10.14.24 – B Like Elizabeth

Derek has a yard sale, Romaine communes with the dead, Tom Terrific talks psychics, NHC has the good info, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA talks feet , Sunset Blvd, Simpsons reference, Tyler in NorCal talks Romaine and Agatha All Along, Happy Jack is fine, Billy in Philly talks Trump, FEMA faces new threat, German opera Sancta causes problems, Columbus was Jewish, Romaine starts with kindness and has pet drama.

10.01.24 – Pooplosions!

Derek attacked over yarn, Romaine takes a ride, Pie Pants struggles in her art, Derek has trash drama, Tony in Vegas talks trash, Nathan in CO talks recycling, TX man smashes guitar over Taylor Swift, Ric in El Paso talks guitar drama and The Penguin, Trucker Bobby talks North Carolina, Derek talks Johnston Flood, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks DNRcast app, Steven in Indiana talks DNRcast app and Dolllywood, BabyGirl trailer thrills the gays, Romaine prevented from making bad choices, Colton Underwood has a baby, Rebel Wilson gets married, Critter Chat NYC rat birth control, Krystal in San Diego talks teen girls, naked Trump statue erected in Vegas, and Green Day banned by local radio stations.

09.16.24 – Grade Pending

Fan Favorite! Derek has issues with ABC, Shogun and Hacks win big at the Emmys, Dan in Orlando talks product placements and The Bear, Ric in El Paso talks Emmys, Baby Reindeer, Chimp Crazy, Derek goes to lunch at Sushi Yasuda, What Is Happening Jayson talks AI, Tyler in NorCal talks fancy food, Nathan in CO talks sushi, Jesse in Sacramento talks sushi and obituaries, Tom Terrific talks sushi and The Bear, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in St Louis talks sugar free candy, Ben in Seattle talks selling out, Tony in Vegas talks Madonna and Gangs of London, Matt from Philly talks Gypsy, Trump gets another attempt, Jane’s Addiction fist fight, JD in wVa talks Perry Farrell, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez make out, Sao Paolo mayoral debate ends in fight, and Romaine gets some lumber and a big bill,

08.01.24- International Kissing Court

Summer peaks, Iris disappoints Romaine, Derek averts disaster, Stuart talks Dorothy Malone, GLAAD under fire for lavish spending, Dr. Jay talks GLAAD, Matty Healy sued for gay kiss at concert, Jimmy Carter planning 100th birthday concert, Hooker Hotline, NorCal Brandon talks Kanopy, Bette Midler wants to do Mame, Tony in ATL talks Kamala VP pick, Trump speaks to black journalists, Billy in Philly talks black voters, Matt in Philly talks NABJ interview, Ben in Seattle talks California stops, Matthew plays Guess My Load, Christian in Abilene talks Alanis, and Cardi B divorcing and pregnant.

06.24.24 – It Cost An Arm And A Leg

Romaine has no pride, Derek sees Alan Cumming and talks water, major brands still concerned about backlash, Billy in Philly talks Derek’s mom, Donald Sutherland RIP, Taylor Swift swallows a bug and entertains the stars, Rene Russo deals with a chimpanzee, Hooker Hotline, Tony in Atlanta talks blood types and DFA about Trump, Sherri in TX talks rural communities, Chad in Seattle talks Arby’s, Snow White Cafe closes, Matt in Philly talks animal revenge, hiker menaced by mountain lion, surfer Tamayo Perry eaten by shark, and Princess Anne hospitalized.

05.30.24 – Too Many Farts

Trump is guilty, Richie in NV talks guilt, Tyler in NorCal talks NY Times Pitchbot, X makes a bad change, Derek farts too much, Deidre Hall on Hacks, George in SF talks Knuckles, new Zac Efron movie, Madonna sued again, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in CO talks dogs, Romaine has a new patch, Sir Laughs A Lot has a dog update, The Apprentice had the N word, Billy in Philly talks Trump sentencing, man gets $3M from recovered password, study links tattoos to lymphoma, Lenny Kravitz has been on a sex sabbatical, Happy Jack talks Lenny Kravitz, Angela Bassett rescued on 9-1-1, Jesse talks OH billionaire, and Tom Terrific talks 9-1-1.

