasadena talks Oklahoma, Adam From Sissytown time shifts on kickball, a grim discovery in Brooklyn, Monotone Marc talks dead bodies, SC woman in bathroom for four days, companies consider shorter work weeks, and Beyonce set to tour for Renaissance.

09.08.22- Strictly Royals Dancing

Fan Favorite. Queen Elizabeth II has died, Brian in Columbus talks mourning, Vegas rocked by journalist’s murder, Adele residency is back on, Ricky Martin sues his nephew, Julia in Union City talks Queen Elizabeth, Diana death anniversary, Jann Wenner talks Angelina Jolie, Stuart in Rochester time shifts on Family Feud, Shangela joins Dancing With The Stars, Tom Terrific has predictions, Stargirl is back, Chaz in La talks DWTS and Stargirl, Hart to Hart, Tyler in NorCal has The Crown spoilers and CA weather, Derek has news, George in SF talks weather, Billy in Philly is sad about The Queen. Tom Terrific double dips on The Morning Show, Derek’s gay neighbors, Season of Giving, What Is Happening Jayson talks Hart to Hart, Monotone Marc talks Big Brother, Hooker Hotline, Sweeney Todd, Travis in CT talks Season of Giving and Princess Anne, Ben in LA talks gay problem, and BYU gets an angel protest.

08.10.22 – The Scratch Test

Derek gets a little trim, Pie Pants overdresses for a heat wave, home improvement drama, final days for the DNR crate, CA doctor poisons her husband, Australian man gets too much B6, Billy in Philly liked Pie Pants, DNR talk Prey on Hulu, Romaine heads to a concert, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks Andrew, JT in Shreveport, Christian in Abilene talks Apple TV and rewatching Battlestar Galactica, Tom Terrific talks Kenny Chesney, Monotone Marc double dips on Xanadu and Madonna, Larry in Pasadena talks Trump raid and Pie Pants, Nathan in St. Louis talks juice and Big Brother, Jeff in PS talks Everything Everywhere All At Once, Derek has a lesbian knee theory, Romaine wants to win, and Brad Pitt has a list of actors he won’t work with.

07.25.22- Parlin Merkins

AZ mom gets a wig from her son, Romaine gets her Elton on, new Roomba takes over, Derek digs into The Last Movie Stars, Pie Pants bamboozles a neighbor and then misses coffee, kids get in the way of sex, Big Brother, Romaine wants an owl box, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Mike Pence and Last Call, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on big d energy, Christian in Abilene talks ComicCon, DNR sniff the stars, Billy in Philly talks Sharon Stone, Bridget in AZ talks Brad Pitt, Choco Taco getting discontinued, Severance and See, CO man votes for missing wife, Harvey Weinstein smelled like poo according to new book, and Adele reschedules Vegas residency.

07.05.22- A Queen Without A Hive

Podcast Awards are back, Derek goes on a trip, Pie Pants tumbles for you, Romaine has a summer recipe, Iris finds some visitors, beer pong, Derek celebrates Independence Day, more food talk, James Cameron says to just go pee, Romaine reviews Doctor Strange, Minions is a dressy affair, WTF FL man tries to steal an R2D2, DNR share Sirius memories, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on sleep divorce, Kitty talks maps and podcast awards, Doug in CT talks gutters and Keith Haring, Chaz in La talks Mariah Carey, Pie Pants not prepared for college, Tim from MI talks maps, stay in Dolly’s bus for $10K, George in SF talks Mongo and mushrooms, Chilean man is overpaid and skips town, Brad Pitt is a fool for gold and has face blindness, Larry in Pasadena has a critter chat, Metallica stoked over Stranger Things, Love Island uK disappoints, Happy Jack has thoughts on today’s hot topics, and Big Brother starts tomorrow.

04.21.22 – About Damn Time

Romaine is inside out, Julia talks gender, Derek covers up, Disney and CNN+ updates, NYC mom found in son’s duffel bag, Julia Roberts has key to a happy marriage, Angelina Jolie plays Jane Doe in court, Mike Tyson punches a Jet Blue passenger, George in SF talks Masked Singer and Lizzo, Hooker Hotline, maybe 90 Day Finance, Mara in Mass talks pronouns and Closed For The Storm, Chaz in La talks Jazz Land, Trey in LA talks New Orleans, Bill Murray being inappropriate, Alexander Skarsgard naked again, Nathan in CO recommends Severance and Drag Race, baseball parachute jump clears the Capitol, Patterson shuffle, Billy in Philly considering going home again, France wants to make avoiding chores a crime, Jeopardy has a crazy finale and Trey in LA has thoughts.

