05.22.25 – Touch My Load

NYC fleet week gets a crash, Derek has a refrigerator update, Nathan in CO talks Disney boats, Taylor Swift subpoena dropped, NYC woman stabs amateur photographer, ABC tells The View to tone it down, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks DNR, Romaine says something nice, AI Darth Vader in trouble, OpenAI acquires Jony Ive, Tony in Vegas talks underwear and foreign travel, and Jojo Siwa goes public with Chris Hughes romance,

04.14.25 – Happy 22 2 these 2

Happy anniversary! Romaine is sick, Derek attacked by his house, Romaine heads to therapy, Nathan in CO talks relationships, DNR AI game, Katy Perry and Gayle King head to space, Sir Laughs A Lot talks 5×5 game, Rowdy in NY talks 5×5 game, Trey in LA talks Madonna, Hooker Hotline, Lil Ole Larry talks dad jokes, SNL does White Lotus, Chaz in LA talks Aimee Lou Wood and Gaga at Coachella, Bob in Philly talks White Lotus, Tom Terrific talks Survivor and dirty bathrooms, Dan in Orlando talks Mike White, Lil Ole Larry talks dogs, Jed The Fish RIP, Mickey Rourke kicked out of Celebrity Big Brother UK, Liza Minnelli doc on PBS, Romaine gets snapped, Billy in Philly talks good looking people, and DNR reflect on their anniversary.

04.10.25 – Chicken Jockey

Romaine is upset at the weather, DNR chat user fail, A Minecraft Movie theater chaos, Jeff in Palm Springs talks field trip, Derek has DNRcast updates, NYC helicopter goes into the Hudson, Critter Chat: Plucky the parrot denied boarding, Mickey Rourke in trouble in Big Brother UK, Romaine has questions about the economy, Rowdy in NY talks Tesla, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks bad behavior, Tyler in NorCal talks awards, Ildee in AZ shades Derek, Rick from Cal State LA timeshifts on Derek, unsecured penguin crashes helicopter, Sir Laughs A Lot talks emotional support animals, Derek talks to the bank, North Philly funeral takes a turn, Fyre Fest 2.0 is not happening, and Rosie daughter Chelsea changes her name.

02.24.22 – Totsicle

Nathan in CO talks Celebrity Big Brother, Derek has a NOLA pro tip, Adults Adopting Adults gets canceled, Lufthansa building shark planes, Derek might go to Iceland, LaundroMatt saw penis, TiffTodd praises Romaine, Dom in Seattle talk Tiff and Katie, Australian octogenarians on the run, woman found in towed car after nine days, student brings rescue note to school, Starbucks rescues woman from creep, Romaine connects with young people, Hooker Hotline, Stacy in VA talks Holding Out For A Hero, NYC mayor Eric Adams tries to make NYC better, Wordle not getting harder, women have better heart health when they do dishes, Happy Jack talks Wordle, Critter Chat octopus farming coming soon, lab grown meat, LaudroMatt double dips on fake meat and mushrooms, OK woman berates girls at a sleepover, Billy in Philly files his taxes, and Tyler in NorCal talks IRS.

02.22.22- Twosday

We’re back! DNR ate their way through NOLA, many breasts were seen, Rafi is a Single White Female, Todrick Hall burns it all down on Celebrity Big Brother, Happy Jack wants more cruise drama, Derek gets a virtual high school reunion, Dom in Seattle talks king cake and fluid sexuality, Romaine almost misses the boat, George in SF is glad we are back and has a new niece, MA college student has bad outcome from Chinese takeout, Billy in Philly loses a friend and tapes up his house, DNR win the Super Bowl, Jesse in Sacramento talks Wrath of Khan, Hooker Hotline, a buttdial, Ric From The Pig talks supermarket appreciation day, Happy Jack double dips on buttdial, JP from Columbus has drama in an Uber, Monotone Marc has FOMO and loves the former interns, post cruise depression, Romaine says something nice about her wife, Darrell from Sun City enjoined his cruise, Romaine has a farm hearing update, TN woman arrested for sex with nine high school students, Ajay defends his character, Robert in San Antonio welcomes a new subscriber, Critter Chat Hank The Tank terrorizes South Lake Tahoe, and Katie Kate Kates drops by to explain her bad behavior.

02.08.22- Elevendy Trillion Years

Twitch Tuesday finds DNR still alive, Celebrity Big Brother, Monotone Marc talks Cynthia Bailey, Wendy Williams is a hot mess, VT revokes license of doctor who inseminated clients with his own sperm, Pie Pants doesn’t want your attention, NYC couple accused of laundering $4.5 billion, Beyond The Edge looks ridiculous, Rick From The Pig talks New Orleans, Tony in Vegas talks Olympics, Monotone Marc recommends Servant on Apple Plus, Christian in Abilene time shifts on mousetraps, Travis in CT talks Olympics and King Richard, Scott in Austin talks Love Victor and mousetraps, Pope Benedict apologizes and current Pope Francis says support gay children, Dan in Orlando talks New Orleans, Critter Chat CA town declared a mountain lion habitat, George in SF talks about his sister, Romaine is stressing about Valentine’s Day, Jeff is scared of Derek, and Jeff in PS co-signs the noodle party.

