05.20.26 – The Fifth Wheel

Jesse in Sacramento talks past listener, Derek reviews Mac Neo and learns new tricks, Romaine gets her eyes checked, Ilde in AZ talks eyes, Tony in Vegas talks glasses, James Murdoch buys VOX media, Tom Terrific talks New York Magazine and Paula Pell, Eric in NM talks Good Hang, Happy Jack talks Kim Kardashian, Rowdy in NY talks Mad Rewind, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks eye deals, Rich in CA talks sunshine and San Diego Pride, Big Peter talks online groceries, MI landlord has sex in tenant house, LaGuardia gets a sinkhole, and woman falls in a manhole.

11.11.25- Boots Down Mama

Derek closes strong, Boots on Netflix, Wendy Williams may not have dementia, Romie interviews, NY winter is here, Romaine is rock steady, Elfster, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Kim Kardashian, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Skims merkins, Chris in WA talks Wicked One Wonderful Night, Eddie from Tampa talks moving, Michael in Nashville talks purses, Hallmark cardinal, Happy Jack talks purses, Billy in Philly talks Democrats, Pope Leo has his four favorites, and D4vd Tesla case update,

11.07.25-Have A Time

New month who dis, Derek has a bear, Madeleine McCann update, Romaine has to disappear, Happy Jack talks the Beekman Boys, Romaine dog update, The Changeling, Jeff in Palm Springs talks kids, Adam Sank mistaken for hooker, Splash drama, Nancy Pelosi retires, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Frank DeCaro, Matt in Philly talks Ellen DeGeneres, Chad in Seattle talks Obama inauguration, Christian in Abilene talks moving, Elfster final week, John in NH talks All’s Fair, Nita in FL talks targeted ads, Survivor, Amazing Race, and Last Call ends the week.

 

12.01.2022 – Riding Rink

Twitch Thursdays! Romaine has an elfster, Stuart in Rochester talks gay face and Oscar, Tony in Vegas talks starter homes, Love Actually turns 20, Monotone Marc talks Love Actually, Derek talks Cris Pannullo on Jeopardy, Sir Laughs A Lot talks holiday movies, Nathan in CO talks Patti LaBelle, Michael in Nashville says Hocus Pocus, Kim Kardashian gets 200K child support, Tyler in NorCal has thoughts on Ye, Jeff in PS talks divorce and Oscar, Andrew can’t spell, Rowdy has a golden ticket, Hooker Hotline, riding ring, Larry in Pasadena talks Spoiler Alert, Rob in FL talks lesbian cars, Marc in MN checks in, Critter Chat NYC has a new job opening, Julia in Union City timieshifts on mental health, Monotone Marc double dips on Dolly, Chaz in La defends Monotone Marc, Nicole Kidman buys a hat from Hugh Jackman, What Is Happening Jayson loves his crate, Good Morning America hosts in romance drama, Ryan Seacrest, Thai monks kicked out over drugs, China covid lockdown protests, and Madonna thinks David Harbour is sexy.

11.01.22 -Wet Ass Piggy

Romaine is not rested, Derek loves halloween, Romaine gets a neighborhood cow, Monotone Marc talks Watch What Happens, JayBee has no friends, Romaine starts the fire, Heidi Klum was an earthworm and Kim Kardashian wears a costume alone, Heartstopper star Kit Connor forced to come out as bisexual, Romaine does an interview, Tom Terrific talks Staten Island and Cardi B, Jeff in PS talks Lizzo, Hooker Hotline, Krystal time shifts on cars and field trips, Monotone Marc talks Twitter, Survivor Sucks Dan talks social media and Ask Derek Anything, Brian in Columbus talks taxes, Still Hookin Tracy wants a new DNR promo code, The Vow is back, LaundroMatt talks caftans, Taylor Swift makes history and Tony has thoughts.

05.09.22 – Now A Wording

Mother’s Day celebrations, DNR come back to a muted response, SC man robs bank from taxi, Met Gala drama, Neil Parish resigns House of Commons over watching porn, Queen Elizabeth skipping opening of Parliament, Barbara Harte wants her Dorothy dress, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Wizard of Oz, Doctor Strange, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Billy in Philly talks Brokeback Mountain, Marvin in Syracuse talks Netflix, Michael in Nashville talks Rafi, James the Serious talks peaches, DNR talk yard updates, What Is Happening Jayson talks Pennsylvania 6-5000, Kathy in OH has a Bermuda update, Romaine talks about her favorite highlights, Romaine cats harass a succulent and has a neighbor update, Tony nominations are out, Rich Strike wins Kentucky Derby, Gary in CT talks Happy Jack, and actor Steve Burton says the baby isn’t his.

