08.13.26- Dress For Success

Romaine needs a nap, Derek explains a show title, Romaine makes a correction, relationship flags, Luigi Mangione to plead guilty, Billy in Philly talks prison terms, Alaska surrogate gives birth in Texas, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Disco Duck, Rob in FL talks The Shards, Matt in Philly talks Nelsons, Mark in Buffalo talks Nelsons and Disco Duck, Gary in CT talks Airplane, Howard Stern dress code, Romaine makes a purchase, and Nicholas Hoult joins new Harry Potter series.

12.03.24- Uhaulidays

Romaine doesn’t know the Bradys, Wizards of Baking, Trey in LA talks Brady Bunch house, Romaine digs into holiday movies, brain rot is Oxford word of the year, Happy Jack talks Merry Gentlemen and holiday travel, Derek has a gay Jeopardy twist, Matt in Philly has a Christmas movie idea, missing Hawaiian woman fled to Mexico, Mattel gets a class action lawsuit, Marvin in Syracuse talks vault sale, Derek pronounces things weird, Rafii talks frog, Notre Dame is reopening, NJ harassed by drones, Niita talks drones and Disney, Meghan Trainor has botox mistake, Romaine has a hole update, Nathan ini CO has questions, Chris in MA talks prune juice, gays using poppers at Wicked, and Delta has international stowaway.

05.24.24 – Right In The Butt

NYC Fleet Week, Romaine in for a surprise and has a cat update, UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell doesn’t want his son to be gay, Billy in Philly talks Fridays, Romaine has mommy issues, Wheel of Fortune goes anal, Derek won’t be on Jeopardy Pop Culture, Survivor finale with spoilers, Marc in MN talks hooker calls, WTF FL priest bites woman at church, Nathan in CO talks communion, Critter Chat football player finds surprise in his toilet, drink with chickens day, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN has an idea, Survivor Sucks Dan talks Mr. Big, Jeff in PS is grateful, Monotone Marc talks Reefer Madness, The Fall Guy, George in SF talks IF and Furiosa, Bob in Philly talks Death Becomes Her, a messy gym call, Madame Web, new Knives Out movie coming, iris is into Harry Potter, Princess of Wales staying home all year, and Last Call ends the show.

04.05.24-Jonny McGovern Is Gay AF

Universal Studios plans big Florida expansion and that gets DNR talking theme parks, then Jonny McGovern joins the show to talk Drag Race and his new podcast Jonny McGovern is Gay AF.

11.09.22- Love it Or Fist It

Romaine breaks a printer, Derek gets a new Congressman, Chaz happy with the election, Nathan in CO talks local election, Jeopardy exhibition game is cursed, Critter Chat shark jumps in a boat, Tom Terrific talks Steve Kornacki, I’ll Be Hole For Christmas, Ted in Lancaster talks daylight savings time, LaundroMatt talks pet care, Sir Laughs A Lot talks dogs, AMC gets into Zoom, Romaine is worried about Derek, UPS truck loses a bunch of SAT tests, Star Wars hotel looks like Andor prison, and Derek is ready for a Harry Potter reboot.

11.03.22 – Elf Care

Derek gives a true shout out, LaundroMatt talks scaffolding, Harry Potter fans can’t stop leaving socks on a beach, Romaine gets served Christmas, NJ is for winners, Lindsay Lohan has a Christmas single dropping, Mariah Carey is the Queen Of Christmas, Romaine is skipping Taylor Swift, Dolly done touring, Selena Gomez throwing a wedding themed birthday party, Derek emotionally confronted by a contractor, Cindy Crawford not a meaningful beauty, Julie Bowen fell in love with a woman, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in PS time shifts on Wendy the cow, down with homework, Nita has church feedback, Chris wants a Cow For Christmas poster, Dateline owl murder, Tom Terrific talks The Staircase, Larry in Pasadena talks cars, Derek has a Gremlin memory, JD in WVa talks cars, Marvin in Syracuse talks social media, Halloween potato experiment, Critter Chat family dog turned into a rug, Dahmer is not gay entertainment, Rowdy time shifts on glass doors, and DNR get some thoughtful gifts.

08.29.22- Two Many Weddings

It’s a hot Monday, Natalie Portman TV show shut down over extortion threat, Romaine spring cleans her sex toys and loses a tree, Billy in Philly talks wood chipper, Bronx woman drops through her bathroom floor, Dr. Oz trolled over crudite Stanton in Austin has some hot talk, Tora Tora Tora, JK Rowling said she chose not to do the Harry Potter reunion, Jonathan in Nashville talks the good versus the perfect, Hooker Hotline, Tina in NC talks snoring and has a humblebrag, Big Peter timeshifts on Locked Up NJ and NBC, Mara in Mass calls in from a DNR meet-up, OH couple arrested for sex on the Wonder Wheel, Julia in CA talks TV recommendations, Dark revisited, Artemis scrubs launch, WASP 39-b has CO2, Britney Spears drops a surprise recording and her mom has thoughts, Tyler in NorCal talks space, stars leave social media for their mental health, Meghan Markle launches podcast, and JLo mad at wedding guest.

01.04.22 – Shroom with A View

Fan Favorite! It’s Twitch Tuesday! Don’t Look Up and Spiderman, Colliers in TX talks long movies, Aaron in PHX loved Don’t Look Up, meteor explodes in Pittsburgh, Jesse in CA says hi, Romaine gets some dental work done, Chris in MA talks teeth, Rick From The Pig talks HSA and Harry Potter, Tom Terrific talks Harry Potter, Derek reviews CODA, Patterson family compound moves forward, LaundroMatt talks mushrooms, Mike in China talks fungus and hemp, snowstorm strands motorists in Virginia, Claybourne Elder pays it forward and gets a nice surprise, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Christian rehab, Monotone Marc talks Amazing Race, Darren in NJ talks Beth Stern, Monotone Marc double dips on Celebrity Big Brother, Critter Chat: crab steals golf clubs, Wheel Of Fortune chooses the wrong word, Betty White golden residuals, Romaine’s new year’s resolution, Tom Terrific talks Vanna White, Billy in Philly talks Betty White and random drama, Omicron updates, and Sir Laughs A Lot gets boosted.