03.27.24- The Gas We Pass

Fan Favorite. Hump Day, Stuart in Rochester thinks the body is fine, Twitter goes off on DEL , Utah NCAA team harassed in Idaho, NYC women keep getting punched, DNR deal with crazy people detached from reality, Cuba Gooding Jr. brought into Diddy drama, Derek tries to be a good person, Romaine encounters a sad girl, Twitter fight over fart video, Tom Terrific talks Bethenny Frankel, Adam in ATL talks farts, Chris in Mass talks peeing cicadas, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks lottery, Tyler in NorCal talks lottery and farts, Truth Social goes public, Nathan in St. Louis talks podcast strategy, Derek reviews The Bulwark, Matt in Philly talks mattresses and sleep apnea, Ben in Seattle talks robot vacuums, and Tom Terrific talks robot vacuums.

10.18.23 – Murder Door

Hump Day! Derek gets in a Twitter fight over gay rights, NY court employee arrested at Trump fraud trial, Romaine mad at Iris and needs to deal with her cat, JD in WVa and Tom Terrific talk cat pills, Grey’s Anatomy out of ideas, WTF FL fourth grade class watches Winnie The Pooh Blood And Honey horror film, truckers steal 4200 cases of booze, Biden joins Truth Social and it won’t be going public, Dark Brandon mugs are a hit, Joran van der Sloot confesses to Natalee Holloway murder, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks recalls, Rowdy talks military conscription and Madonna, Julia in CA timeshifts on Air Force,. Romaine is shocked by a lack of internal monologue, What Is Happening Jayson talks Insurrectionist Next Door, Derek talks light bulbs, Doug in CT talks Indian summer, Derek talks portable blenders, Tyler in NorCal and Billy in Philly have thoughts, Tyler double dips on cheese, Still Hookin’ Tracy talks portable blender, and Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t like the term nepo baby!

08.02.23 – Reclaiming My Tits

Derek is back, Lizzo gets more backlash, Taylor Swift gives $50 million in bonuses, Nathan in CO talks Taylor Swift, Happy Jack talks LA hotel strike, Chris in Mass talks friendship bracelets, Rudy Giuliani sued for sexual harassment and she has tapes, Trump indictment chatter, Taco Bell sued for false advertising, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks studio talk, Julia in Union City timeshifts on Lizzo, Chad in Seattle talks Barbie experience, Darren in NJ talks Barbie, Rachel in Buffalo talks poison ivy, George in SF talks poison ivy, Washington Post losing $100 million, Twitter has to take down their sign and lets blue checkmarks hide themselves, Berlin queer festival devolves into chaos, China zoo says sun bears are not people, Nathan in CO has a suggestion but the title has been established.

06.20.23 – Drawn From Mammary

Romaine might flash the crowd in Seattle, Army launching tactical bras, Adele gets jock itch from spandex, Titanic submersible update, GA oily penny wage theft case resolved, Liz Truss found head of lettuce comparison hurtful, Bebe Rexha hit with a cell phone, Trump gets a court date, GOP tackles housing first programs, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN checks in, Billy in Philly has a dumb question, Rob in FL talks Titanic sub, Sir Laughs A Lot talks airtags, Katie talks Starlink, Ilde in AZ talks retold stories, AI is eating itself, Nathan in St. Louis talks Derek’s book, Nathan in CO talks Black Mirror, Romie passes, AI helps complete an old Beatles song, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Black Mirror, and Joan Rivers card catalog gets a new home.

06.09.23 – A House Full Of Pennies

Fridonnay! Kelis dating Bill Murray, Trump indicted, Tony in Vegas talks indictment, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Trump, Ilde in AZ talks voting rights, Billy in Philly talks Desantis, Tyler in Norcal wants speedy answers, Rob in FL talks Walt Nauta, Travis in CT talks Veep, Flash takes it off, LA house full of pennies, Nathan in CO talks pennies and Queen Charlotte, Romaine spoils queer love edition of The Ultimatum, Sir Laughs A Lot also digs into the Ultimatum spoilers, Justin Bieber’s dad under gay fire, Brian in Columbus talks Jeremy Bieber, Derek gets a little trim, Pauiine Newman is oldest Federal judge, and Chaz in La kicks off Last Call

04.04.23 – The Knife Ran Away With The Spoon

DNR 20 is coming next Friday, Polish lady is not Madeleine McCann, Trump arraigned, US Grant was first president arrested, Billy in Philly talks Trump, UFC and WWE are merging, NYPD makes arrests in gay robberies, What Is Happening Jayson talks messy gay bars, Derek has to go to a costume party, Hooker Hotline, Travis butt dial, Michael in Nashville talks squirrels, Sir Laughs A Lot has a response, Julia in CA makes a correction, The Night Agent, JD in WVA talks family, Friends, Yellowstone PaleyFest drama, Rupert Murdoch calls off his engagement, WTF AZ Dairy Queen has a stolen spoon mystery, fireball dryer drama, Tyler in NorCal talks laundry, chat bot encourages a Belgian man to kill himself over climate change, Happy Jack talks laundry, and Rob in FL talks laundry.

