Hacks lezzes out, Romaine heads to trivia, Derek’s town mad about solar panels, Romie is mad at her hair, Kara Swisher hands out with Gwyneth Paltrow, Hooker Hotline, Rick from Cal State LA talks recorded shows, Jesse in Sacramento talks Kevin Bacon, Jen talks Mr Beast, Survivor 50 spoiler talk, Tom Terrific talks Survivor, Chonkers gets a plushie, Devil Wears Prada 2, NC dog raiding the refrigerator, Scotland petting zoo sickens 16, Nancy Guthrie update, DNR talk weekend plans and Last Call ends the show.
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03.19.26 – Lemon Pound Cake
Bachelorette gets postponed, lesbian divorce rates are high, Traitors UK, Afroman wins pound cake case, Coldplay couple continues to make it worse for themselves, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville talks DNR AI, Matt in Philly talks Star Wars, Dave in SoCal talks scorpions, Romaine has a house update, Romie Pie Pants embraces a new decade, Now Voyager, another Duggar son arrested, Cesar Chavez allegations, and Mamdani wife in hot water.
01.09.26- A Horse Mound
It’s Friday! Jesse timeshifts about Tyra Sanchez, Romaine doesn’t feel well, Iris’s mom has a housing suggestion, Jesse in Sacramento talks DNR shop, Rise of the Resistance down at Disneyland, Tony in Vegas talks Walt Disney World and Golden Globes, Good Hang podcast, Tom Terrific talks Gwyneth Paltrow, Romaine posts in social media, Jeremy from Grand Rapids talks Iris’s gym, Ilde in AZ talks tech, Critter Chat 550lb bear gets evicted, CA woman eaten by a shark, 9yo girl hospitalized with hairball, WTF FL man wrecks a Outback toilet, George in SF talks balls, mini Gay Days, Doomsday plane spotted in LA, Rowdy in NY talks Doomsday plane, MN shooting, and Last Call.
03.06.25- These Old Hookers
DNR are back, Testflight has an update, Romaine has power drama and then more drama, guest Anne Steele heads to City Winery and Joe’s Pub, Derek finds more money, Romaine has a sad dream, TX grid is a mess, McDonalds ice cream machines get AI, Paltrow makes her menopause worse by drinking, Adam from ATL talks Queer As Folk and shared money, Hooker Hotline, Kenny in CA is sad, Monotone Marc talks Amazing Race, Craig in Buffalo talks binge watching, Matt in Philly talks Will & Grace, Michael in Nashville talks Traitors, Christian in Abilene talks The Pitt, Matt in Philly talks Trump speech, Bob in Philly timeshifts on Bahamas cruise Oscars and Survivor, Lil Ole Larry talks New Jersey and hot Aussies, Doug in CT has family issues, Billy in Philly talks DOGE, Krystal in SD talks NIH funding and firefighters, Traitors prediction, and Pope Francis is on the mend.,
07.10.24- Goop Pooper
GALA full of listeners, Romaine loves an oatmeal raisin cookie, woman bites flight attendant, pastor hits wife on flight, Delta switches to pasta only meals, Trey in LA talks coach meals, YouTube physics, Canadian arsonist sets self own fire, man pours margarita in woman’s ass, Elton John pees in a bottle, man poops the bed at Gwyneth Paltrow’s house, Tom Terrific talks Goop pooper, Jonathan in Nashville talks Wegovy, Nathan in CO apologizes, Hooker Hotline, Jen in LA timeshifts on grocery store checkout, St. Louis Worlds Fair, Horizon 2 pulled from theaters, Billy in Philly talks SCOTUS, and Critter Chat man tries to smuggle 100 snakes in his pants.
