Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Critter Chat: Romaine has a fright in her garage, Eric in NM talks scorpions, Nita in FL talks scorpions, Adam in ATL talks snakes, Happy Jack talks scorpions, OH has a meteor, bed bugs run amok for spring break, Rowdy in NY talks scorpions, Chicago sets a record on Broadway, Tom Terrific talks Chicago, Ashley Judd calls out Kiss The Girls, Hooker Hotline, Dan in PA talks Traitors UK, Harry and Meghan Netflix deal sours, HULU not moving forward with Buffy reboot, Peggy Sue Got Married changes the past and Romaine is still afraid of scorpions.
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08.26.25 – A Pencil Ran Out Of Ink
Romaine is not ready, Taylor Swift engaged, Matt in Philly talks Swift Kelce engagement, OH woman tries to drown in a lake, Cracker Barrel update, Rowdy in NY talks Lil Nas X, Crumbl founder Sawyer Hemsley comes out, promising mRNA vaccine for brain cancer, Tallow fails in Philly, Happy Jack talks Steak N Shake, Rowdy in NY talks Japan, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in CO is flattered, Jesse in Sacramento talks AI, Rehoboth Beach feedback, Chris in Mass talks Provincetown, Christian in Abilene timeshifts on health and Buffy, and Matt in Philly talks Mamdani,
08.21.25 – The Melt Down
James Dobson RIP, Romaine is in her underwear, DNR have real estate updates, Happy Jack talks family meeting, Big Brother ideas, Cracker Barrel makes some changes, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Dennys and Cracker Barrel, Billy in Philly talks Cracker Barrel, Katie in TN talks Cracker Barrel, Jonathan in Nashville talks Cracker Barrel, Hooker Hotline, Tim from MI talks cheerleaders, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Freaky Friday, Derek considers Letterboxd, Playstation prices are rising, Bed Bath Beyond not coming to CA, WTF F L lemon shark disrupts photo op, woman bites child over free shirt, and Charisma Carpenter not doing Buffy.
03.25.25- Just Ask His Best Friend
DNRcast update, DNR are on the move, doctor tries to kill his wife in Hawaii, Romaine struggles at therapy, OH teacher follows student home, hospital almost let Pope Francis die, nursing home sex, Murder She Wrote on autopilot, Pedro Pascal gays out, Tom Terrific talks Oscar Isaac, Billy in Philly talks scat, Derek called out about sex, another flight crashes, new sinkhole problems, Jeff in Palm Springs timeshifts on Adolescence and White Lotus, Signal chat drama, CO Trump portrait gets taken down, and Charisma Carpenter sets the record straight on Buffy reboot.
12.16.24- Turtle In Your Trousers
Snow! Swiss ski resort shuts down for lack of snow, lottery hits $740 million, Iris family drama, Derek reviews Red One, Romaine gets into The Merry Gentlemen and Holiday Haul, Tom Terrific talks Lindsay Lohan and Conclave, What Is Happening Jayson talks Lace and snow, Nathan in CO talks holiday movies, One Million Moms boycott Wicked, Hooker Hotline, Tyler in Tampa talks NJ drones, Christian in Abilene talks Wicked, Bob in Philly talks Death Becomes Her and Gypsy, Ric in El Paso talks drag queen holiday special, Billy in Philly talks hot glue gun, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Dildo Whisperer, Matt in Philly talks Kylie Minogue, Tim from MI talks transition, Monotone Marc talks sugar free foods, Derek checks in with The Gentlemen, Ilde in AZ talks Buffy, and Sarah Michelle Gellar is open to returning.
08.22.22 – Leaf Romaine Alone
Leaf Romaine alone, Chaz in La talks covid and Big Brother, Patterson prison and Romaine home projects updates, Utah Pride Center gets a complaint call, Buffy The Vampire Slayer reboot, lottery tickets go unclaimed, Billy in Philly talks lottery tickets, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks lettuce, Jeff in NorCal talks Uncoupled, a falling down butt dial, Sherry from TX timeshifts on Pretenders, batteries and Spanish Flu, Marvin in Syracuse talks HBOMax, Tim in Michigan has a sex question, Starflight One, NASA releases space fart recording, Virginia Patton Moss RIP, Happy Jack talks double vaginas, Yellowstone park ranger finds foot in Abyss pool, and Derek reviews Patton.
07.14.22 – Hey Bear Hey
Ivana Trump is dead, Armie Hammer update, Romaine finds an upside to heterosexuality, Buffy drinks, Fred should have been gay, Nathan in CO talks boy scouts and bears, Romaine is too busy, Iris is a purse person, Stanton in Austin talks purses and nose bleed fever, Andrew time shifts on Florence Pugh, Swishy has burning shins, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc has a memorable birthday, Billy in Philly talks dogs, Jason in PA talks smoking, Larry in Pasadena talks WeHo gay gym, Chaz in La talks Prime Day, Marvin in Syracuse talks Prime Day, Hopper Bottom talks Sex Room show, Romaine rails on penises and clitorises, Tyler in NorCal talks genital size, George in SF talks penis, Lindsay Lohan gets married, Romaine is down to the underwire, NJ man finds money in his wall, Romaine wants your votes, and Jony Ive leaves Apple.