03.30.23 – Ask Romaine Anything

MLB opening day, Trucker Bobby talks old pillows and drag shows, Ric in El Paso has birthday wishes and Wendy the cow, Derek’s mom talks pillows, Julia in Union City time sifts on competency tests, Dr. Jay has a theory, Derek might be right about Romaine’s birthday, Ilde in AZ talks Twitch and gifts, Nile Rodgers gets turned down at the door, Mark asks Romaine anything, Kathryn in AZ and Tony in Vegas have birthday wishes, Donald Trump indicted, 2022 Lake Mead body identified, Hart’s Island opening to visitors, Nathan in CO asks about unclaimed money, Billy in Philly has birthday wishes, RuPaul builds a bear, Trey in LA has questions, Jesse in Sacramento talks music, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy and sperm, Romaine works on her car, Derek talks local crime, Flatiron Building sale in trouble and listeners have thoughts, Dan in Orlando talks phones and Disney, What Is Happening Jayson talks Paltrow trial, 23 Skidoo, Tyler in NorCal talks Paltrow case, King Charles greeted by Burger King fans, Happy Jack has happy wishes and talks royals, and Last Call ends the show.

03.20.23- The Trouble With Minions

Derek declares a new era, Nathan in CO timeshifts on air conditioners, Triangle of Sadness update, Amanda Bynes gets a 5150 hold, Trump may be indicted this week, Julia in Union City timeshifts on dentists, Billy in Philly talks Michael Cohen, Romaine almost revealed her secret, LA overwhelmed with Minion beanie babies, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks Nasty Pig promo code, Rafi and Jayson celebrate, Christian in Abilene timeshifts on teachers, Chaz in La talks teachers and Trump, Doug in CT talks gummies, Rowdy talks weed, Derek digs into Jussie Smollett and 1619 documentaries, Romaine gets her tractor on, Sir Laughs A Lot is DFA about dogs, Nathan in CO bookends over dogs, and Sabin gets attacked by a woodpecker.

12.19.22- DNR Anon

DNR contemplate some redecorating, Derek talks Miss Cleo, Romaine is cutting the cord, VHS memories, Billy in Philly gets pushed, Robert DeNiro robbed for Christmas, George Santos may be a liar, Jan 6 committee sends referrals, Ric In El Paso talks classic TV, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks MSNBC, Marvin in Syracuse talks Ed Sullivan, Monotone Marc talks Bye Bye Birdie, The Goldbergs, Doug in CT timeshifts on FTX, Chaz in La is hitting the road, Kitty talks DNR Anonymous, Matt in NC talks elfster gifts, Jesse in Sacramento calls BS on Romaine, Nathan in CO talks Smiley, Yellowstone, Sherry in TX talks collectible plates, Tony In Vegas talks collectible, Dustin Hoffman cameo wasn’t planned, Kate Winslet’s kids have a favorite, and Meryl is a dramatic mom.

12.15.22- A Beauitul Meandering Tapestry Of Ridiculousness

Derek gets slammed with emails, Trump makes a major announcement, Derek confesses to an embarrassing purchase, George in SF talks collectibles, Tony in Vegas talks NFTs and Harry and Meghan, Nathan in CO talks Lensa, M3gan chatter, Chaz in La talks Mariah Carey, Sam Bankman Fried update, Survivor finale, Kathryn in AZ talks veterans, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Nita timeshifts on Andrew, Burns and Allen, Travis in CT talks Andrew, AZ is a real Grinch over the HOV lane, Michael in Nashville talks NFTs and Hurricane Bianca, Henry Cavill not coming back as Superman, Hurricane Bianca update, Red Notice, White Lotus sells out in real life, Nancy Pelosi gets a portrait, and Roger Taney gets taken down.

08.10.22 – The Scratch Test

Derek gets a little trim, Pie Pants overdresses for a heat wave, home improvement drama, final days for the DNR crate, CA doctor poisons her husband, Australian man gets too much B6, Billy in Philly liked Pie Pants, DNR talk Prey on Hulu, Romaine heads to a concert, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks Andrew, JT in Shreveport, Christian in Abilene talks Apple TV and rewatching Battlestar Galactica, Tom Terrific talks Kenny Chesney, Monotone Marc double dips on Xanadu and Madonna, Larry in Pasadena talks Trump raid and Pie Pants, Nathan in St. Louis talks juice and Big Brother, Jeff in PS talks Everything Everywhere All At Once, Derek has a lesbian knee theory, Romaine wants to win, and Brad Pitt has a list of actors he won’t work with.