11.15.23 – Like A Crazy Person
Gwyneth Paltrow ski incident becomes a musical, Cher hates AI as it is being used to bring back Edith Piaf, Romaine is obsessed with her cat, Nathan in CO has cat issues and talks Roger Rabbit, Robbie Williams Netflix documentary, Tom Terrific talks Queenmaker documentary, Dean McDermott splits with Tori over pig in the bed and chicken in the bathroom, Ben in Seattle talks public pooping, woman turns it out at funeral, Hooker Hotline, tim from MI talks Matlock, Big Peter talks Pink and ride pooping, Happy Jack talk Elfster, Billy in Philly talks funerals and concerts, Kraft wants moist to be the word of the year, Jesse in Sacramento talks moist, Billie Ellish wants to go on Survivor and Jeff Probst has words for the quitters, Young Sheldon ending after season seven, Balenciaga selling a $925 towel skirt, Will Smith assistant says he saw something and Jada Pinkett ready to sue.
10.18.23 – Murder Door
Hump Day! Derek gets in a Twitter fight over gay rights, NY court employee arrested at Trump fraud trial, Romaine mad at Iris and needs to deal with her cat, JD in WVa and Tom Terrific talk cat pills, Grey’s Anatomy out of ideas, WTF FL fourth grade class watches Winnie The Pooh Blood And Honey horror film, truckers steal 4200 cases of booze, Biden joins Truth Social and it won’t be going public, Dark Brandon mugs are a hit, Joran van der Sloot confesses to Natalee Holloway murder, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks recalls, Rowdy talks military conscription and Madonna, Julia in CA timeshifts on Air Force,. Romaine is shocked by a lack of internal monologue, What Is Happening Jayson talks Insurrectionist Next Door, Derek talks light bulbs, Doug in CT talks Indian summer, Derek talks portable blenders, Tyler in NorCal and Billy in Philly have thoughts, Tyler double dips on cheese, Still Hookin’ Tracy talks portable blender, and Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t like the term nepo baby!
05.03.23- He Hails From Dildo
Romaine is a good luck charm, Pie Pants trades up for Panda Express, baby poop study, awkward GQ correction, Canada has a penis iceberg, FAA considering updating their med kits, Trey in LA talks med kits, Colliers in TX talks in flight emergencies, Carrie Fisher getting a star, elk tooth pendant yields ancient DNA, Jesse in Sacramento apologies and talks genealogy, Hooker Hotline, Eric in Portland talks Dildo Whisperer, Julia in CA talks rats, Larry in Pasadena reveals his earliest memory, Kevin Costner divorcing, Sir Laughs A Lot talks marriage, Derek is shocked by fresh gossip, Ilde in AZ talks Romaine’s parents, Gwyneth Paltrow compares her exes, and JLo stuns at the Met Gala.
04.05.23- Walk Farts
Fan Favorite. Swishy drops by, Don Lemon subject of bombshell report, Gillian Anderson nipple watch, Romaine has a squirrel friend update, Nathan in CO talks squirrels, April calendar recap, Tom Brady and Reese Witherspoon dating?, staying together for the kids, Happy Jack talks prenups and Don Lemon, The View has to add coasters, farts gone wrong, Jesse in Sacramento talks farts, Tom Terrific talks mall farts, Hooker Hotline, Doug in CT talks hallucinating seniors, Julia in Union City talks grandparents, Nathan in CO talks freezers, Harry Potter TV reboot considered, Monotone Marc talks Harry Potter, Siskel & Ebert are back, Paltrow lawyer mistaken for Clark Kent, Billy in Philly talks Marla Maples, George in SF talks Clark Kent and pets, and Critter Chat has primates fooled by the French Drop.