6.24.21 – Open Can Worms Everywhere

DNR get some listener mail about a missing cat and vaccines doses, Britney Spears speaks up, George in SF talks Richard Simmons and Stan Lee, Surfside apartment building collapses, Prince George told he will be King and Archie won’t be Earl of Dumbarton, Billy in Philly talks money, legos to launch recycled plastic bricks, What is Happening Jayson talks Harry Potter, The Night Watch gets its missing panels back, Hooker Hotline, Bridget in AZ talks rainbows at pride, Romaine gets shafted on Mother’s Day, listener cringes at drug talk, Paul likes Adam Sank’s new show, Adam Sank calls in to talk about his new show and Evan Hansen, Chiristina Clemons qualifies with cool ranch, Still Hookin’ Tracy needs to speak to Jeff, Romaine disappointed by Mare of Easttown lesbians, Kanye West sues WalMart, Tyler in NorCal agrees with Romaine, Harrison Ford injured on set, Romaine has a drone update, and Hyundai buys Boston Dynamics.

05.03.21 – Puto On Pluto

DNR on the move, Derek gets a birthday response, clementines and the living is easy, Romaine scoots her boot, Rick from the Pig talks scurvy, sensual hair washing, Snow White’s Enchanted controversy, Sir Laughs A Lot talks spanish swear words, Romaine wants more from Iris, Tom Terrific talks family relations, Billy in Philly talks family, Hooker Hotline, mad about Richard, Steven in Denver time shifts on AIBO, Travis in CT emails in, Rob in FL talks Cougar Town, Caitlyn Jenner in hot water, Jeremy in WeHo talks CA recall, Bill and Melinda Gates divorcing, Janet Mock melts down, Homer is a big talking dog, King Of The Hill, Harry Potter, George in SF talks stones, and Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner? We will never find out.

01.27.21 – Lending Library Of Sex Toys

Fan Favorite. Hump Day! Romaine needs a break, Massimo behind bars, Romaine is back from therapy, Tom Terrific has teacher feedback, Jungle Cruise makeover, seven day countdown, wrestler kills sex doll, sharing sex toys, Cloris Leachman RIP, Romaine’s soda anniversary coming up, Derek’s dream life, George in SF talks indie movies and relationships, Hooker Hotline, Tim from MI talks billion dollar lottery, Rick from the Pig talks microwaves, Patterson family drama, Emma Thompson is not a man, future Broadway, Elliot Page divorcing, Miss Angie talks relationships, HBO Max developing Harry Potter series, Jonathan in Nashville talks Harry Potter, Derek corrects on The Hat, Pamela Anderson gets married, and Romaine ruins the ending.

03.16.20 -Ghost Maid

DNR are in studio, SF shelters in place, Ted Cruz agrees with AOC, Mike knows Derek wants to talk about himself, Nathan in CO talks Westworld, Emma Stone, Derek has a Ghost Maid, Romaine has a weekend project, RuPaul is fracking in Wyoming, Darren in NJ wants Derek to explain the oil commodities market, Craig in CA responds to his super activated listener status, Derek’s mom goes to dinner, Andrew Gillum heads to rehab, Disney releases Frozen 2 early, DNR talk future of movies, LaundroMatt talks streaming services, Romie starts home schooling, Hooker Hotline, trash day and bed bugs, Trucker Randy deals with his parents, Spainish soccer star RIP, Romaine runs out of trash TV, Tyler in NorCal talks assigned risk, Olive time shifts on Friday talks liquor delivery, Rick in Cal State LA time shifts on screenwriting, Activist Mommy gets a divorce, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race, #TeamStephen talks Trixie Mattel, and Cedric is the last top left in Hufflepuff.

10.10.19 – Fertile Turtle

Season of Giving, Derek is inconvenienced by a corpse, Romaine deals with a stern lady, California blacks out, George in SF talks power outages, Romaine has a 23 state challenge update, sports bras go to pot, Anchorage memory card solves a murder, America’s most prolific serial killer, Elton John dishes on his tour with Tina Turner, Hooker Hotline, John in Wildomar has a Critter Chat about beach turtles, Steve in RI is in town, Jeff in Palm Springs has a chalupa update, Derek has a McRib story, Marc in NJ talks Dem town halll on LGBT equality, Survivor talk (slight spoiler at 1:36 mark), Romaine finishes The Politician, Chris in Mass talks Triple H and advent calendars, MENstruation pisses off the right, and Colliers in TX needs a back out clause.

08.21.19 – Bidets The Day

Romaine might need to be beeped, hump day is here, Chad in LA talks Spider-Man, Shitter Chat debuts with Romaine’s bidet update, What’s That Smell with a shocking twist, Germany gets an awkward amusement park ride, Larry King is getting a divorce, Stanton in Austin talks Larry King, Tony in Vegas talks wills, Lima Hemsworth files for divorce, Emma Watson and Tom Felton might be dating and Miss Angie has thoughts, Hooker Hotline, Billy in FL time shifts on math, Julie time shifts on bare feet on planes, Romaine has a neighbor dilemma, Dancing With The Stars stirs controversy, Matrix 4 is coming soon, Jonathan in LA talks Big Brother, crying at work, celebrating birthdays, and Elizabeth Smart’s dad comes out as gay!