01.26.26 – Apple Farts

Derek gets a lot of snow and makes a new friend, Darren in NJ talks nosy neighbors, Romaine gets icy, and plays some games, Traitors UK coming to Peacock in February, NJ updates, Mamdani recommends Heated Rivalry and goes without a hat, MN has a rough weekend, Jeff in Palm Springs talks drag queens, DNR explore copyright drama, Hooker Hotline, Rich in CA talks candy, Lil Old Lady talks indoor temps, Tony in Vegas talks apples, Larry double dips on oatmeal cookies, Rick from Cal State LA timeshifts on old episodes, Julia in CA talks exercise, Bob in Philly talks Palm Royale, Pluribus, Chaz in La talks Kiss Of The Spider Woman, Jesse in Sacramento talks trivia night, and The Traitors ends the show.

03.14.25 – You Give Me Penis

Derek and Romaine nag you, NYC rent is too damn high, Morning Joe microplastic terror, cybertruck sales halted over falling panels, Pie Pants is sick, the wrap room continues, VA track star charged with assault, FDA cracks down on poppers, plane ini Denver catches fire, Monotone Marc talks VA policy change, Hooker Hotline, Michael in Nashville talks Traitors US, Gay Face Travis in CT Talks DNR 5×5 game, Survivor Sucks Dan talks new place, Billy in Philly talks decorating, Monotone Marc is on the move, decluttering advice, Tim from MI living with parents, Survivor Friday, and Last Call ends the week.

01.28.25- Wikipedia Famous

DNR 5×5 has a bug, Derek is Wikipedia famous, Critter Chat: elephant stomps tourist, SF to fine rich people more, GA man gets a picture instead of a drill, NJ drone update, Matt from Philly talks drones, LA could take more than a year to clear debris, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Michael Jackson, Nathan in St Louis talks Drag Race, Rob in FL talks prom dress and suits, Super Bowl on TUBI, Traitors US, Sharon Stone has a famous grandfather, Rowdy in NY talks ancestry, A Christmas Story becomes real life in Canada, penises are getting bigger, and Dan talks Challenger anniversary.

01.23.25- I Voted For Yourself

Derek hates winter and skips Facebook for a few days, Colliers in TX talks DNR 5×5, Oscar nominations, new LA fire, Tony in Vegas talks LA fire, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks Grindr, Rob in FL talks weather and Traitors, Drag Race, Larry in Pasadena talks Botox, Ric in El Paso talks LA fires, Katie talks dentists, GLP-1 has many other health benefits, and OK woman on death row for being a slut.

 

01.14.25 – AI Brad Pitt

Princess Kate on the mend, Traitors to air on NBC, OR man has face catch fire in surgery, French woman falls for Brad Pitt catfish scam, Drew Barrymore hits the apps, Armando in Miami talks Altadena and lemon cake, Disneyland third park plans, Chaz in La talks new theme park, Paris Hilton will find your pet, Tom Terrific talks Jay Leno, Chris in Mass talks The Simpsons, Hooker Hotline, Stacy in VA talks dryer popcorn, Jeff in Palm Springs talks TikTok videos and Wirecutter, Billy in Philly has an update, Craig in Switzerland talks Traitors UK, Traitors US, Brent in Austin talks Gayish tops survey, Gay Problems, Jeopardy hot Drew Goins, and Titanic salvage on hold for now.

01.13.25 – Time Is Precious

Derek has a mom update, Tony in Vegas talks LA, Shocking Confessions, Bob in WI is back, Iris birthday celebration, Drag Race gets a new fan, Romaine isn’t a hunter and loses a family member, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks Indigo Girls, Jerry Springer documentary, Survivor Sucks Dan talks Jerry Springer and moms, Craig in Switzerland timeshifts on skiing and floppy discs, Derek gets into Matlock, LaundroMatt talks brittle bones, Tom Terrific talks Matlock, Chaz in La talks youth, Billy in Philly talks Cologuard and abandoned car, Heidi Montag tops the charts, Meghan Markle show pushed to Netflix, and woman goes into MRI with a buttplug.

11.29.24- Yes Queen with Kataluna Enriquez

DNR talks beauty pageants, Michelle Visage, Derek forgets an old boss, Romaine judges a parade, Derek has many thoughts on NYC Pride, then guest Kataluna Enriquez the reigning Miss International Queen – USA talks pageants, being the oldest and what’s next for her.