04.19.22- A Massive Dooky

Hugh Jackman gay rumors addressed, Vinny talks Cosby and small town pride, Marc in MN talks Easter and Moonfall, Critter Chat Henry rescued with a sausage roll, Rob in FL talks local pride, DNR are home alone, Billy in Philly sleeps on DNR and talks tech, wacky weather, Chance in NY talks Inventing Anna, Pie Pants toilet habits, Law And Order talks on Ed Buck, NYC doorman strike, Hooker Hotline, wine in the face drama, Mara in Mass talks peanut butter, Jen asks about gender, Ric From The Pig talks cereal, Chris in Mass talks Grape Nuts and Chex Mix, Nessa talks Is It Cake and 90 Day Fiance, Tony in Vegas talks Scotty Bowers, Notre Dame sarcophagus revealed, and Malcolm Nance heads to Ukraine.

02.02.22 – Winter Weather Works

Groundhog Day, 2000 mile storm headed for midwest, Romaine is in pain, Whoopi Goldberg gets suspended, Tony in Vegas talks Maus, Tim in MI talks weather, Bring It On, Brian Cox questioned his sexuality, Billy in Philly talks teeth and Channing Tatum, Simon Cowell falls down, Colliers in TX is concerned about the DNR demo, Brent in Austin talks teeth, Gallup poll has a gay bright spot, Derek rants about a young gay in a blanket skirt, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in CO talks Wordle, Michael in Nashville talks mistaken identity, Romaine has a Vader story, Bobby talks Vader and HBO recommendation The Foreigner, Monotone Marc talks The Asylum, Craig in CA has Netflix recommendations The Woman In The House Across The Street and All Of Us Are Dead, George in SF talks DNA tests, Nathan in CO has a crazy DNA story, and SmoochyD has a surprising family story that really clicks.

07.23.21 – A Tool For Sexual Evil

Derek stifles a sneeze, new intern Rafi is thirsty for attention, Olympic opening ceremonies, Team USA outfits, Pita the Tongan is back, hairdos and don’t, human genome gets an update, Derek talks Gattaca, Jolie Pitt divorce judge gets disqualified, The View will take a little time to replace Meghan McCain, Jeff in PS talks Drag Race, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly shares a tune, Bridget in AZ time shifts on being a baby, JB talks sweet treats, Whitney Houston hologram headed to Vegas, Cleveland Guardians, Tim talks Cleveland, Snake Eyes, Romaine worries about the Delta variant, Happy Jack talks family, Romaine’s shameless plugs, and Last Call ends the show.

08.31.20 – Kite Takes Toddler

Mondays are hard, VMAs go retro, Romaine rants about cologne, Kathryn in AZ stirs it up, Sir Laughs A Lot talks listener complaints, Critter Chat on bison run amok in Nebraska, Billy in Philly talks political deer attack, Dan in Orlando has a bat cave update, kite takes toddler, Brad Pitt has a new girlfriend, Chadwick Boseman RIP, JB and Tyler in NorCal talk Black Panther, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene sides with Survivor Sucks Dan, Nathan in St. Louis talks Madonna on vacation, Chaz in La has a hurricane update, Jonathan in LA talks Lady Gaga, Stacy from VA validates our Netflix and Chill, Derek loves Last Holiday, Niecy Nash gets married, Bob talks Good Wife and Class Action Park, Brandon in NorCal has positive feedback, Tracy in FL talks being a completist, DNR group wine tasting, Jonathan in LA double dips on TV Stanton in Austin talks Niecy Nash wedding and eating on TV, Romaine does a good deed, America to lose a foot, Big Brother wedding drama, and Romaine gets into the US version of Love Island.

07.23.20 -One Lonely Hooker

Romaine apologizes, Statue of Liberty lightning strikes, Back To The Future, Big Brother coming back, Dr. Jay talks Airplane, Beau in LA talks return of production, Monotone Marc talks soaps coming back, LaundroMatt recommends Cursed, Chaz in La talks Star Trek, Steve in Indiana liked Palm Springs, Darren in NJ talks Star Trek, Drag Race spinofff, Derek back to the dentist, dishwasher drama, Tony in Vegas talks replacing dishwashers, Tyler in NorCal says do it yourself, Romaine is not Fancy, Chris in Mass talks dishwashing habits, Hooker Hotline, Cliff in OH catches up, AOC vs. Yoho, Billy in Philly talks Roho and FMK, LaudroMatt double dips on Steve Kornacki, DNR Crime Story, NY man fakes his death, Monotone Marc has a correction, OH man robs bank with a toddler, Taylor Swift dropping an album, Ghislaine Maxwell buddies up with Jacob Wohl, Epstein house for sale, and MLB is back.