04.03.23 – He Said She Shed
Derek has a tech update, Romaine reveals her birthday surprise, Nathan in CO talks Waffle House and Gwyneth Paltrow, Billy in FL talks Paltrow trial, Monotone Marc talks travel adventure, What Is Happening Jayson talks she sheds, Romaine deals with a lack of power, Pope Francis goes viral, McDonalds closing corporate offices temporarily for layoffs, Tony in Vegas talks reunions, Billy in Philly talks power outages, Derek talks valuables, Tom Terrific talks Waffle House, Critter Chat Romaine has new squirrel friends, Sir Laughs A Lot talks squirrels, Hooker Hotline, RuPaul on Lingo, Rafi in NYC talks DNR pigeon, Brad in Houston time shifts on hallucinating and therapy and Tik Tok, LaundroMatt talks attacks on the community, Trucker Randy has a gay moment, Tyler in NorCal talks coded gay language and Kathy in OH, Still Hookin’ Tracy talks about wives, Rick from Cal State LA has birthday wishes and talks Vertigo, fart jars, and a woman is headed to the moon.
03.30.23 – Ask Romaine Anything
MLB opening day, Trucker Bobby talks old pillows and drag shows, Ric in El Paso has birthday wishes and Wendy the cow, Derek’s mom talks pillows, Julia in Union City time sifts on competency tests, Dr. Jay has a theory, Derek might be right about Romaine’s birthday, Ilde in AZ talks Twitch and gifts, Nile Rodgers gets turned down at the door, Mark asks Romaine anything, Kathryn in AZ and Tony in Vegas have birthday wishes, Donald Trump indicted, 2022 Lake Mead body identified, Hart’s Island opening to visitors, Nathan in CO asks about unclaimed money, Billy in Philly has birthday wishes, RuPaul builds a bear, Trey in LA has questions, Jesse in Sacramento talks music, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy and sperm, Romaine works on her car, Derek talks local crime, Flatiron Building sale in trouble and listeners have thoughts, Dan in Orlando talks phones and Disney, What Is Happening Jayson talks Paltrow trial, 23 Skidoo, Tyler in NorCal talks Paltrow case, King Charles greeted by Burger King fans, Happy Jack has happy wishes and talks royals, and Last Call ends the show.
03.27.23 – Good In Close Quarters
DNR on the move, Happy Jack talks interns and the cantina, Tony in Vegas talks Christmas, Alice in NYC time shifts on Tractor Supply, Romaine is that lesbian now, Gwyneth Paltrow trial update and Tom Terrific has thoughts, Marc in MN talks chat and Paltrow, WI bans rainbow songs, Adam in ATL talks Kermit the Frog, Romaine reviews John Wick and Tyler in NorCal has thoughts, Jennifer Aniston wants to join White Lotus, Survivor Sucks Dan talks stunt casting and St. Patrick’s Day, Tom Terrific double dips on Jennifer Aniston and jar farts, Hooker Hotline, Kelly Pie talks progress and dick or dyke, Sherry in TX talks Any Body For Tea, Christian in Abilene talks speed multiplier, Rowdy in NY time shifts on David statue, Derek talks Cruising, Daniel Radcliffe to be a dad, Agatha Christie getting scrubbed, and Billy in Philly talks disturbing images.
03.24.23- The Bare Breast Of Justice
DNR are back live after a fight with Verizon, Derek has a run in with Beetlejuice and meets the coworker of a listener, Darcelle XV RIP at 92, Pie Pants has scary school drama, WTF FL principal loses job over Michelangelo’s David statue, phrogger captured in a WA state home, Rihanna gets a terrible marriage proposal, Romaine has baby shrimp, Hooker Hotline, Ilde in AZ talks Dildo Whisperer, Monotone Marc liked Wednesday’s show, Rafi responds to Billy in Philly, DNR recall their earliest brushes with stardom, George Santos pleads guilty, Paltrow ski case update, Vertigo remake in the works, To Catch A Thief, The L Word Generation Q is canceled, and Romaine does some Last Call from the chat room.