06.29.22 – An Indecent Lesbian Proposal
Romaine gets poison ivy and no sex, former intern Andrew comes back to defend himself, Derek casts a vote, R Kelly gets 30 years, Darren in NJ has a chat update, DNR cult memories, Colliers in TX talks cults, Chris Pratt insists he isn’t very religious, Romaine ensnares Father Dave, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Billy in Philly is a winner and meets a woman, Steve Martin and Ghostbusters, Zeke from Wizards of Waverly Place joins Only Fans, Denise Richards also joins Only Fans, Monotone Marc talks Denise Richards and Big Brother, Tom Terrific talks Denis Richards and Selena Gomez, Jackie has a Guess My Load, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy and The Boys and a ps on Umbrella Academy, Marvin in Syracuse talks ice cream and envelopes and gutters, Nathan in CO talks burning, Stanton in Austin talks self cleaning ovens, Survivor Sucks Dan talks tosses plates, Tyler in NorCal talks Mick Mulvaney and SCOTUS, Bruce’s Beach returns to the original owners, Cameron Diaz coming out of retirement, Jodie Foster doing True Detective, and Nathan in CO talks Cameron Diaz and Drag Race.
03.10.22 -Grammars Gone To Heaven
Romaine has an interaction with a man, Derek impressed by a homeless man, Charles Entenmann dies, Patti Lupone pelted with flowers, Iris gets a thoughtful gift, Elon Musk has another kid, Valley Girl, Survivor is back, Romaine would work for Martha Stewart, DNR get some sweet fan mail, Danny in LA talks local contestant, Trump asks for money for a new plane, Terry in AZ talks crowdsourcing, Oakland mummy at the convention center, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN gets a new stepmom, Jesse responds to his Guess My Load, Tim talks 9 to 5, Pamela Anderson feedback, Rick From Cal State LA talks Disney rides, Dan talks Ancestry, Nathan in St. Louis has a last call, Tammi in NorCal time shifts on Disney, Mississippi gets complaints about a book, Derek gets into Lucy And Desi, Buffy turns 25, Sir Laughs A Lot talks celebrity faces, cemetery kills woman, and Jussie Smollett sentencing soon,
12.03.20 – Candy Looks Yummy
Meow talk, Romaine connects with Anne and Kelly, Derek has a cruise update, David Boreanaz vs. Stacey Abrams, Jonathan in LA is TeamRiley and HBO Max, Beau in LA talks movies, Netflix and Chill, The Iron Lady, White Christmas, Chris in MA talks White Christmas, Ryan in CT talks boyfriends and knees, Jonathan in Nashville recommends Muppet Family Christmas, Romaine is interrupted, Barton Brooks, Critter Chat, Carole Baskin has Candy problem, SJP gets jogger attacked by kangaroo, Romaine deals with mega squirrel, leaf and stick insects, Melissa McCarthy in hot water, Super Intelligence, Robert in San Antonio talks Melissa McCarthy, butt therapy, Stanton in Austin talks therapy, Jeopardy makes some announcements, Marc in MN is spinning, vaccine predictions, LaundroMatt has a prediction, and George in SF talks vaccine and a crazy lady testifies.
04.24.20 -Almost The Perfect Date
Teabagging, foreign owned apps, Dolly Parton and Buffy The Vampire Slayer, pillow drama, new DNR shirt and gift cards, neighbors turn out to be cousins, TeamStephen talks DNA drama, Marc in MN has a life falling apart, Romaine gives blood, Rebecca Black is queer, Romaine is vexed by a puzzle and cheats on her clean eating, Trump vs. disinfectants, Jeff in Palm Springs wants something else, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly changes his investments, Tony in Vegas needs fashion advice, Jeff in Palm Springs calls about Netflix and chill, Crouching Tiger and The Core, JD in WVA talks Hero and Jumping Jack Flash, Mark in Buffalo is self-isolated from work, Joe in Baltimore talking gambling addictions, Nathan in CO talks luxury travel, Jim in Palm Springs RUVEALS who is on Celebrity Drag Race, WTF Florida about a girl trapped at home, NJ advice about masks, Disneyland gets a break-in, and Last Call ends the show.
09.06.19 – Show Me Your Kitties
Jonathan in LA kicks off Big Brother talk about last night’s show (be warned), tech issues are not our fault, Tony in Vegas wants people to sleep on the floor, Romaine doesn’t have a wife anymore, hurricane Paterson is live, being too judgmental, Mayor DeBlasio has a no show job, Critter Chat on NYC rats, Romaine messes up Naughty But Nice, Drew Brees in hot water over Focus On The Family, Howard Schultz dropped out, Romaine finally gets some rest, Derek dreams of Huntington Beach, Hooker Hotline, Kelly Pie yells at the dog, Ron in Palm Springs is mad about Jonathan and his spoilers, Billy in Philly sings it out, Michael in Nashville time shifts on his boss, babies with dirty feet, Romie wants a sibling, Merrily We Roll Along to film over twenty years, NYC restaurants are moving off the street, Nicki Minaj leaving to start a family, the Masked Singer is coming back, bad Buffy drama on Veronica Mars, Kevin Hart medical update, and Last Call ends the show.