08.09.22 – Windows Are Useless

 

Andrew and Pie Pants join the show, Romaine has another mouse encounter, Ezra Miller gets arrested, Stuart talks Big Brother, Serena Williams retires, Taylor Swift dragged for her carbon footprint, Lea Michelle dated Matthew Morrison, unauthorized Hamilton production in Texas, Romaine has a high school memory, Hooker Hotline, Tim in Chicago timeshifts on Olivia Newton John and Batman, Robby in NY talks Iris, Monotone Marc talked Xanadu on Broadway, Timothy Timeshifter talks Podcast Awards, Drew from La time shifts on The Sandman Podcast Awards the anniversary crate and Olivia Newton John, Larry in Pasadena talks Will Ganz, Mar-A-Lago visited by the FBI, Titanic secret gay couple and Jayson in NYC talks Titanique.

02.23.22 – Hubba Heinie

Chairy has a short leg, Spider-Man has a fake ass, Romaine says something nice about Iris, Critter Chat MA man tries to get into a tiger enclosure, grandmother and grandson poisoned, Dream Lover, Wendy Williams drama, Derek breaks down the Manhattan DA drama, Tony in Vegas talks Britney Spears, Summer Crate update, Oscars get three hosts and drop awards from the show, The Worst Person In The World, Tom Terrific talks foreign language entertainment, Jesse in Sacramento talks cam girls, Dr. Jay gives praise to Rafi, Hooker Hotline, Brad in Houston talks old chinese food, Felicity Ace cargo ship burns with 1100 Porsches on board, Tyler in NorCal talks burning cars, Carson Kressley apologizes to Shanna Moakler, Happy Jack talks Todrick Hall, Sam Hunt divorce drama gets calls from Monotone Marc and Katie in Nashville, and SCOTUS taking up a gay case.

09.30.20 -Bucket In The Front, Party In The Back

Derek deals with a sneeze, NPH and Jim Parsons deal with COVID, Tony in Vegas talks contagious people, Robert in TX talks chat room life, Critter Chat with swearing parrots and unfortunate squirrels, woman run over at the beach, debate night, Jonathan in LA talks Big Brother, eBay vs. the Steiners, John first time calls a mea culpa, George in SF talks eBay, Billy in Philly talks eBay, Hooker Hotline, Sean in KC talks crows, Tim in Illinois talks diamonds, Monotone Marc talks reusable bags, Terry in AZ talks upcoming cruise, Marvin in Syracuse talks DC statehood, Miss Angie time shifts bingo cards, hump day, Chance in NY talks fertility, Wentworth is back, Vampire Diaries, Nathan in CO suggests Enola Holmes, Happy Jack talks Boys In The Band,

09.28.20 – Cite Your Source

Derek is jealous of other show fans, Romaine gets rid of her daughter, NY state has rising cases, Jeff in Palm Springs talks bussy, circumcision and movie theaters, Glass fire burns 5080, Monday Mailbag, Tyler in NorCal checks in, Tony in Vegas talks land management and Edge of Seventeen, Jonathan in LA hates Christmas and is feeling hopeful,Trump tax returns, Billy in Philly confused about voting by mail, Jonathan in Nashville talks undecided voters, Marc in MN talks third party candidates, George in SF asks about Pebble the frog, Glenn in Canada talks dogs and taxes. Tom Terrific also blames lesbians, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville was happy with Friday’s show, Survivor Sucks Dan talks rocks and Patagonia labels, Dovie Dove jury duty pays off, Marc in MN has a request, Sean in KC talks future fears, Aunt Becky got a sweetheart deal, Romie is blue, Romaine’s neighborhood drama continues, Derek deals with a thief and TeamSteven talks neighbor boundaries.

08.05.20 -Martha Dearest

DNR are back, 2020 is too much, tropical storm update, BILLY IN PHILY suggests an adventure, Italian tourist breaks toes, Beirut explosion, Jonathan in LA talks Big Brother, Mulan coming to Disney Plus, Monotone Marc talks Love Island, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks quarantine weddings, NYC parties get busted, Billy in FL time shifts on pizza toppings, Dom in Seattle talks party boat fails, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Spider-Canada Drag Race, Man Into The Spider-verse, Christian in Abilene talks Dairy Queen, Chaz in La talks Harley Quinn show, Nathan in CO talks Martha Dearest, Sean in KC talks quarantine weddings, Princess Beatrice gets married at a distance, Tyler in NorCal talks HGTV, Supermarket Sweep couple not gay, Romaine is a good neighbor, Derek has a video update, Mary Trump is a best seller, and Trump talks to himself.