03.22.23 – Unemployed Vagina
Fan Favorite! Derek has to go to a fancy event, Chevrolet is discontinuing the Camaro, Romaine’s vagina is still unloved, Rob in FL has tech questions and cruise penis, Derek and JayBee talk generous people, Tyler in NorCal talks farts, George in SF talks hookup apps, Dick Van Dyke in car accident, Gwyneth Paltrow in ski accident case, Ric in El Paso talks JayBee and Love Island, Nathan in CO talks History of the World and Cuck On Earth and Gwyneth Paltrow, Tom Terrific talks skiing, more celebrity farts, Tony in Vegas talks farts, Travis in CT talks farts, LaundroMatt doesn’t want our farts, Larry in Pasadena talks Rafi and Gay Mens Chorus, Monotone Marc talks Rafi, Billy in Philly talks to Katie Kate Kates and Rafi, Hooker Hotline, Fabuloso, and then there was a lot more after Derek left but no one bothered to finish this description so you’ll just have to keep listening to see how this car crash ends!
08.23.22 -Camel No
People are ready to travel, Derek casts a vote, train danger, Romaine is filled with rage, laughing gas the hot trend in labor, doppelgängers share a lot of genes, Critter Chat woman rescued from bear attack by her dog, Dennis Rodman wants to rescue Brittney Griner, Ukraine update, US companies reshore 350,000 jobs this year, Romaine’s niece gets an honor, Rowdy gets a new job and Starflight, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene heads to jury duty, Roderick in Philly talks elections and famous lesbians, Happy Jack talks robocalls, Tyler in NorCal talks Wisconsin, Ben in Seattle talks secret DNR hater and Derek’s mom, Marvin in Syracuse talks lottery tickets and french fries, labiaplasty on the rise, Survivor Sucks Dan talks Focus Group ideas and kids in trouble, Kathy Griffin crowd sources her cancer diagnosis, and Gwyneth Paltrow joins Shark Tank.
6.17.20 -Spencer For Hire
DNR talk Father’s Day drama, Marc in MN is thrown off his game, Dr. Jay gets a video call, #TeamSteven deals with daddy issues, Happy Jack talks canceliversary, Romaine has a snake update, space station gets a new toilet, sex in space, Gwyneth Paltrow has a new candle, hooking up in Brooklyn, LaudroMatt talks outrborough hook-ups, Romaine is a flag hag and Tony has suggestions, Nathan in CO talks long distance hook-ups, American Masters does Mae West, Hooker Hotline, John in RI time shifts on poison ivy, Chris in MA time shifts on snakes, Tyler in NorCal talks Paltrow candle, Romaine responds to listener emails, Kathryn in AZ responds to the emails, Aunt Jemima RIP and Dr. Jay has thoughts, Kristen Stewart will play Diana, Tom Terrific talks Kristen Stewart, Chris in MA talks bland actors, and Danny Masterson gets charged.
02.27.20 -Q Is For Quarantined
Romaine is back, Jungle Cruise sinks, Happy Jack talks sinking ships, Earth gets a mini moon, Romaine gives a tech update and a health update, Dr. Jay talks Romaine’s health, Ronny Jackson hid cauliflower in the president’s mashed potatoes, Mad Mike Hughes fails to prove the earth is flat, tit monkey gets replaced, What’s Your Gay Problem deals with being in the closet, Impractical Jokers, Covid-19 update has Derek worried about the administration’s response, Hooker Hotline, Rick in Cal State LA time shifts on fetishes and rats and Forensic Files, Grant talks Forensic Files, Marc in MN has a lot to say, hot murderers, Derek has a prison blind item, Romaine wants to set a gossip trap, Ken from NC talks Forensic Files, Utah moves to decriminalize polygamy, Pete is the wrong kind of gay, Romaine watched the #DemDebate, and Gwyneth Paltrow dons a mask.