04.20.20 – This Is Your Final Warning

Happy 420 Day. DNR have a case of the Mondays, listeners guess about breakfast, Romaine gets a birthday cake together, Derek has a pajamas dilemma, Craig in CA talks Land Ho and temperature checks, protestors want their free refills, Romaine heads to the grocery store, George in SF has his own old lady problem, Tony in Vegas divorces his family, Taneytown wants you to put your pants on, Billy in Philly covers it up, Tyler in NorCal is still alive, Land O Lakes drops the butter maiden, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc recommends a Netflix show Too Hot To Handle, Sam Heughan of Outlander has mean fans, Jonathan in Nashville talks Murder Mystery, Derek weighs in on Romaine’s movie pick, Darren in NJ talks Helen Hunt, Terry in AZ sends good thoughts to Canada, One World concert raises $128 million, Chad time shifts about Cuomo and DNR get into a deep dive about it, Critter Chat is about fruit bats, new iPhone is coming and Jonathan in Nashville is happy about it, News anchor shows off her naked husband, HGTV celebrity makeover show Celebrity IOU, and Zoom meeting gets bombed by masturbator.

04.10.20 -Kiss Your Butthole

Good Friday! Romaine is a butthole with a tree update, Derek has a slow leak, DNR miss their day off, HGTV lesbians in Derek’s town, Romie has two personalities, Romaine catches three mice, Tom Brady confirms the Gronk is huge, sexual harassment at work, Patricia Quinn disgusted by Drag Race, Billy in Philly gets too close to some deer, secret celebrity Drag Race, home haircuts, Steven talks home haircuts, Hooker Hotline, Bridget in AZ talks dishwashers, Timothy Timeshifter raves about Amazon Prime Hunters, Derek reviews Brittany Runs A Marathon, Netflix and Chill recommendations are First Wives Club and Barbra The Music The Mem’ries The Magic, Romaine is ready to get her Easter on, Derek is a bad roommate, Romaine hops on the bread making bandwagon, Romaine’s Good Friday memories, Jonathan in LA is stuck at home until May 15th, Lori Laughlin evidence revealed, Dr. Fauci wants Brad Pitt to play him, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Huntees, Derek’s town gets a panic parade, homophobes still in Central Park, and Last Call ends the show.

02.05.20 -Oh No Pussy

Harvey Weinstein’s junk gets into pictures, half price sushi is gone, Romaine has bus drama, SOTU address last night, Rush Limbaugh gets Medal of Freedom, Derek talks trade, Travis from CT time shifts on our tech improvements, hot apple pies, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Survivor, Billy in FL keeps yelling at the show, Craig in CA talks The Circle, Nathan in CO needs home repair advice, Craig in CA follows up live about The Circle and Love Island, MichColl updates from Weinstein, Survivor Sucks Dan talks election fatigue, Rick talks Instant Pot, Romaine has a medical update, Stanton in Austin talks diets, Still Hookin Tracy has a concern about the hookers, Robie the Cat time shifts on the light saber, Kirk Douglas RIP, best looking man in Hollywood, MI woman hates french kisses, Jonathan talks Patterson sluts, and Diamond Princess gets quarantined.

01.29.20 – I Love You Blair

Derek has some sticker shock for you, Canada has a penis candle now, Colliers in TX talks penis, TikTok harmonica video goes awry, Derek fights a clip-on tie, Brad Pitt gets named and avoids Renee Zellweger, complications from plastic surgery, Romaine has to start eating better, new Ovaries podcast, Sawtelle apartment building fire, NYC has fewer rats, Team Stephen talks subway conditions, Critter Chat about a hawk named Blair and a coyote in Central Park, Romaine sees a zombie, Hooker Hotline, JP in Columbus is sporting his jersey, Marvin in Syracuse talks minimum wage, Nathan in STL has a call for help, Bridget time shifts on Cameo, My Lottery Dream Home, Patterson family drama, DNR has a blast furnace for an office, Bloomberg goes viral with a pair of weird videos, learning how to stand on a stage, Coronavirus update, Eminem does the Dolly Parton challenge, and Mitt Romney breaks the rules.

01.20.20 – A Perfectly Cromulent Weekend

DNR were a hot mess, a perfectly cromulent explanation, Romaine’s wild party turns mild, Princess Anne of Boston has a long royal update to get us caught up, Tony in Vegas talks Sex Education and the royals, crazy lady drives into traffic to test her faith, Patterson family shrines, Derek recommends The Two Popes, Matthew has praise for Romaine’s activism, Terminator Dark Fate, new show coming soon, Hooker Hotline, PopTV is too restrictive, Sir Laughs A Lot has cord cutting advice, Jeff in PS has FOMO about Vegas, Tom Terrific talks Schitt’s Creek and Word in Progress, Dovie Dove is wigging out, Dr. Jay talks PopTV app, another surprise announcement, Alaska dentist looks to hover, Derek gets a new doctor, Weinstein wants a change of venue, NYTimes endorses Amy and Liz, Sanders has a comfort rider Paris Hilton is doing a new series, and Pitt and Aniston reconnect at the SAG Awards.