03.26.24- Big Show Energy

Romaine has big show energy fueled by cats, cargo ship crashes into Key bridge, Chad in Seattle talks The Bulwark, Joe in Baltimore talks bridge collapse, Tyler in NorCal talks Key bridge, Billy in Philly talks bridge, FCC complaints about John Cena naked on The Oscars, Nicki Minaj has a full boob out at her concert, Iris sleeps through a concert, #TeamCyrus writes in about Freedomland USA, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs talks farts and Drag Race, Tom Terrific talks Amazing Race and Anatomy Of A Fall, Kristie in Nashville talks house fire, Shogun, Quiet On Set getting another episode, Little House turns 50, and Ronna McDaniel dropped by NBC News.

08.16.22 -Fun Fact

DNR have hot mic drama, alligator eats lady in Hilton Head, Australian actress Laura McCollugh is lost and found, Andrew gets detention, Robert in San Antonio talks awful kids, Carl Nassib signing with Tampa Bay, Tony in ATL talks No Men Beyond This Point, Bridget in AZ talks closeted sports figures, Ezra Miller headed for treatment, Girl Scout cookies get a new cookie, Kristie in Nashville talks Girl Scouts, Katie has a rebuttal, Fred in Scooby Doo played gay, pineapples for sex, Romaine reviews Uncoupled, Robert double dips on Uncoupled, Hooker Hotline, Ric From The Pig calls back to Supernatural and Airport, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Airport and Paris Is Burning, Monotone Marc talks Drag Race, Craig in Switzerland timeshifts on Zero Hour, Larry in Pasadena talks St. Elsewhere, Katie talks Capri Sun and chairlifts, Billy in Philly cooks some salmon, Tony in Vegas has feedback, Happy Jack talks hot mic, Love Island UK finale, Life After LockUp, La woman has a baby without a head, and there’s a mummy in the storage unit.

06.29.22 – An Indecent Lesbian Proposal

 

Romaine gets poison ivy and no sex, former intern Andrew comes back to defend himself, Derek casts a vote, R Kelly gets 30 years, Darren in NJ has a chat update, DNR cult memories, Colliers in TX talks cults, Chris Pratt insists he isn’t very religious, Romaine ensnares Father Dave, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Billy in Philly is a winner and meets a woman, Steve Martin and Ghostbusters, Zeke from Wizards of Waverly Place joins Only Fans, Denise Richards also joins Only Fans, Monotone Marc talks Denise Richards and Big Brother, Tom Terrific talks Denis Richards and Selena Gomez, Jackie has a Guess My Load, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy and The Boys and a ps on Umbrella Academy, Marvin in Syracuse talks ice cream and envelopes and gutters, Nathan in CO talks burning, Stanton in Austin talks self cleaning ovens, Survivor Sucks Dan talks tosses plates, Tyler in NorCal talks Mick Mulvaney and SCOTUS, Bruce’s Beach returns to the original owners, Cameron Diaz coming out of retirement, Jodie Foster doing True Detective, and Nathan in CO talks Cameron Diaz and Drag Race.

06.27.22 – If The Doc Martens Fit

Romaine is back, moving stones, helping Ovaries ladies, Museum of Natural History, Oy Vey comedy, Asbury Park adventures, Derek encounters the police, the IRS responds, DNR talk Roe Vs. Wade, Billy in Philly talks family history and sex, JayBee is worried for his sister, Terry in AZ had high hopes and time shifts on flyers, Derek says write a letter, Hooker Hotline, Dan in Orlando has Best Of feedback, Christian in Abilene enjoyed the Pride crossover, NYC pride group calls, Jeff in PS also has a messy pride call, Ben Affleck’s son crashes a car, JayBee double dips on Best Of feedback, Romaine guests on Just Jenny, Derek is a pride judge, #TeamSteven has a pride reaction, Kathy Najimy tried to help Kornbread get on Drag Race, Critter Chat has an ice cream surprise, Chris in Mass talks ice cream surprises, Romaine spots a turtle, SC man attacked by alligator while mowing, and too many babies.