01.13.20 – Raining Carcasses
DNR is for old people, little girl wasn’t kidnapped, Romaine’s short weekend ends at the Funplex, pinball versus Ms. Pac Man, Romaine reviews AJ and the Queen, Derek finishes The Watchmen, Tony in Vegas likes the old stars and is missing someone, Critter Chat vultures torment border patrol, Adam from Sisstown drops by Studio A to talk weather, Sir Laughs A Lot talks AJ and the Queen and Puerto Rico earthquakes, Derek gets a wrong number, Adam is bringing new friends to the next DNR Cruise, sunglasses at night, crazies in the bathroom, Hooker Hotline, Dawn Davenport, nude handymen, Jeff in Palm Springs talks attendance and Cracker Barrel, sex drought for Geo Y, Stanton in Austin pushes back on Cracker Barrel, Coors and brand loyalty, Dracula, Craig in CA talks Cory Booker, Derek recaps the race, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Dem race, and Paltrow vagina candle sells out.
01.10.20 -A Legless Bootlegger
Packets are on their way, Puerto Rico has an earthquake, romantic proposal goes viral, Jonathan in LA talks Woke AF going viral, Gwyneth Paltrow is in a giant vagina, natural births aren’t for Romaine, Tony in Vegas talks Pimple Popper season, Derek takes up weaving, Elizabeth Warren doesn’t wash her face, Romaine hates your feet, Darren in NJ wonders about dirty towels, Romaine sleeps with a pillow person, LaurdroMatt talks pillow people and Disneyland, fireman almost dies from a popcorn kernel, Harry Potter is getting a NYC pop up store and Jonathan reviews the show without spoilers, Hooker Hotline, Stacy from VA tried Snowpiercer, Monotone Marc talks Harry Potter show, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy GOAT and Meghan Markle, Sean in Kansas City talks Barbara Walters, New York may allow gestational surrogacy, LaudroMatt talks surrogacy, Jonathan recommends Don’t Fuck With Cats on Netflix, George in SF talks AJ and the Queen, Tyler in NorCal pushes back on GOT, public dramas ending in ice cream, Meadowlands goes to TV, Bernie leads in Iowa and Bloomberg spends big, Monotone Marc talks Bone Collecto, Xorje won’t be on a jury, r and Last Call ends the show.
08.28.19 – Harlatons
Katie fills in because Romaine is a mess, Derek deals with litter, Romaine is back but Derek is weird on the street, Romie makes a new friend, Jerry Falwell Jr. in another real estate deal with a hot personal trainer, Harvey Weinstein legal updates, sing-a-long Patterson, Romaine sewer update, Critter Chat for a mouse in the house, Martha Stewart vs Gwyneth Paltrow, Donny is a big star now, Theo of Love Island has dramatic injury, chicken sandwich wars, Luke talks chicken life cycle, Jonathan talks Gillibrand dropping out, September debate stage is set, Hooker Hotline, Mindhunter and the Boys, Derek wonders about what happened to serial killers, Romaine makes her grand escape, Kathryn in AZ talks local meet up, bugs in a light fixture, Disney makes some announcements about Star Wars and EPCOT, LaundroMatt talks Disney, and Chris in Mass talks EPCOT.
08.07.19 – Kars 4 Kids
Derek has a flashback, Romaine drops into the bowl, old cars for Romie, Utah memories, Bob in WI has thoughts on used cars, Mikey T has a Snelgroves update, sharing food can be gross, Sir Laughs A Lot has a horrible food memory, Michael heads to Chuck E Cheese, Jonathan in LA has questions for Pie Pants, Derek clarifies his comments from yesterday’s show, a backfire on Broadway freaks people out, update on the Brazilian cross dress escape, being bad with names, Joshua Rush comes out as bi but he hates his photo, Taylor Swift maybe came out on Instagram, Pie Pants weighs in, Hooker Hotline, Rick in LA talks Booksmart and the Farewell, Tim in Illinois talks favorite boss, Mark in Milwaukee talks good boss, What’s That Smell is back, Sir Laughs A Lot talks regular pooping, What Is Happening Jayson talks Ryan Murphy, Derek’s friend tells an off color dad joke, Gwyneth Paltrow has relationship drama, OK police department warns parents about Grindr, LaudroMatt talks apps, Romie gives her perspective on kids on apps, and WDW may add another land.