02.04.22- Mayonnaise Murder

Romaine is back and enjoyed yesterday’s show, DNR talk And Just Like That, Trevor has thoughts on Sex And The City, Iowa man gets life in prison over mayonnaise murder, UK woman gets ruler tattoo, Happy Jack talks tattoos and Miracle Whip, Monotone Marc says Rafi is safe, Jesse in Sacramento liked yesterday’s show, Lamar Odom makes a mess, Rayan trapped in Moroccan well, Derek reviews Oscar bait The Card Counter, Julia talks early mornings, Romaine has a terrible life, Ghosts, Swishy has a Rafi update, Hooker Hotline, Tyler in NorCal talks Monotone Marc, Kathryn in AZ talks Super Bowl, George in SF has some sad news, Nathan in CO talks True Grit, Stormy Daniels beats Michael Avenatti, Romaine missed her shot at wealth, South Korea has a new face mask, body parts stolen in Australian, dishwasher maintenance, and Last Call ends the show.

02.03.22 – It Takes Two

Fan Favorite! Romaine is sick so Swishy fills in, Candice Bergen times two, UK hot fugitive gets captured, Rafi does Asylum, Guiliani unmasked on The Masked Singer, LaundroMatt talks Masked Singer, Celebrity Big Brother, Stanton in Austin talks Julie Chen, Rafi drops by the studio, Derek rants about Law & Order, Tyler in NorCal talks Law & Order, Monotone Marc talks Ajay and Rafi, Washington Commanders, Rafi is a dazzling cleaner, Hooker Hotline, Al in IL time shifts on farms and electric vehicles, Bensalem Golden Corral chatter, ISS to crash into the earth, Space X launch scrubbed over cruise ship, Rafi is into This Is Us, True Grit, Rafi not a fan of Bob’s Discount Furniture, Rafi has a bean bag boy update, Michigan colleges not giving out scholarships, Minnie Mouse pantsuit, SCOTUS update, Monotone Marc declares a fan favorite, Tony in Vegas says fan favorite, Billy in Philly has questions for Rafi, Katie is ready for New Orleans, Happy Jack is enjoying the show, and Tinder Swindler.

01.26.22 – Scissor Me Timbers

Fan Favorite! Swish Wednesday! Romaine is ready to give her child away, Sir Laughs A Lot thinks lying is fine, Marc in MN can see us, Adam in Atlanta wonders if Iris is also for sale, Nathan in CO thinks angry sex is the answer and raves about Ghosts, Tony in Vegas talks Ghosts and angry sex and testing, Monotone Marc talks British Ghosts, Derek recommends Bathtubs Over Broadway and Tom Terrific has thoughts, Hugh Hefner doc revelations includes blackmail and a gay romance, Glenn parody, guest Sexy Vanessa talks about being the oldest MILF in porn, Breyer retiring from SCOTUS, Julie Chen gives clues for Celebrity Big Brother, Chaz in La talks Shangela, the late Hooker Hotline, Chaz in La responds to Kristie, BobbyBear says bravo to Kristie, Kristie’s Sister Katie talks 5G upgrades, Rafi sings it out, and Romaine is excited for the new Janet Jackson documentary.

01.04.22 – Shroom with A View

Fan Favorite! It’s Twitch Tuesday! Don’t Look Up and Spiderman, Colliers in TX talks long movies, Aaron in PHX loved Don’t Look Up, meteor explodes in Pittsburgh, Jesse in CA says hi, Romaine gets some dental work done, Chris in MA talks teeth, Rick From The Pig talks HSA and Harry Potter, Tom Terrific talks Harry Potter, Derek reviews CODA, Patterson family compound moves forward, LaundroMatt talks mushrooms, Mike in China talks fungus and hemp, snowstorm strands motorists in Virginia, Claybourne Elder pays it forward and gets a nice surprise, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Christian rehab, Monotone Marc talks Amazing Race, Darren in NJ talks Beth Stern, Monotone Marc double dips on Celebrity Big Brother, Critter Chat: crab steals golf clubs, Wheel Of Fortune chooses the wrong word, Betty White golden residuals, Romaine’s new year’s resolution, Tom Terrific talks Vanna White, Billy in Philly talks Betty White and random drama, Omicron updates, and Sir Laughs A Lot gets boosted.

07.16.21 – Kibbles And Bits And Bits And Bits

Fridonnay! Derek corrects himself, Romaine leaps across the pond and gives her lawn a trim, anniversary update, Ashton Kutcher skips out on space, Brian Boland falls out of hot air balloon, listener kitten dream interpretation, rural magazines and newspapers, summer jobs for teachers, Pie Pants gets to work, Stanton in Austin has parenting tips, Miss Angie calls from the kitchen, Nastle pumpkin spice cookie dough, Caitlyn Jenner heads down under, LA has a raw sewage problem and NJ has a needle beach issue, Billy in Philly almost loses it, Jonathan in Nashville talks Big Brother, Hooker Hotline, QOTD Maria time shifts about chicken, Jeff in NorCal talks Jane Badler, Chris in Mass talks Shark Week, Derek shares a seal memory, Survivor Sucks Dan in FL is befuddled over Orange Is The New Slut, Brent in Austin follows up on Fiona Flaps, Romaine thinks DNR are in danger, WTF FL man tries to throw alligator on roof and police ice cream truck makes friends, the bucket head bear of Boulder, Marc in MN is awake, Brazilian presidential candidate comes out and the president hospitalized with the hiccups, and Last Call ends the show.