 

03.16.22- Order In The Pork

DNR dread tomorrow’s St. Patrick’s Day, Romaine recaps her time at Pig Court, Derek helps an old lady, Pete Davidson gets branded, Darren in NJ talks The Adam Project, Dr. Jay talks tattoos, guest Ed Salvato returns to talks travel, Hooker Hotline, Jason in SF time shifts on the Starbucks masturbator, Monotone Marc talks Temptation Island, Kimberly in OH talks fighting with kids, anonymous personal moment, Romaine has some refueling drama, Billy in Philly talks therapy, Carl Nassib dropped by the Las Vegas Raiders, and Little Miss Nobody mystery solved.

11.01.21-Snot What I Am Looking For

Derek wonders about jockstraps, Romaine is back from NC, Derek builds a greenhouse, Iris not happy to see Romaine, Kim Kardashian dating Pete Davidson, Tom Terrific talks Pete, Derek compares and contrasts Stonewall and San Francisco, Stanton in Austin talks about the interns, Kat Penn comes out, Matthew Perry writing a memoir, Derek dishes on dramatic studio executives, Tony in Vegas deals with a Karen, Hooker Hotline, Brad from Houston had birthday show praise, hottest listeners gets a revisit, Rafi time shifts on abs, Monotone Marc feels very attacked, Sherri in TX talks fires, Jeff in NorCal talks rugs, Sabin excited to see Romaine, Rust movie set update, and WTF FL Teacher Of The Year in trouble,

10.12.21 – A Desperate Hole

Halloween plans, Romaine tries to pick something up, Tom Terrific talks B&H adventures, Billy in Philly gets trapped, Romie gets tested, Gabby Petito update, Alex Murdaugh twists, Gael In SC questions Romaine’s handiness, Chris in WA liked Rob Shuter, Larry in Pasadena talks James Bond, Kim Kardashian does SNL, Kanye West is selling out, Romaine can’t split up her ornaments, Jesusween, Rob in FL talks Christmas ornaments and Matthew Shepard and Jeopardy, Raiders coach Jon Gruden resigns and Tyler in NorCal has thoughts, UT ultramarathon ends in whiteout snow rescue, and What Matters ends the show.

06.11.21 – Lazy Toilet

Fan Favorite. DNR are glad its Friday, Derek speculates on dinner, Romaine heads to the vet, Derek gets a screecher, Netflix pulls plug on Melissa McCarthy, lazy toilet fight, DNA solves 1956 murder mystery, Billy in Philly talks ID and bodies, Kanye West no longer keeping up with the Kardashians, Romaine dispenses relationship advice to herself, NYC to get floating East River pool, LaudroMatt talks East River, Mark talks NYC jumpers, Critter Chat black feet caused by beach flies, Kim Jung Un comes for K Pop, Netflix gets into branded merchandise, Tony in Vegas talks office bathroom and Netflix, #TeamSteven talks TV, Medea coming to Netflix, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena has Disneyland survival tips, Monotone Marc recommends In The Heights, Mara from Mass time shifts on Kid Rock, Olympic trials, Simone Biles, Still Hookin’ Tracy gets too personal at work, Brandon talks coming out and haircuts, feedback for Romaine’s singing, Dom in Seattle talks Gay Days Anaheim and Great Falls, Romie connects with Grandma V, MS high school has race battle over valedictorian, nun steals $835,000 school tries to have generic days off, and Last Call ends the show.

02.19.21 – Weird Dreams May Come

Derek thinks you call too much, Ben time shifts on Iris, Taylor makes a change, Romaine has a message of peace, Ted Cruz drama, AOC raises money, Marc in MN has Facebook drama, Net Door horse drama, Disney lus craps out and launches Star, Kim Kardashian files for divorce, Armie Hammer licks blood, WTF Florida women pose as grannies for vaccine, Romaine takes her shot, Tony in Vegas dreams weird, scientists invade dreams, Hooker Hotline, Vee talks strippers and horses, Larry in Pasadena has a vaccine tip, Griddy jacks up prices, Aaron in Seattle talks regional history, Billy in Philly thinks of people in need, Chris in Maryland talks Dave Rubin, Sherry in TX time shifts on power and vaccines, caviar, Barbara Please has a TX update, George in SF has a Dynasty shout out, Marvin in Syracuse talks horses and vaccines, Marc in MN talks Geostorm, Toro recalls snow blowers, and Last Call ends the week.

01.08.21 – Ketchup Water

Derek is back and talks Jonathan in LA, Romaine hangs up on Marc, Dr. Jay talks crates, Tony in Vegas talks vocalizations, Kathryn in AZ has a dad joke, The Flight Attendant, Mike in China likes Romaine in control, Kim and Kanye divorce, Marvin Chance gay drama update, #TeamSteven talks relationship drama, ketchup and potato peelers, Derek reviews an air fryer, Mike in China and Tony double dip on air fryer, Hooker Hotline, Tim in MI talks crazy conspiracies, Tom Terrific talks Fun Cooker, Michael in Nashville talks pronouns, Elaine Chao and Betsy DeVos step down, Marvin in Syracuse has a drama update, Romaine time shares a cat and yells loser, Mike in China triples on hot guys, Chaz in La talks Mank, holiday cheer spreads corona, NC kid buys grenade, and Last Call ends the show.