12.07.21 – A Small Nightmare

Pearl Harbor Day, Fergie feels persecuted, Romaine hates feet, Billy in Philly talks feet and funerals, Tony in Vegas talks feet, Jussie Smollett trial updates, Romaine deals with a row and tires, Chris Cuomo freefall ,BTS taking an extended period of rest, Hooker Hotline, Ted in Lancaster talks Colton Underwood, Larry in Pasadena talks singing, Jeff in PS talks high school singing, Mara in Mass talks working from home, Nathan in CO works from home, urine and liquids in trash cans, Trucker Randy talks pee bottles, NorCal Hooker Bitch Brandon talks urine, DNR talk bagels Jeff in CA talks drag Christmas and Hallmark ornaments, Romaine sources a hard to find gift and escapes the room, Scott in Austin talks time apart, and Critter Chat has a therapy sheep attack.

11.18.21- Permanent Pucker

Derek walks into an HR nightmare, winter is coming, Fearless Girl expiring, Romaine gets used at home, DNR fight about Christmas, Derek gets into Harold Lloyd, Eliza Dushku testifies on sexual harassment, Henry Cavill wants to be James Bond, Billy in Philly is DFA over inflation, Survivor Sucks Dan talks proof of life, Survivor chatter, Rick in El Paso talks scorpions, Romaine has family news, Staples Center gets renamed Crypto.com, Tyler in NorCal talks investing and gay for pay, Diana opens on Broadway, Monotone Marc talks Broadway, homophobic florist drops her SCOTUS case, flower tattoos and dance chaperones, KJ Apa wants to be on Drag Race, and Ghislaine Maxwell trial starts.

09.28.21 – Mean And Hungry

Activate that clit, Derek gets replaced, Romaine gets into the mix, Derek gets a new iPhone, The View hosts have false positives, Lucian Piane back in trouble, Romaine shows off her new tattoo, Romaine has a taco bell fail but you can subscribe, Amazon making a home robot Astro, Hooker Hotline, Mara in Mass talks Unwanted Words, Chance in NY gets laid, Rick in El Paso talks passenger pigeons, Steve from RI time shifts on Richard Hatch, high school bans backpacks, Pie Pants gets kidnapped, Anderson Cooper leaving Wyatt nothing, Chaz in La has a school update and Drag Race contestants, George in SF talks covid, and Critter Chat AZ neighborhood besieged by rats and Rome threatened by wild boars.

06.14.21 – Professional Penis Rubbing

DNR have guests, upcoming Zooms, Romaine spots a spoiler, NBC reality show halted over diarrhea, Romaine is a professional child, Dean Phoenix memories, American Idol’s David Archuleta comes out, Romaine helps with a plant problem, Darren in NJ needs some help, Mark wonders about the future of pride, #CWPride, Clarice might end, Romaine reviews In The Heights, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks Line Of Duty, Rachel in Rochester talks Drag Race, Derek talks Big Rig, #TeamSteven talks awards, Chance talks Fan Favorites and streaming service icons, gay gasps, listener shout out, Candace in KC can’t stop hooking, Sir Laughs A Lot responds, Derek explains his Twitter, Critter Chat: caterpillars attack Maine, Romaine does a cat match, Chris in Mass talks lobster diving, flight attendant loses it, Trey in LA talks unruly passengers, and War Memorial bathroom goes viral.

02.02.21 -Plow Me Baby One More Time

Romaine gets plowed, six more weeks of DNR, Jeff Bezos stepping down, LaundroMatt has thoughts on capitalism, conspiracy theories hit the SCOTUS, LaurdoMatt double dips on spouses,Impeachment begins, White House pets, Darren in NJ talks semantics, Critter Chat snowy owl returns to Manhattan, America Girl doll of the year, Romie steals a laptop, Hooker Hotline, Chance talks Bridgerton, Tim in MI talks lady parts, Katie loves her shoutout, Marc in MN talks extra show, SoulCycle instructor gets the vaccine early, Airstream rolls out an office, Billy in Philly talks small houses and Doris Day, Darren double dips RVs, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race, Tom Terrific talks Drag Race, Kathryn in AZ talks American Girl doll, and Dolly Parton doesn’t want your medal.