07.20.20 – Chicken Baby Arms

Romie is a teen now, NJ judge family murdered, Madonna owes Russia money, Coronavirus good vaccine news and briefings are back, LaudroMatt talks COVID briefings, big changes ahead, Romaine is now strong, Sir Laughs A Lot tries The Good Wife, Chaz in La talks China and Batman, Hooker Hotline, Chaz in La has a shout out, Nathan in St.Louis talks Rascals, Kristie in Nashville talks anniversary gifts, Rob talks Tuesday night hang out, Dorothy Parker on the move, Kathryn in AZ talks veteran burials, Jeremy Roenick fired for being straight, Nathan in CO talks gay harassment, Derek volunteers Romaine, Chris in MA needs tech support, Kanye West is a mess, Iron Man vs. Captain America, and Derek rants about Pepper Potts.

07.07.20 – Potato

DNR are back live, Podcast Awards shameless plug, Kanye West for president, Romaine gets some praise for ranting, Fire Island gays in trouble, Romaine attends a pool party, woman has terrifying growth in her kitchen, Dr. Jay talks mean girls at parties, Derek reviews Midway, Kathryn in AZ dreams of Romaine, Derek talks Upgrade Advantage, Jesse talks 13 Reasons Why, good shows with bad seasons, Star Girl, Romie gets into weird stuff, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN has some Facebook drama, Nathan in St. Louis has an attitude problem,. Chad in La is offended, Al in IL time shifts on COVID spikes, Nick Cordero RIP, DNR talk Hamilton on Disney Plus, Happy Jack talks 1776, and Mary Trump drops a nasty tell-all.

04.24.20 -Almost The Perfect Date

Teabagging, foreign owned apps, Dolly Parton and Buffy The Vampire Slayer, pillow drama, new DNR shirt and gift cards, neighbors turn out to be cousins, TeamStephen talks DNA drama, Marc in MN has a life falling apart, Romaine gives blood, Rebecca Black is queer, Romaine is vexed by a puzzle and cheats on her clean eating, Trump vs. disinfectants, Jeff in Palm Springs wants something else, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly changes his investments, Tony in Vegas needs fashion advice, Jeff in Palm Springs calls about Netflix and chill, Crouching Tiger and The Core, JD in WVA talks Hero and Jumping Jack Flash, Mark in Buffalo is self-isolated from work, Joe in Baltimore talking gambling addictions, Nathan in CO talks luxury travel, Jim in Palm Springs RUVEALS who is on Celebrity Drag Race, WTF Florida about a girl trapped at home, NJ advice about masks, Disneyland gets a break-in, and Last Call ends the show.

02.03.20 -Baby Nut

New Month, New Me. Iris is gone, Derek makes his friends miserable, Stuart in Rochester talks International Male catalog, 5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T and Willy Wonka, Cats gets rowdy screenings, Super Bowl chatter, LaundroMatt talks Shakira and JLo, Super Bowl commercials, Baby Yoda, Jeff in PS talks lightsabers and Hamilton, Trump doesn’t know where Kansas City is, Phil predicts early Spring, Sir Laughs A Lot takes on PETA, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in NorCal time shifts about toys, Rob in FL talks toy collecting, Kylie in Carson City talks hot dish, Contagion, Bridget finds missing relatives, Jeff in PS time shifts on Queerty Awards, Joe in Philly talks The Circle on Netflix, Masked Singer, and Chris in MA talks Coronavirus.

09.25.19 – Just Okay

Derek gets his pot pie on, Romaine is highly productive, DNR are just okay, Romaine impresses a straight guy, Ed Buck is on trial for murder, DNR have dramatic hookups, woman gets broken heart from wasabi, Jeff in CA talks wasabi, Rice University takes on Baylor over gay rights, Barbara Please talks Baylor LGBT student group, Derek has some quiet car drama, Brady reno show, Stanton in Austin talks Bradys and quiet car, Kelly Clarkson’s new show is a hit, naked Judge Judy in the sauna, naked man at Disneyland Paris, narco-sub seized full of drugs but how are they destroyed later, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in St. Louis talks Norm Korpi and Mark Ronson, Team Stephen talks drug incineration, Doug in Toronto talks Bunny and Bianca and Trudeau in blackface story, Trump impeachment, Jonathan in LA reacts to the Trump story, and Jonathan wonders about Trump subpoenas.