08.05.20 -Martha Dearest

DNR are back, 2020 is too much, tropical storm update, BILLY IN PHILY suggests an adventure, Italian tourist breaks toes, Beirut explosion, Jonathan in LA talks Big Brother, Mulan coming to Disney Plus, Monotone Marc talks Love Island, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks quarantine weddings, NYC parties get busted, Billy in FL time shifts on pizza toppings, Dom in Seattle talks party boat fails, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Spider-Canada Drag Race, Man Into The Spider-verse, Christian in Abilene talks Dairy Queen, Chaz in La talks Harley Quinn show, Nathan in CO talks Martha Dearest, Sean in KC talks quarantine weddings, Princess Beatrice gets married at a distance, Tyler in NorCal talks HGTV, Supermarket Sweep couple not gay, Romaine is a good neighbor, Derek has a video update, Mary Trump is a best seller, and Trump talks to himself.

6.22.20 -Absentee Fathers Day

DNR sing their way back home, Derek injures himself, Romaine passes out, Father’s Day gets skipped, Chad in La time shifts on Batman and George in SF responds, Tom Terrific talks Dana Delany, Derek reviews Portrait Of A Lady On Fire, , Romaine uses lesbian ingenuity, flat tires and time capsules, Eskimo Pie to change name, Still Hookin Tracy defends cougars, Tony in Vegas talks rebranded food, Hooker Hotline, Julie in AZ talks curbside OBGYN, Billy in Philly has a Lady Gaga tribute, Tulsa rally undone by Tik Tok teens, Survivor Sucks Dan has a sexy time suggestion, ice cream as self care, KellyPie talks Netflix and Chill, Chris in MA time shifts on Disney hotel booking, Jeff in PS talks Disney parks and Drag Race All Stars, Jeremy in WeHo talks AMC reopening, and random fireworks going off in US cities.

6.15.20 – Back-Ish

DNR are back in Studio A, Critter Chat has Derek delayed by a bird and Mark in Buffalo misses his cat, Perry Mason coming to HBO, Romaine has tire drama, Apple Store is a no for Derek, NYC life is back-ish, DNR are happy to be out of the house, Romaine has a poison ivy update, Jonathan in LA talks SCOTUS ruling, Billy in Philly talks religious freedom. Craig in CA talks SCOTUS, Romaine has settled on a TV and Jonathan in Nashville has thoughts, guest Shayne T. Ward joins from the UK talks Coronation Street and his new charity single Over The Rainbow, Hooker Hotline, Wayward Tom time shifts on Filthy Rich, Derek talks 42nd Street, Chad in La talks There Will Be Blood and No Country For Old Men, Trucker Bobby checks-in, Jeff in Palm Springs spoils Drag Race, Oprah has still got it, The Help trends on Netflix, Tyler in NorCal talks cancel culture, Stassi is pregnant, and Colliers in TX stands with cancel culture.

6.11.20 – A Fleet Of Bacon

Romaine has tech drama and cooking at home turns into a fight, Nathan in CO weighs in on cooking and Tony is his soul mate,Jeopardy is out of episodes and Trey has thoughts, pregnant in high school, more Filthy Rich, Tony in Vegas talks Prince Andrew, Prince Philip has a birthday, DNR Shop update, Hooker Hotline, Still Hookin Tracy time shifts on her own call, Jeff in PS talks Drag Race Untucked, Kelly Clarkson divorcing and Rob in FL weighs in, Garth Brooks coming to the drive-in, Lady Antebellum change their name, NASCAR bans confederate flags, MLS headed to WDW, UFC Fight Island, We Were Here doc, Critter Chat a crocodile that walked on two legs, Chad in La talks Avatar The Last Airbender, Stanton in Austin talks crocodile, Chris in MA rebuts Last Airbender, and Derek tries to explain Bose Einstein Condensates.

09.05.19 – Heart To Heart

John and Iris abandon Romaine, Romie leads an intervention, Jonathan in LA talks Big Brother, dating dumb people, Facebook Dating is coming, how to Catfish, Romaine snags a listener, Veronica Mars, What Is Happening Jayson has a TV suggestion called Extreme Engagement, guest Monique Heart drops by Studio A to talk RuPaul’s Drag Race and her new single, Hooker Hotline, Kristie raves about Nashville, Chance time shifts on home repairs, Tracy questions Straight Pride, the Cadbury Bunny returns, Larry in Pasadena time shifts on The Wizard of Oz, Jeff in Palm Springs defends his previous call, Derek has a chubby face, John in Providence talks Booksmart, Romaine plays games, and this maid of honor is a dinosaur.